Okay, Wilco tour news story: I don’t like you, and you don’t like me. But let’s just do this thing, so I can go get some food finally and YOU can inform the dear readers about Jeff Tweedy and co.’s spring jaunt across the U.S., Canada, and Australia in support of the very spring-like Sky Blue Sky (TMT Review).

What’s that? You’re telling me that they’ve already stared the tour? Oh man, let’s step on it here...

What’s that?? You say that we have to also talk about how Wilco are rumored to be headlining this year’s Lollapalooza along with the “self-released-record-club” that is Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails?

Fine, fine. I guess we can stick that in there somewhere. Let’s move, move, move!

What’s that??? You say that Jeff Tweedy is looking pretty fat these days?!?

Now that’s just plain mean...

Dates, cities, state abbreviations, and venues:

03.26.08 - Melbourne, AU - The Palace 03.27.08 - Melbourne, AU - The Palace 04.30.08 - Rochester, MN - Mayo Civic Center 05.01.08 - Fargo, ND - Fargo Civic Memorial Auditorium * 05.02.08 - Winnipeg, MB - Burton Cummings Theater 05.04.08 - Bozeman, MT - Emerson Theater 05.05.08 - Missoula, MT - Adams Center 05.07.08 - Grand Junction, CO - Avalon Theatre 05.08.08 - Colorado Springs, CO - Pike’s Peak Center 05.09.08 - Albuquerque, NM - Popejoy Hall (UNM) 05.11.08 - Austin, TX - Stubb’s BBQ Your browser may not support display of this image. 05.12.08 - Austin, TX - Stubb’s BBQ 05.15.08 - St. Louis, MO - The Pageant 05.16.08 - St. Louis, MO - The Pageant 08.07.08 - Charleston, SC - North Charleston Performing Arts Center

Pre-sale, anyone? You know those Missoula Montana tickets are gonna go like hotcakes!!

Mmmmm... speaking of hotcakes...