Lightning Bolt Tour the World, But Inevitably Discover What They Were Searching For Was Right There Sitting Next To Them Jerking Off

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But first! Quotes about Lightning Bolt from the press:

 "They’re viciously technical and brilliantly retarded and they’ve made my ears bleed on no less than three occasions." —Stylus

 "What blessed bastardry is this? It’s bloody brilliant, that’s what it is." —Playlouder

 "So it seems that Lightning Bolt have managed to do what many would have deemed impossible: They’ve created a hard rock album centered around the bass that doesn’t suck." —Pitchfork

 "If what this drums-and-bass duo does with infernal noise is your thing, you’re a pretty happy camper." —Entertainment Weekly

 "Stellar noise pollution." —Mojo

 "Underneath all the scuzz and spasm, though, they’re a groove band, hustling a hard-edged experimentalism you don’t have to work hard to enjoy." —Village Voice

 "When I play this behemoth of a record, all of my relativistic critical bullshit goes bye-bye." —Tiny Mix Tapes

No new album, yet. Sorry:

09.13.08 - Brooklyn, NY - Brooklyn 979 Broadway Backyard 09.20.08 - Catskills, NY - Kutshers Country Resort - ATP MBV 10.09.08 - Providence, RI - Living Room * 10.30.08 - London, UK - Forum - ATP $ 10.31.08 - London, UK - Forum - ATP - Release the Bats $ 11.01.08 - Birmingham, UK - Custard Factory $ 11.03.08 - Antwerp - Belgium - Scheldapen 11.04.08 - Amsterdam, The Netherlands - Occii 11.05.08 - Groningen, The Netherlands - Vera 11.06.08 - Bremen, Germany - Friessenstrasse 11.07.08 - Gothenburg, Sweden - Röda Sten 11.08.08 - Oslo, Norway - Revolver 11.09.08 - Stockholm, Sweden - Debaser 11.10.08 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Lades Kaelder 11.11.08 - Berlin, Germany - Festsaal Kreuzberg 11.12.08 - Leipzig, Germany - Ut Connewitz 11.13.08 - Poznan, Poland - Kisielice 11.14.08 - Prague, Czech - Matrix 11.15.08 - Vienna, Austria - Fluc 11.17.08 - Ljubljana, Slovenia - Menza Pri Koritu 11.18.08 - Verona, Italy - Interzona 11.19.08 - Geneva, Switzerland - Le Kab 11.23.08 - Lisbon, Portugal - Zdb 11.26.08 - Poitiers, France - Le Confort Moderne 11.29.08 - Brussels, Belgium - Recyclart

* USAISAMONSTER
$ Shellac and Pissed Jeans

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