
CHOCOLATE GRINDER
"How Many Roads Must a Man Is Dust in the Wind"
[October 2009]

First of all, let me apologize for my last Chocolate Grinder blurb. I was seriously high as fuck when I wrote that. This time, let me talk about the music at hand. We have a collection of "Eureka!"-style artists that I tried to make exist in the same universe (Earth 616). Assuming anyone listens to these mixes, you’ll hopefully find that this one is constructed like an actual album!!! The GREATEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME. Each track exemplifies the deemphasis of structure in modern music, with focus on dream-like repetition that maintains interest through dynamic and timbral shifts. Basically, these songs are bolstered by musical devices other than big chord changes, whether they be subterranean recording qualities, bouts of silence, or overwhelming swaths of distortion. Each section of the mix also loosely represents bubbling trends in 2009-music — trends that I’m not going to explain right now (because I’m full of shit). You can just hear for yourself!
01. HEALTH - "Before Tigers" (Get Color)Start time: 0:00; Links: Lovepump United - HEALTH
02. Forest Creatures - "Edit 6" (Frustrated Analogue)
Start time: 3:23; Links: Blackest Rainbow - Forest Creatures
03. Oneohtrix Point Never - "Hyperdawn" (Zones Without People)
Start time: 7:14; Links: Arbor - Oneohtrix Point Never
04. Flower Man - "Mirrors in Orbit" (Exotic Cameo)
Start time: 11:46; Links: Upstairs - Flower Man
05. Ducktails - "Parasailing" (Split 7")
Start time: 14:44; Links: Underwater Peoples Records - Ducktails
06. Elegi - "Arvesølv" (Varde)
Start time: 20:45; Links: Miasmah - Elegi
07. nmperign - "Prey" (Ommatidia)
Start time: 23:19; Links: Intransitive
08. Æthenor - "IV" (Faking Gold and Murder)
Start time: 29:21; Links: VHF - Æthenor
09. Zs - "MMW I (Part I)" (Music of the Modern White)
Start time: 34:16; Links: The Social Registry - Zs
10. Hjarnidaudi - "Part I" (Psyko:Stare:Void)
Start time: 39:33; Links: Music Fear Satan - Hjarnidaudi
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"Cornbread, ain’t nothin’ wrong with that"
[October 2009]

I may be an insufferably white dork from Canada, but I likes me a good broken beat. The odd vocalization of nostalgic pondering or social protest is icing on that bass-laden cake. This here mix tape is the nasty bidnezz, starting off with some more ambient, glitchy numbers before progressing to raucous old-school-flavored beats and booty-shaking breaks, with a righteous rant from future superstar B. Dolan that you will not soon forget. However, if you’re looking for guns, bitches, and bling, you are probably talking to the wrong corn-fed honkey.
01. Deru - "Fadeaway" (Say Goodbye To Useless)Start time: 0:00; Links: Mush - Deru
02. Loden - "My Face Came Off" (Buggy)
Start time: 4:39; Links: Mush - Loden
03. The Slew - "It’s All Over" (100%)
Start time: 7:35; Links: Ninja Tune - The Slew
04. B. Dolan - "Open Letter To J. T." (House Of Bees Vol. 1)
Start time: 11:01; Links: Strange Famous - B. Dolan
05. Peter, Bjorn and John - "Stay This Way (DJ Jazzy Jeff Remix)" (Re-Living Thing)
Start time: 15:38; Links: Columbia - Peter, Bjorn and John
06. Dynas - "The Future feat. DJ Jazzy Jeff" (The Apartment)
Start time: 19:18; Links: BBE - Dynas
07. An-Ten-Nae - "Warning feat. Buccaneer" (Acid Crunk EP 5)
Start time: 23:10; Links: Muti Music - An-Ten-Nae
08. Timonkey - "Fembot Serenade" (Molecular Forest)
Start time: 27:39; Links: Muti Music - Timonkey
09. Anti-Pop Consortium - "Volcano (Four Tet Remix)" (Volcano single)
Start time: 31:39; Links: Big Dada - Anti-Pop Consortium
10. The Herbaliser Band - "Blackwater Drive" (Session 2)
Start time: 36:19; Links: !K7 - The Herbaliser Band
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"Foot Village’s Intelligence Report: Summer 2009"
[September 2009]

[This is a guest mix made by Foot Village. Their latest album is Anti-Magic, which was recently released on Upset the Rhythm.]
All of us in Foot Village love D&D. All of us. Especially Citizen Lee. Nerds we are. So, when it comes to music listening, we try to represent our nerdy taste in the most shallow way possible. So here is a mix dedicated to to the letters D&D. A Doom & Disco mix. From the 20,000-leagues-under-the-sea melodies of Clipd Beaks to the staccato static beats of Big Digits to bands that seemlessly blend the genres of dronemetal and dancefloor like Captain Ahab and Pictureplane. We also love chanting, so you get lots of it in here — especially of the Lost Boys OST sort. So, open up an animated GIF of a Warcraft Orc doing the Soulja Boy Tell ’Em dance and enjoy. We’re here in LA, sucking up the smoke while the hills burn like the chimneys of Apokolips. Hope you forgive us if this summer is more about zone-trooping and reading Ziggy comics for us than the beach-bashes you are used to.
01. XBXRX - "Curso e Famine" (Un Usper)Start time: 0:00; Links: XBXRX
02. Big Digits - "Making Progress" (TBA)
Start time: 2:01; Links: Big Digits
03. Fartbarf - "Play the Game" (Self-titled)
Start time: 4:08; Links: Fartbarf
04. Clipd Beaks - "Dust" (To Realize)
Start time: 6:43; Links: Clipd Beaks
05. Alaskas - "Unshackled" (Set Yourself Free)
Start time: 10:20; Links: Highfives & Handshakes - Alaskas
06. TITS - "Cheap Echoes" (Second Base)
Start time: 11:30; Links: Upset the Rhythm - TITS
07. Kinit Her - "Nagas Litany" (Glyms or Beame of Radicall Truthes)
Start time: 15:20; Links: Living Tapes - Kinit Her
08. Thee Oh Sees - "Go Meet the Seed" (Help)
Start time: 19:06; Links: In the Red - Thee Oh Sees
09. Pictureplane - "Tance Doll" (Dark Rift)
Start time: 24:40; Links: Lovepump United - Pictureplante
10. Captain Ahab - "Feel Anymore" (The End of Irony)
Start time: 28:19; Links: Deathbomb Arc - Captain Ahab
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"Bass In Yer Goat’s Face"
[September 2009]

This has been a good year for the beat, and dubstep especially: bass worship is on the rise. Leading the charge is the consistent Muti Music. Label boss Dov kicks things off with a deep Single Cell Orchestra remix of his latest single, one of four Muti tracks featured here. Massive warps from Spoonbill associate Editor and Kid606’s latest signing Humanleft add a certain color missing in this post-Analog Worms Attack era, while Sbtrkt and Rude Kid blanket eardrum-blowing lower frequencies over new singles from Echaskech and Juice Aleem (who both have hotly anticipated records coming out now-ish). Closing the mix, I’m very excited to showcase Shambhala institution Bassnestar’s usual high standard of political breaks. These artists are the true face of independent electronic music, but whether or not you’ve heard of any of them before doesn’t really matter, just as long as you listen to this mix on the biggest system you have access to. The sound of these 10 windshield-cracking, pop-fizzing, speaker-humping, picture frame-tilting block rockers will speak for themselves louder than any drivel that oozes off my keyboard. Crank it up, fuckers!
01. Dov - "Earth Bleed (Single Cell Orchestra Remix)" (Earth Bleed EP)Start time: 0:00; Links: Muti Music - Dov
02. Editor - "Space Grub" (Interview Techniques)
Start time: 5:34; Links: Omelette - Editor
03. Kether - "Graffitti" (Marine Layer EP)
Start time: 9:30; Links: Muti Music - Kether
04. Juice Aleem - "First Lesson (Rude Kid Remix)" (First Lesson single)
Start time: 14:32; Links: Big Dada - Juice Aleem
05. Siren - "7th Level" (Spawn)
Start time: 17:12; Links: Muti Music - Siren
06. Humanleft - "Got Beatz" (Roarr EP)
Start time: 20:19; Links: Tigerbeat6 - Humanleft
07. King Cannibal - "Dirt feat. Daddy Freddy" (So... Embrace The Minimum single)
Start time: 23:51; Links: Ninja Tune - King Cannibal
08. Echaskech - "Future Sex (Sbtrkt Remix)" (Future Sex single)
Start time: 28:49; Links: Just Music - Echaskech
09. T.O.B. - "Thwomp Attack!!" (The Next Level EP)
Start time: 34:05; Links: Muti Music - T.O.B.
10. Bassnectar - "Art Of Revolution (Original)" (Art Of Revolution single)
Start time: 38:01; Links: Amorphous Music - Bassnectar
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"Hatching Under the Belly of the Flowering Cerebellum"
[August 2009]

I can’t help but feel like an ass for plucking some of these songs from their original contexts. Several tracks — like Mount Eerie’s "(something)," John Wiese’s "Mystical Finland," and especially Kreng’s "Meisje In Auto" (which you should seek out ASAP) — hinge heavily on the flow intended by the artist. My concern, though, would put into question a whole host of things — not only mix tapes, but sampling and radio, musique-concrète and iPods. Besides, the idea of The Album as something sacred, something untouchable is silly. Am I not allowed to bend symbols at my will? Am I supposed to sit passively and consume music only under conditions laid out by the artists? Of course not. But I still feel like an ass sometimes.
01. Eric Copeland - "Al Anon" (Alien in a Garbage Dump)Start time: 0:00; Links: Paw Tracks
02. Bird Names - "Taxicabs And Bicycles" (Sings the Browns)
Start time: 3:57; Links: Upset the Rhythm - Bird Names
03. Julian Lynch - "Two Babes in the Woods" (Lefse Records Compilation)
Start time: 6:49; Links: Lefse - Julian Lynch
04. Mount Eerie - "(something)" (Wind’s Poem)
Start time: 8:59; Links: P.W. Elverum & Sun
05. Kurt Vile - "Overnite Religion" (Childish Prodigy)
Start time: 11:13; Links: Matador - Kurt Vile
06. Circulatory System - "I You We" (Signal Morning)
Start time: 16:25; Links: Cloud - Circulatory System
07. John Wiese - "Mystical Finland (excerpt)" (Circle Snare)
Start time: 17:54; Links: No Fun
08. Evangelista - "The Slayer (promo)" (Prince of Truth)
Start time: 19:50; Links: Constellation - Evangelista
09. Ourself Beside Me - "Improvisation I" (Ourself Beside Me)
Start time: 25:48; Links: Maybe Marsl - Ourself Beside Me
10. Kreng - "Meisje In Auto (naar Prelude No. 20 In C Minor Van F. Chopin)" (L’Autopsie Phénoménale De Dieu)
Start time: 26:52; Links: Miasmah - Kreng
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"I Can See Through Time"
[August 2009]

Every year since I started writing reviews, I have heard at least one fellow critic say words to the effect of "this has been a slow year for [insert genre] or music in general." Well, from where I’m sitting, music looks like it’s doing pretty damn good for itself. Independent music is rife with exuberant brilliance waiting to be discovered and appreciated, regardless of its surrounding hype or lack thereof. If you think music’s offerings have been feeble lately, you need to branch out and listen to more of it. Take a chance on something you may know little or nothing about. Granted, it’s an often underwhelming process, but every so often, you will find one album that will unquestionably make it all worth the effort. These mixes are the result of my journey through sound, and I hope they inspire you to tread different paths of your own. This is the most exciting and dynamic time we could ever hope to be alive.
01. Longwalkshortdock - "Born At Night" (Casual Tea)Start time: 0:00; Links: Self-Released - Longwalkshortdock
02. The Lava Children - "Particles" (The Lava Children EP)
Start time: 6:33; Links: Graveface - The Lava Children
03. Battlehooch - "Take The L Train" (Piecechow)
Start time: 10:17; Links: Terrorbird - Battlehooch
04. The Gaslamp Killer - "Anything Worse" (My Troubled Mind)
Start time: 13:39; Links: Alpha Pup - The Gaslamp Killer
05. Damian Lazarus - "Come And Play" (Smoke The Monster Out)
Start time: 17:53; Links: Get Physical - Damian Lazarus
06. DJ Food - "Tricky Little Ears (The Cheech Wizard Pays Respect To All Living Creatures Who Inhabit Dark Places)" (One Man’s Weird Is Another Man’s World EP)
Start time: 21:43; Links: Ninja Tune - DJ Food
07. Ochre - "Napolese" (Like Dust Of The Balance)
Start time: 28:50; Links: Benbecula - Ochre
08. Andromeda Mega Express Orchestra - "Radioactive People" (Takes Off!)
Start time: 34:17; Links: Alien Transistor - Andromeda Mega Express Orchestra
09. Speech Debelle - "Bad Boy" (Speech Therapy)
Start time: 41:20; Links: Big Dada - Speech Debelle
10. Throw Me The Statue - "The Outer Folds" (Creaturesque)
Start time: 45:36; Links: Secretly Canadian - Throw Me The Statue
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"Plain #7 with no pickles or onions"
[July 2009]

"I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance," said Friedrich Nietzsche. "We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance," states a Japanese proverb. "Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room," said Kurt Vonnegut. "Dancers are the athletes of God," said Albert Einstein. "Any problem in the world can be solved by dancing," said James Brown. "To shake your rump is to be environmentally aware," said David Byrne. "Never trust spiritual leader who cannot dance," said Mr. Miyagi.
01. Bachelorette - "Mindwarp" (My Electric Family)Start time: 0:00; Links: Drag City - Bachelorette
02. Anti-Pop Consortium - "Apparently" (Fluorescent Black)
Start time: 3:28; Links: Big Dada - Anti-Pop Consortium
03. The Herbaliser Band - "Geddim!" (Session 2)
Start time: 5:56; Links: !K7 - The Herbaliser Band
04. Giant Cookie Monster - "Orange Bat theme" (Orange Bat)
Start time: 10:54; Links: Giant Cookie Monster
05. Neon Indian - "Terminally Chill" (Psychic Chasms)
Start time: 15:05; Links: Lefse - Neon Indian
06. Mos Def - "Auditorium [ft. Slick Rick]" (The Ecstatic)
Start time: 18:33; Links: Downtown - Mos Def
07. Black Lips - "The Drop I Hold [ft. GZA]" (The Drop I Hold EP)
Start time: 23:00; Links: Vice - Black Lips
08. Miss Kittin & The Hacker - "Electronic City" (TWO)
Start time: 26:24; Links: Nobody’s Bizzness - Miss Kitten & The Hacker
09. Jónsi & Alex - "Boy 1904" (Riceboy Sleeps)
Start time: 31:09; Links: XL - Jónsi & Alex
10. YACHT - "Psychic City" (See Mystery Lights)
Start time: 36:14; Links: DFA - YACHT
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"Palin/Gingrich 2012"
[July 2009]

How many of you feel disillusioned with the Obama administration thus far? I know, in hindsight it seems foolish to think idealism might have railroaded policy through Congress, even with the fuckin’ deck stacked. Either America was built to run on slow, incremental progress, or the two parties are becoming absurdly centrist. It must be the former, ’cause I could have sworn Obama was a raging atheist; he seemed smart with big ideas, but even a guy like him remains a whore to our political process? I guess I’ve known for a while that a new President couldn’t veer that far from their predecessor’s path, but, oh god... Bush vs. Obama? It’s in your face this time. This mix is full of songs that I thought had a vaguely 1970s feeling. They’re all filled with life and, except for Bat For Lashes, some form of joy. It’s too easy to make sad songs; I like songs that fill more vague emotional places — if you’re feeling bittersweet, then a happy song can be sad as hell, but rarely the other way around.
01. Yuksek - "I Could Never Be A Dancer" (Away From The Sea)Start time: 0:00; Links: Yuksek
02. Shogun Kunitoki - "Riddarholmen" (Vinonaamakasio)
Start time: 3:14; Links: Fonal - Shogun Kunitoki
03. What’s Up? - "Seasoning’s Greeting" (Content Imagination)
Start time: 6:32; Links: Obey Your Brain - What’s Up?
04. Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti - "Can’t Hear My Eyes" (Can’t Hear My Eyes 7")
Start time: 11:43; Links: Mexican Summer - Ariel Pink
05. Bat For Lashes - "The Big Sleep" (Two Suns)
Start time: 14:54; Links: Bat For Lashes
06. Zu - "Erinys" (Carboniferous)
Start time: 17:45; Links: Ipecac - Zu
07. Aavikko - "Specto Supernus" (Novo Atlantis)
Start time: 21:28; Links: 9pm - Aavikko
08. Cheer-Accident - "And Then You Realize You Haven’t Left Yet" (Fear Draws Misfortune)
Start time: 26:03; Links: Cuneiform - Cheer-Accident
09. Blank Dogs - "No Compass" (Under And Under)
Start time: 27:34; Links: In The Red - Blank Dogs
10. Javelin - "Vibrationz" (Jamz n Jemz)
Start time: 30:13; Links: Javelin
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"The Man Who Made A Beast Of Himself"
[June 2009]

I love variety, and for this mix I’ve selected the spaciest hip-hop, the creepiest electronica, and the freakiest folk, making it the perfect concoction to soundtrack the depths of your next ether binge. Through the latest bloopy gifts from Alpha Pup, an epic progressive selection from prodigy Nathan Fake, and bizarre indie electronic hybrids from Niobe and Joan Of Arc, Chocolate Grinder is proud to bring you some of the most spectacular mutants of the year, too weird to live, too rare to die. Unusual for the series, recent re-releases have placed tracks from Young MC’s 1989 debut (no, I didn’t pick "Bust A Move") and the 70s recordings of the gloriously absurd Kath Bloom in the CG range. As a TMT reader, you get used to things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth, but nobody should be asked to handle this trip.
01. Ras G - "Earthly Matters" (Brotha From Anotha Planet)Start time: 0:00; Links: Alpha Pup - Ras G
02. Nosaj Thing - "Us" (Drift)
Start time: 4:51; Links: Alpha Pup - Nosaj Thing
03. Serengeti & Polyphonic - "My Patriotism" (Terradactyl)
Start time: 7:55; Links: Anticon - Serengeti & Polyphonic
04. Young MC - "Non Stop" (Stone Cold Rhymin’)
Start time: 10:53; Links: Delicious Vinyl
05. Voodeux - "3rd Floor" (The Paranormal)
Start time: 14:16; Links: Mothership - Voodeux
06. Nathan Fake - "Castle Rising" (Hard Islands)
Start time: 18:49; Links: Border Community - Nathan Fake
07. Kath Bloom - "The Breeze/My Baby Cries" (Love Takes This Course)
Start time: 27:46; Links: Chapter - Kath Bloom
08. Fink - "Six Weeks" (Sort Of Revolution)
Start time: 31:57; Links: Ninja Tune - Fink
09. Joan Of Arc - "Flowers" (Flowers)
Start time: 34:59; Links: Polyvinyl - Joan Of Arc
10. Niobe - "Lovely Day" (Blackbird’s Echo)
Start time: 41:36; Links: Tomlab - Niobe
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even"
[June 2009]

I titled this mix after Marcel Duchamp’s The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even (a.k.a. The Large Glass), an artwork from which the title Chocolate Grinder derives its name. For an artist who (in)famously submitted a toilet to an art show, I thought it appropriate to cobble together a mix of tunes that hinge more heavily on context for "understanding." (Not that you can’t go in blind, if that’s your thing.) My last mix was about as rock as I get, so this time I primarily emphasized songs that were either more overtly fluid (Mountains, Andrew Broder) or so grippingly visceral (Talibam!, John Wiese) that you can’t help but reexamine our heftiest mythologies. I also included an older track, "His Mister’s Pet Whistles," from the forthcoming reissue of the criminally overlooked Major Organ release. Sit tight and you’ll get some consonance toward the end.
01. Nice at Home - "Never Use a Condom More Than Once" (Visitor)Start time: 0:00; Links: Nice at Home
02. Pink Mountain - "Thee Red Lion" (Pink Mountain)
Start time: 1:17; Links: Sickroom - Pink Mountain
03. Sore Eros - "Below It Begins" (Second Chants)
Start time: 6:18; Links: SHDWPLY - Sore Eros
04. Major Organ and the Adding Machine - "His Mister’s Pet Whistles" (Major Organ and the Adding Machine)
Start time: 8:28; Links: Orange Twin - Major Organ Wikipedia
05. Andrew Broder - "Where The Guy Gets Killed" (Spiraling)
Start time: 10:48; Links: Andrew Broder
06. Talibam! - "Entertaining The After Beast" (Boogie In The Breeze Blocks)
Start time: 15:45; Links: ESP-Disk - Talibam!
07. Oneida - "What’s Up, Jackal" (Rated O)
Start time: 21:04; Links: Jagjaguwar - Oneida
08. John Wiese - "Circle Snare (Second Part)" (Circle Snare)
Start time: 24:08; Links: No Fun - John Wiese
09. Mountains - "Choral" (Choral)
Start time: 29:11; Links: Thrill Jockey - Mountains
10. James Blackshaw - "Cross" (The Glass Bead Game)
Start time: 41:57; Links: Young God - James Blackshaw
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"From: Keith, For: Meghan McCain"
[May 2009]

In case you were wondering, we try to get permission for all the songs on these Chocolate Grinder mixes. We’ll ask record labels, management, and publicists to use an artist’s material, but we rarely contact the artists themselves. For Chocolate Grinder Mix 11, I decided to take the whole process over to MySpace, where the only thing coming between my pleas for tracks and the brilliant, visionary musicians making them was MySpace’s shittily designed webpage and a glitchy music player. Some of the artists here are more known than others, but they were all super, super nice and quick to respond! For all the bands that I’ve left off, this is only volume one of who knows how many. Keep up the good work! NUFF SAID.
01. Aquwa Boys - "Come On Baby"Start time: 0:00; Links: Aquwa Boys
02. Silk Flowers - "Chance of Showersl"
Start time: 1:34; Links: Silk Flowers
03. Tiny Fights- "Whats Mine"
Start time: 5:50; Links: Tiny Fights
04. WETDOG - "8 Days"
Start time: 9:43; Links: WETDOG
05. Rainbow Arabia - "The Basta"
Start time: 11:43; Links: Rainbow Arabia
06. The Craters - "Kissables"
Start time: 15:24; Links: The Craters
07. The Yataris - "Matty Hand is On Fire pt. 1"
Start time: 16:53; Links: The Yataris
08. Zola Jesus - "Odessa"
Start time: 19:56; Links: Zola Jesus
09. MEGA WAND - "Faux Reign"
Start time: 24:00; Links: MEGA WAND
10. Max Elliott - "Go Down Moses"
Start time: 26:40; Links: Max Elliott
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"The Analog Dreams of Electric Sheep"
[May 2009]

Some people don’t like computer music. I know. I was once one of them. I was a classic rock guy who thought (and often said aloud) electronic music had no soul. Then something mystical, or probably chemical, happened. It was like I felt my own heart beating for the first time. All these wonderful build-ups, breakdowns, arpeggios, basslines, pads, bloops, and bleeps started swirling in my head like a tornado. Ever since, I’ve been addicted to pure electric sound and all of its various forms. If approached with an open mind, and preferably a touch of social lubrication, this mix should do the same for you. This journey gathers the finest producers from Canada, Venezuela, America, Germany, Australia, and the UK to guide you through vintage throwback, moody orchestral, nu-breaks, hip-hop, indie funk, progressive acid, and other wild variations of the electronic form. Jon Hopkins, fresh from co-producing Coldplay with Eno, delivers a sweeping mood piece as intricate in its bass tweaks as in its melodic piano progression. Edmonton’s Shout Out Out Out Out finds hope in dark places with their two drummers, four bassists, and an army of synths. Both of those songs come from albums that will be making some year-end lists this year. Many selections here are rarer, but no less pivotal. Since the majority of these tracks were designed to be played at festivals and nightclubs with massive sound systems, this mix should be played at a high volume and in dim yet colorful lighting to get the maximum effect.
01. DJ Hell - "Germania" (Teufelswerk)Start time: 0:00; Links: International Deejay Gigolo - DJ Hell
02. Jon Hopkins - "Vessel" (Insides)
Start time: 8:45; Links: Domino - Jon Hopkins
03. Seventh Swami - "Forever You Forever Me" (Here For Now)
Start time: 13:00; Links: Muti Music - Seventh Swami
04. Spoonbill - "Wonkball" (Zoomorphic)
Start time: 18:37; Links: Omelette - Spoonbill
05. Sole & The Skyrider Band - "Nothing Is Free (Subtitle Remix)" (Remix LP)
Start time: 23:13; Links: Black Canyon - Sole & The Skyrider Band
06. EPROM - "64 Bytes (ill.gates Rmx feat. Meesha & Mat The Alien)" (64 Bytes Remixes)
Start time: 25:58; Links: Addictech - EPROM
07. Yppah - "Gumball Machine Weekend" (Gumball Machine Weekend EP)
Start time: 29:50; Links: Ninja Tune - Yppah
08. Jogger - "Nice Tights" (Friends of Friends Volume 1)
Start time: 33:47; Links: FoF Music - Jogger
09. Shout Out Out Out Out - "Remind Me In Dark Times" (Reintegration Time)
Start time: 38:34; Links: Normals Welcome - Shout Out Out Out Out
10. Kid606 - "Good Times" (Shout At The Döner)
Start time: 47:20; Links: Tigerbeat6 - Kid606
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"Acid in the Style of David Spade"
[April 2009]

This mix is intended to take us somewhere, if not spiritually, then at least geographically. We start out in Philadelphia with Hermit Thrushes (new LP Slight due in June) and travel to various U.S. cities like Brooklyn with Dirty Projectors ("Stillness Is the Move" 12-inch single on Domino), New York with Headless Heroes, Oakland with Cryptacize, Atlanta with Deerhunter (Rainwater Cassette Exchange EP due in June on Kranky), and Williamsport with Akron/Family (new LP Set ’Em Wild, Set ’Em Free due 5/5). After making a short but sweet stop with Yonlu in Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil, we head to Ethiopia to catch Mulatu Astake with UK-based The Heliocentrics. The mix ends in West Africa, first in Burkina Faso with Hermas Zopoula (whose Espoir will be released May 19 via Asthmatic Kitty) and then in Senegal with Mor Thiam, the latter of which takes us all the way back to 1972 (a reissue of Thiam’s Spiritual Jazz will be released soon on Now-Again Records). In this age of globalization, it’s refreshing to know that music can still overtly reflect a geographical bias.
01. Hermit Thrushes - "Snowflake Heart" (Slight Fountain)Start time: 0:00; Links: Joyful Noise - Hermit Thrushes
02. Dirty Projectors - "Stillness Is the Move" (Bitte Orca)
Start time: 2:04; Links: Domino - Dirty Projectors
03. Cryptacize - "Tail & Mane" (Mythomania)
Start time: 7:18; Links: Asthmatic Kitty - Cryptacize
04. Deerhunter - "Rainwater Cassette Exchange" (Rainwater Cassette Exchange EP)
Start time: 10:33; Links: Kranky - Deerhunter
05. Akron/Family - "Everyone Is Guilty" (Set ’Em Wild, Set ’Em Free)
Start time: 12:50; Links: Dead Oceans - Akron/Family
06. Headless Heroes - "True Love Will Find You in the End" (The Silence of Love)
Start time: 18:43; Links: Names - Headless Heroes
07. Yonlu - "Little Kids" (A Society in Which No Tear Is Shed Is Inconceivably Mediocre)
Start time: 22:00; Links: [Luaka Bop>http://www.luakabop.com] - Yonlu
08. Mulatu Astake & The Heliocentrics - "Addis Black Widow" (Inspiration Information)
Start time: 23:16; Links: Strut - The Heliocentrics - Mulatu Astatke
09. Hermas Zopoula - "Alpha Et Omega" (Espoir)
Start time: 26:53; Links: Asthmatic Kitty - Hermas Zopoula
10. Mor Thiam - "Ayo Ayo Nene" (Spiritual Jazz)
Start time: 29:20; Links: Now-Again Records - Mor Thiam
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"Michelle Obama Playlist No. 1"
[April 2009]

I’ve been watching Ken Burns’ Jazz documentary miniseries lately. Through all the talking head hyperbole, the earliest incarnations of the music — "minstrel music" and ragtime — expose steady rhythm and heavy syncopation as the broader genre’s first massive innovation. A lot of people have trouble believing that jazz and swing were once America’s form of popular music, but as the youth’s first real exposure to driving rhythm, it’s no wonder. Since then, harmony has become increasingly homogenized —losing its regional associations — while rhythm has continued to be boiled down to basic elements. Popular music is still very much about the "beat." I put together this mix with that simple truth in mind.
01. The Cool Kids - "Pennies" (When Fish Ride Bicycles)Start time: 0:00; links: The Cool Kids - Chocolate Ind.
02. Mr. Oizo - "Cut Dick" (Lambs Anger)
Start Time: 3:00; links: Mr. Oizo - Ed Banger
03. CLP - "Superconfidential" (Supercontinental)
Start Time: 5:48; links: CLP - Shitkatapult
04. DOOM feat. Ghostface Killah - "Chinatown Wars"
Start time: 9:59; links: DOOM
05. DJ Signify feat. Aesop Rock - "Low Tide" (Of Cities)
Start time: 13:28; links: DJ Signify - Bully Records
06. Cry Baby Genius - "Welcome to the Horror" (Patty Marcell’s Big Shot Yard Sale)
Start time: 17:43; links: Cry Baby Genius - Squids Eye
07. Myka 9 - "To the Sky" (1969)
Start time: 20:57; links: Myka 9 - Fake Four
08. Kraddy - "Android Porn" (single)
Start time: 23:37; links: Kraddy - Glitch Mob Unlimited
09. Busdriver feat. Flying Lotus - "Will He (inaugural tribute)"
Start time: 30:30; links: Busdriver
10. Bizzart - "Android Hearts" (Future Stars and Small Wonders)
Start time: 33:31; links: Bizzart - Joyful Noise
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"Theme from Grutzi Elvis"
[March 2009]

When I first picked these tracks, I thought assembling them into a mix would be a breeze. Turns out the fidelity differences — compare, for example, Stuart and Caan’s "Holy Moment" with Hi-Red Center’s "Symmetry Chameleon" or Andrew Broder’s "All Automatic" with Felicia Atkinson’s "Curir" — proved more difficult than I thought. I ended staying up until the wee hours of the early morning, tinkering with transitions and adjusting levels, just so that you, dear reader, would have another mix to listen to. Basically, I’m whining, but I’m done now, so just enjoy the mix and don’t say I never did nothing for you.
01. Humcrush - "Bullfight" (Rest at Worlds End)Start time: 0:00; Links: Humcrush - Rune Grammofon
02. Hi Red Center - "Symmetry Chameleon" (Assemble)
Start time: 0:51; Links: Hi Red Center - Joyful Noise
03. DM Stith - "Pity Dance" (Heavy Ghost)
Start time: 5:24; Links: DM Stith - Asthmatic Kitty
04. Andrew Broder - "All Automatic" (We Had to Eat the Owl)
Start time: 9:40; Links: Andrew Broder
05. Stuart and Caan - "Holy Moment" (The Mayfly Dance)
Start time: 14:25; Links: Stuart and Caan - Knw-Yr-Own
06. Swan Lake - "Spanish Gold" (Enemy Mine)
Start time: 18:17; Links: Swan Lake - Jagjaguwar
07. Crystal Antlers - "Andrew" (Tentacles)
Start time: 23:28; Links: Crystal Antlers - Touch and Go
08. Felicia Atkinson - "Curir" (La La La)
Start time: 26:53; Links: Felicia Atkinson - SPEKK
09. Emeralds - "Up in The Air" (What Happened)
Start time: 28:58; Links: Emeralds - No Fun Productions
10. Animal Hospital - "...and ever" (Memory)
Start time: 32:31; Links: Animal Hospital - Barge
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"Don’t Doomgaze Childhood Wander Alone"
[March 2009]

This mix is more of a trip than my last installment, less post-coital and more absinthe freebase. The bizarre "future primitive" vocal loop stylings of Scotland’s Wounded Knee and the prickly acoustic guitar of Washington’s legendary Kelly Joe Phelps sandwich a selection of hypnotic tracks that struggle to fall easily into a genre classification. With the possible exception of the upbeat Brazilian MPC house excursion of Azaxx (generously provided by Tru Thoughts), I feel all the tracks more or less build off each other like a proper mix should, rather than as the random collection of exciting new tracks it basically is. The birds from Balky Mule’s Syd Barrett-meets-Damon Albarn mesh with Bibio’s nostalgic wilderness, which leads to Shuttle (one of the electronic tracks to hear this year) going down a cave, and so forth. Buy the ticket, take the ride.
01. Wounded Knee - "My Wooden Cupboard" (Shimmering New Vistas)Start time: 0:00; Links: Benbecula - Wounded Knee
02. The Balky Mule - "Dust Bird Baths" (The Length Of The Rail)
Start time: 4:12; Links: FatCat - The Balky Mule
03. Bibio - "Weekend Wildfire" (Vignetting The Compost)
Start time: 8:08; Links: Mush - Bibio
04. Shuttle - "Tunnel" (Tunnel EP)
Start time: 13:15; Links: Ninja Tune - Shuttle
05. Tycho - "Cascade (Live Version)" (Ghostly Swim)
Start time: 17:49; Links: Ghostly International - Tycho
06. Gui Boratto - "Colors" (Take My Breath Away)
Start time: 21:41; Links: Kompakt - Gui Boratto
07. The Show Is The Rainbow - "Who He Says He Is" (Wet Fist)
Start time: 25:39; Links: Retard Disco - The Show Is The Rainbow
08. Azaxx - "Wild Strawberry Jelly" (The Exotic Delight Bay)
Start time: 29:28; Links: Tru Thoughts - Azaxx
09. The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble - "München" (Mutations EP)
Start time: 33:45; Links: Ad Noiseam - The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble
10. Kelly Joe Phelps - "Blowing Dust 40 Miles" (Western Bell)
Start time: 39:44; Links: Black Hen - Kelly Joe Phelps
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"Brained By Falling Masonry"
[March 2009]

This was originally supposed to be my "indie rock" mix. I don’t listen to a whole lot of it and thought it’d be a nice challenge to create a mix that would, in my mind, place more emphasis on the form rather than the content — trying to examine the recurring characteristics of my mixes through a style I’m admittedly very picky about. However, my predilection towards the more adventurous quickly seeped its way in. Consequently, what results is a mix that I feel unfairly makes some of the "noisier" sounds — Alva Noto, Anthony Pateras & Robin Fox, Giuseppe Ielasi — function as "transition" tracks (so if you find these tracks interesting, seek out the albums!). I suppose the assumption is that melodic music is more befitting of a mix — but, oddly enough, what originally started out as an "indie rock" mix now has me thinking about how I can turn this assumption on its head. Are you pumped to hear this mix now??
"Brained By Falling Masonry" tracklist:
01. Alva Noto - "Xerrox Teion" (Xerrox Vol. 2)Start time: 0:00; Links: raster-noton - Alva Noto
02. Banjo Or Freakout - "Mr No" (single)
Start time: 1:55; Links: No Pain in Pop - Banjo or Freakout
03. Anthony Pateras & Robin Fox - "You’re All Answers" (End of Daze)
Start time: 6:40; Links: Editions Mego - Anthony Pateras & Robin Fox
04. Cryptacize/C. Spencer Yeh - "Mini-Mythomania" (remix of Mythomania)
Start time: 12:17; Links: Asthmatic Kitty - Cryptacize- C. Spencer Yeh
05. Shearing Pinx - "Smarts" (Ultra Snake)
Start time: 15:35; Links: Endless Latino - Shearing Pinx
06. Antony and the Johnsons - "The Crying Light" (The Crying Light)
Start time: 18:01; Links: Secretly Canadian - Antony and the Johnsons
07. Giuseppe Ielasi - [Untitled - Track 1] (Aix)
Start time: 21:09; Links: 12k - Giuseppe Ielasi
08. Blackout Beach - "Astoria, Menthol Lite, Hilltop, Wave of Evil, 1982" (Skin of Evil)
Start time: 24:27; Links: Soft Abuse - Blackout Beach
09. Mirah - "Gone Are the Days" ((a)spera)
Start time: 29:21; Links: K - Mirah
10. Lotus Plaza - "Whiteout" (The Floodlight Collective)
Start time: 32:59; Links: Kranky - Lotus Plaza
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"The Space Bud Fuzz Lounge Revolt"
[February 2009]

When I sit down to make a mix, I do my best to include a little something for everybody, but also united by some intangible common thread. Despite working within a limited range of only new songs, I believe I achieved this here. Running the gamut from circuit-bent indie to instrumental hip-hop and breaks, the tone lends itself to a post-coital chill, getting a bit restless and ready for pancakes by the end. Hints toward my leftist politics and my use of humor as a coping mechanism arise throughout, especially the whistling in the Odd Nosdam track, the ranting and duck calls in the Filastine, and whatever Fol Chen is. It’s a trip you can return to often, one that may reveal more about me than you ever cared to know.
"The Space Bud Fuzz Lounge Revolt" tracklist:
01. The Long Lost - "Amiss" (The Long Lost)Start time: 0:00; Links: Ninja Tune - The Long Lost
02. Skyrider - "Everyday Of Their Lives" (Skyrider)
Start time: 2:56; Links: Sticks & Stones - Skyrider
03. Baja - "Kitten (Chaos & Numerology)" (Aether Obelisk)
Start time: 6:50; Links: Other Electricities - Baja
04. Broadway Project - "Keats" (One Divided Soul)
Start time: 10:40; Links: ODS - Broadway Project
05. Fol Chen - "You And Your Sister In Jericho" (Part I: John Shade, Your Fortune’s Made)
Start time: 14:55; Links: Asthmatic Kitty - Fol Chen
06. Odd Nosdam - "Fly Mode" (T.I.M.E)
Start time: 20:51; Links: Anticon - Odd Nosdam
07. Sleeper - "Condition OR Effect" (Behind Every Mask)
Start time: 23:39; Links: Mush - Sleeper
08. Filastine - "Bitrate Sneers" (Dirty Bomb)
Start time: 28:33; Links: Soot - Filastine
09. Nanda - "Caveman" (Constant Change)
Start time: 32:09; Links: Multi Music - Nanda
10. Qua - "The Magnificent Mister" (Q&A)
Start time: 36:50; Links: Mush - Qua
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"Pumpkin Gets a Snakebite"
[February 2009]

This is our first 2009 mix, and I’ve already managed to contaminate the temporal purity by including a 2008 song, Ryland Bouchard’s "Woke Up Alone" (which didn’t quite fit my first mix). The rest of the tracks, however, are so fresh and new that most of them have yet to be officially released, including a track from Dan Deacon’s much-anticipated new album, Bromst, another from the hyped-up WAVVVES LP (which has been bumped to March), and one from Tim Hecker’s An Imaginary Country, which sounds significantly better in its original context. Anyway, I’m sorta in love with my transition from the Psychic Ills track to the Dent May track, so take note and prepare yourself to be in awe of my mixing skills.
"Pumpkin Gets a Snakebite" tracklist:
01. Dirty Projectors + David Byrne - "Knotty Pine" (Dark Was The Night)Start time: 0:00; Links: 4AD - Dirty Projectors - David Byrne
02. Rose For Bohdan - "Boy Heaven" (There it is, The Creeping Moral Decay of the Past Thousand Years)
Start time: 2:18; Links: Realicide Youth - Rose For Bohdan
03. Death Sentence: PANDA! - "New China Blazers" (Insects Awaken)
Start time: 3:28; Links: Upset the Rhythm - Death Sentence: PANDA!
04. Psychic Ills - "Sub Synth" (Mirror Eye)
Start time: 4:43; Links: The Social Registry - Psychic Ills
05. Dent May & His Magnificent Ukulele - "Meet Me in the Garden" (The Good Feeling Music)
Start time: 6:39; Links: Paw Tracks - Dent May
06. Dan Deacon - "Get Older" (Bromst)
Start time: 10:01; Links: Carpark - Dan Deacon
07. Ryland Bouchard - "Woke Up Alone" (Seeds)
Start time: 16:33; Links: Swim Slowly - Ryland Bouchard
08. Tim Hecker - "Sea of Pulses" (An Imaginary Country)
Start time: 19:23; Links: Kranky - Tim Hecker
09. Bosque Brown - "Went Walking" (Baby)
Start time: 23:59; Links: Burnt Toast Vinyl - Bosque Brown
10. WAVVES - "So Bored" (WAVVVES)
Start time: 27:43; Links: Fat Possum - WAVVES
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"Single Ladies (Put a Thing On It)"
[January 2009]

I always go into music reviews with heavy skepticism. My mood turns wary and cynical after reading someone pontificate at length over a new rock album; I sneer when a writer tries to creatively describe in words the sounds bouncing around their headphones. Such translation usually doesn’t make sense to anyone other than the writer, because music tends to elicit such personal reactions that aren’t easily conveyed. Sometimes a poorly written review will sway my view of an album before I’ve heard a note, because when we read music criticism, our reaction, whether positive or negative, is to an author, not a musician. Then, other times, something magical happens. I finally get to hear the music that so many words have been spent on. And sometimes it’s good, real good. I’m not discounting all criticism (or else I wouldn’t be here), but I am saying that sometimes the music just has to speak for itself.
"Single Ladies (Put a Thing On It)" tracklist:
01. Dj Scotch Egg - "Drumized" (Drumized)Start time: 0:00; Links: Load - Dj Scotch Egg
02. MoHa! - "Karibcore" (One-Way Ticket to Candyland)
Start time: 3:03; Links: Rune Grammofon - MoHa!
03. edIT (feat. J-Dilla, Phat Kat & Dabrye) - "The Game Is Not Over" (single)
Start time: 5:21; Links: Alpha Pup - edIT
04. YMCK - "Major Swing" (Family Genesis)
Start time: 11:02; Links: Avex Trax - YMCK
05. Femi Kuti - "One Two" (Day By Day)
Start time: 14:01; Links: Mercer Street - Femi Kuti
06. DJ/rupture - "Plays John Cassavettes pt. 2: Ekkehard Ehlers" (Uproot)
Start time: 16:16; Links: Agriculture - DJ/Rupture
07. Food For Animals - "Virgogo" (Belly)
Start time: 18:28; Links: Cock Rock Disco - Food For Animals
08. Ponytail - "Small Wevs" (Ice Cream Spiritual)
Start time: 20:35; Links: We Are Free - Ponytail
09. of Montreal - "Touched Something’s Hollow" (Skeletal Lamping)
Start time: 23:58; Links: Polyvinyl - of Montreal
10. Zazen Boys - "Sabaku" (Zazen Boys 4)
Start time: 25:23; Links: Matsuri Studio - Zazen Boys
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
"Rise of the Common Woodpile"
[January 2009]

Welcome to Chocolate Grinder, our new multimedia section! To kick things off, we’ll post a couple 2008 mixes to get in the groove and then start posting 2009 mixes on a regular basis, including tracks from albums that haven’t been released yet. These mixes aren’t necessarily intended to be promotional — there’s a reason we’re sequencing them into one continuous track — but we do encourage you to seek out the albums from which they’re culled, if only to compare how their respective contexts shape our valuation of them. The first 2008 mix, "Rise of the Common Woodpile," compiles some of my favorite tracks of last year. If you scan through the tracklist, it’s obvious I’m not aiming for comprehensiveness or popularity — they’re just simply songs that hit me in that warm, fuzzy spot.
"Rise of the Common Woodpile" tracklist:
01. YMCK - "Sabita Tobira no Dai 8 Tengoku" (Family Genesis)Start time: 0:00; Links: Avex Trax - YMCK
02. Kurt Weisman - "Mother Daughter Day" (Spiritual Sci-Fi)
Start time: 3:03; Links: Important - Kurt Weisman
03. Foot Village - "Materialistic Crap" (Friendship Nation)
Start time: 6:26; Links: Tome - Gilgongo - Foot Village
04. Kría Brekkan - "Skywinnowing" (Apotropaiosong Armor)
Start time: 8:22; Links: Kría Brekkan
05. The Music Tapes - "Freeing Song for Reindeer" (Music Tapes for Clouds and Tornadoes)
Start time: 10:01; Links: Merge - The Music Tapes
06. Matmos - "Rainbow Flag" (Supreme Balloon)
Start time: 12:57; Links: Matador - Matmos
07. Max Tundra - "Gum Chimes" (Parallax Error Beheads You)
Start time: 16:37; Links: Domino - Max Tundra
08. Evangelista - "For the L’il Dudes" (Hello, Voyager)
Start time: 20:05; Links: Constellation - Evangelista
09. Sun City Girls - “Mr. Lonely Viola” (Mister Lonely OST)
Start time: 22:53; Links: Drag City - Sun City Girls
10. Karl Blau - "Noah Richards’ Sun" (AM)
Start time: 26:47; Links: Whistler - Karl Blau
[Artwork: Keith Kawaii]
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