Ready to throw down? Start growing that facial hair, boys. You’ll need all the time in the world to compete with wicked-hairy sweetheart Tim Kasher.

BE PREPARED, THOUGH: Rumor has it that the March-April tour gap is reserved solely for Kasher’s beard growing, combing, styling and/or deep-conditioning.

Seriously: Guys want to be him; girls want to do him. Proof? Look no further than Justo’s Live Journal and Patti’s MySpace.

Or, hey, maybe when you head out to one of these Cursive shows, the dude will be clean-shaven. You know, just to throw Patti into a tailspin. Or for art.

HAIR TODAY MAYBE TOMORROW:

02.28.08 - Visalia, CA - Howie & Sons Pizza # 02.29.08 - San Francisco - Great American Music Hall (Noise Pop Festival) 03.01.08 - Petaluma, CA - Phoenix Theatre # 04.03.08 - Madison, WI - University of Wisconsin $ 04.04.08 - Iowa City, IA - The Mill (Mission Creek Music Festival) $ 04.05.08 - Columbia, MO - Mojo’s $ 04.06.08 - St. Louis, MO - The Gargoyle $ 04.07.08 - Champaign, IL - Canopy Club 04.08.08 - Bloomington, IN - Rhinos All Ages Club 04.18.08 - Danbury, CT - Heirloom Arts Theatre 04.20.08 - Poughkeepsie, NY - Polish Club

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