A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again, the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me? Are you gay or something?"

The man didn’t reply. But the joke wasn’t on the woman — it was on the man. He was deaf.

Frog Eyes tourdates:

05.31.08 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore Ballroom * 06.12.08 - Austin, TX - Club DeVille $ 06.13.08 - Dallas, TX - Club Dada $ 06.14.08 - Memphis, TN - Hi-Tone $ 06.16.08 - Washington DC, - Black Cat $ # 06.18.08 - Philadelphia, PA - Johnny Brenda’s $ 06.19.08 - Brooklyn, NY - Music Hall Of Williamsburg $ + 06.20.08 - Cambridge, MA - T. T. The Bear’s Place $ + 06.21.08 - Danbury, CT - Heirloom Arts Theatre $ + 06.22.08 - Montreal, Quebec - Lambi $ + 06.23.08 - Toronto, Ontario - Horseshoe Tavern $ + 06.24.08 - Chicago, IL - Mansion $ +

# Firewater * Destroyer $ Evangelicals + Shearwater

More Evangelicals tourdates:

05.21.08 - Stockholm, SE - Debaser 05.22.08 - Oslo, NO - Spasibar 05.23.08 - Goteborg, SE - Pusterviksbaren 05.24.08 - Kopenhagen, DK - Loppen & 05.25.08 - Aarhus, DK - Voxhall 05.26.08 - Berlin, DE - White Trash 05.27.08 - Koln, DE - Werkstatt & 05.28.08 - Amsterdam, NL - Paradiso 05.29.08 - Groningen, NL - Vera 05.30.08 - Utretch, NL - Ekko 05.31.08 - Paris, FR - Flech D’or 06.02.08 - Capri . Modena, IT - Mattaoio 06.05.08 - Fribourg, CH - Le Transformateur 06.06.08 - Aarau, CH - Club Flosserplatz 06.07.08 - Glasgow, UK - Captains Rest 06.08.08 - Dublin, IR - Whelans 06.09.08 - Belfast, UK - Auntie Anni

& Bishop Allen