The Sea and Cake Set Date For New Album, Car Alarm; 15-point, JokerMan Font with a Minimum of 938 Pages

In conjunction with the forthcoming, seventh full-length from The Sea and Cake, Car Alarm, we will be giving away the unnecessary car alarm that came with my old 1996 Suzuki Sidekick.

To enter make sure that you meet the following requirements:

 You must be Mexican, illegally living in the United States. (Send picture)
 You must look like Sam Prekop in all physical aspects. (Send picture)
 You must be familiar with everything that The Sea and Cake has ever done, including every mundane detail in each band member’s personal life. Put this in essay form, with an annotated bibliography. (Use 15-point, JokerMan font with a minimum of 938 pages.)
 You must be a descendant of Jesus Christ, with scientific proof.
 You must be prepared in an interview to present a Lincoln-Douglas debate over Sea vs. Cake: Which is better?
 You must be a 16-year-old female. (Send picture)

When you are finished send all of your credit card information here.

Car Alarm will be released October 21 on Thrill Jockey.

Car Alarm tracklisting:

1. Aerial 2. a Fuller Moon 3. on a Letter 4. CMS Sequence 5. Car Alarm 6. Weekend 7. New Schools 8. Window Sills 9. Down in the City 10. Pages 11. the Staircase 12. Mirrors

[Photo: Megan Holmes]