No Age will be touring this fall and will probably have difficulty purchasing alcohol because of their agelessness, but I’m not gonna be the one who gets it for them because that’s gotten me in trouble too many times.

I’m just not doing it anymore. Too many parents calling me complaining about “oh you dared my kid he couldn’t drink a whole thing of beers and now he’s in some kinda coma” or whatever bull. You try to be a cool dude in this world, and look where it gets you. It’s like Billie Joe Armstrong said, man: nice guys finish last. So that’s it — don’t you punks stand in front of the liquor store downtown asking me to get you a bottle of 99 Candy Canes no more. It ain’t gonna happen.

Not even for No Age when they continue their Nouns (TMT Review) tour across Europe into the fall on the following dates. Yep, not even then, bro.

08.13.08 – Nottingham, England - Stealth 08.14.08 – Castellina, Italy – Music Festival WC 08.15.08 – Saint-Malo, France – La Route du Rock Festival 08.16.08 – Biddinghuizen, Netherlands – Lowlands Festival 08.30.08 – Los Angeles, CA United States – Echoplex 10.14.08 – Brighton, England – Komedia 10.15.08 – Liverpool, England – Carling Academy 10.16.08 – Leeds, England – Irish Centre 10.17.08 – Dublin, Ireland – Whelans 10.18.08 – Glasgow, Scotland – Glasgow School of Arts 10.20.08 – London, England – Electric Ballroom 10.21.08 – Bristol, England – Fleece 10.22.08 – Manchester, England – Academy 3

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