Hot off the release of last year’s Fort Nightly, White Rabbits have recently been inducted into the hall of "Not a Bad Place to Be" when the indie-cock rockers got signed as the sole labelmates of Radiohead on TBD Records. In case you’ve been incarcerated (haha) or weren’t born yet (teehee), TBD Records is Radiohead’s U.S. label. Sweet ass buffalo tits, huh?

Now, I’m sure White Rabbits didn’t get the job solely based on their gifts from God. Maybe Radiohead saw their energetic performance on Letterman and recommended them? Maybe it’s because they are snazzy dressers? Either way, White Rabbits will be working on a new release for 2009. Meanwhile, they’ll be testing out their laser eyes on a big-ass U.S. tour with Spoon and The Walkmen.

Radiohead White Rabbits tourdates:

03.14.08 - Austin, TX - Club Deville’s Bigshot Touring Showcase (SXSW) 03.15.08 - Austin, TX - Club Deville’s Hot Freaks Party (SXSW) 03.15.08 - Austin, TX - Nylon Magazine Party (SXSW) 04.01.08 - Columbia, MO - Mojo’s 04.02.08 - Kansas City, MO - Uptown Theater* 04.03.08 - Davenport, IA - Capitol Theater* 04.04.08 - Chicago, IL - Vic Theater* 04.05.08 - Cincinnati, OH - Bogarts* 04.06.08 - Detroit, MI - Emerald Theater* 04.07.08 - Pittsburgh, PA - Carnegie Music Hall* 04.10.08 - Lancaster, PA - The Chameleon Club (WXPN Free Show) 04.11.08 - Baltimore, MD - Sonar* 04.12.08 - Norfolk, VA - Norva* 04.14.08 - Atlanta, GA - Centerstage* 04.16.08 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL - Revolution* 04.16.08 - Myrtle Beach, FL - House of Blues* 04.28.08 - Manchester, England - Night & Day 04.29.08 - London, England - The Borderline 04.30.08 - Nottingham, England - Bodega Social 05.01.08 - Bristol, England - Thekla 05.02.08 - Glasgow, Scotland - Nice N’ Sleazy 05.03.08 - Leeds, England - The Faversham 05.04.08 - Birmingham, England - Academy 05.06.08 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Paradiso 05.08.08 - Munich, Germany - Kleine Elserhalle# 05.09.08 - Dresden, Germany - Starclub# 05.11.08 - Frankfurt, Germany - Baschkapp# 05.12.08 - Berlin, Germany - Lido# 05.13.08 - Hamburg, Germany - U&G# 05.14.08 - Haldern, Germany - Saal Tepferdt# 05.19.08 - Cleveland, OH - TBA 05.20.08 - Chicago, IL - Schubas 05.21.08 - Minneapolis, MN - 400 Bar 05.23.08 - Spokane, WA - Caterina Winery 05.24.08 - Portland, OR - Berbatis Pan 05.25.08 - Seattle, WA - Sasquatch 05.27.08 - San Francisco, CA - Bottom of the Hill 05.28.08 - Los Angeles, CA - The Echo 05.29.08 - Las Vegas, NV - The Beauty Bar 05.30.08 - Salt Lake City, UT - Monks 05.31.08 - Denver, CO - The Bluebird 06.02.08 - St. Louis, MO - TBA 06.04.08 - Philadelphia, PA - TBA 06.05.08 - Washington, DC - TBA 06.06.08 - Brooklyn, NY - TBA 06.07.08 - Boston, MA - TBA

* Spoon , The Walkmen
# Lonely, Dear, Guilemotts Soko

Whoa! This just in: TBD has been discovered by the Feds to be an illegal prostitution ring! When asked to comment, Radiohead members exclaimed, "We thought it was a legal prostitution ring." (The Feds also reported that Yorke and Greenwood had a combined man mass of 27 units. In laymen’s terms, they have big dicks.) Silly Radiohead.