Harry Potter Has Huge Clientele, If You Know What I Mean

My more dedicated readers (looking at you, mom) may have noticed that I’ve been missing from the hallowed (OMG WAIT FOR IT!) pages from TMT this week. Well, I would apologize, but I’ve been reading every Harry Potter leak I can get my hands on. I’ve read the leak photographed on the red carpet, the leak photographed on the grey carpet, and the typed-out version of the leak photographed on the red carpet. Hell, I even read the 784 page fan-fiction. So now I present you, and I guess JK Rowlings legal team, the Official Tiny Mix Tapes Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Spoilers Aggregate (® pending).

SPOILER ALERT! HIGHLIGHT TO READ!

SRSLY SPOILERS COMING UP!

LOTS OF THEM!

I’M NOT KIDDING! DON’T E-MAIL ME BEING ALL PISSY IF YOU READ THIS AND THE BOOK IS RUINED FOR YOU!

The Clientele is touring. Yeah, that was predictable and yet still a total letdown. Dates:

09.06.07 - New York, NY - Roseland 09.07.07 - Boston, MA - Avalon 09.08.07 - Montreal - Osheaga Music & Arts Festival 09.09.07 - Toronto, ON - V Festival 09.11.07 - Carrboto, NC - Cats Cradle 09.12.07 - Atlanta, GA - Variety Playhouse 09.16.07 - Phoenix, AZ - Marquee Theatre 09.18.07 - San Francicsco, CA - Warfield 09.19.07 - Portland, OR - Crystal Ballroom 09.20.07 - Seattle, WA - Showbox 09.21.07 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore 09.24.07 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue

Disclaimer: I have never actually read a Harry Potter book, but I’m pretty sure it will turn out the Krum is Harry’s brother. You heard it here first.

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