Gino and The Goons

Shake It!

[12-inch/CS; Slovenly]

Ever since that Hell Shovel record I’ve been keeping a lazy eye on Slovenly Records, and that resulted in me finally being able to review something of theirs (as they don’t send out vinyl promos; for shame!), that something being Gino & The Goons’ Shake It!. I wouldn’t rank this as the best thing those Vegas desert rats have put out, but if you’re in the Hozac/Castle Face/Goner/In the Red/Almost Ready orbit you probably won’t think twice before snatching up this hot-pink stretch of occasionally glammy, always punk-driven leather nutz. Lots of fun singalongs and escapism in the form of lyrical trysts to Mexico to be had, the sort of music that wears its sunglasses indoors and spends most of its time at the hotel pool with a bottomless derailer (if you’re not privy to the Pac Northwest drinking scene it’s a bunch of alcohol and fruit juice sloshed together). Sex, death, and paranoia; yep, that’s what being 24 is like! The Black Lips have said it better but they’re practically the grandpas of the scene by now. If you yearn for fresh blood look no further.

Links: Slovenly


Secret Science

[LP; Inner Ear]

The most daring moments of Secret Science are the Doc Moreau mash-ups of completely opposite tonalities. There are moments when 16-bit fanboyism collides with an equal fervor for Depeche Mode. Peter Murphy nu metal nightmares and goth-hop. If there is a cohesive thread of thought, it’s only that disparate sounds should be forcefully bred to create hybrids the world can’t wait to willfully shun. But not us. Not this cross-hatch of oddities. We’ll wear our black combat boots and Wu-Tang shirts with no worry. We’ll speak about Rammstein with admiration even as we secretly listen to the latest LX Sweat while speeding running Super Metroid. While hideous when putting a mirror to itself, this is the reflection a very large subsect of the world has been trying to create for decades. All interests in one pool, free from gentrification and delineation.

Links: Inner Ear



[LP; King of the Monsters]

Lusitania might be the heaviest release yet for Cerbs, its black- and death-metal underpinnings smashed against a brick wall of continuous rhythmic pummel. When the drums get ripping and the guitar leads start slithering over the base of the supporting players it all seems like too much. Then the dirge sets in. Just as heavy, it menaces in a more primordial way. Guitar strings squeal for justice, high hats flail, ever-present bass forms a concrete core and, every so often, we get a diabolical crackle-croak or two. I got a Dystopia vibe from the cover art, and a post-power violence/doom feel creeps into the arrangements. It’s all over the map though. There are names I could pull out of the ol’ hat but these days metal is everywhere, in everything, and as a result everyone is starting to sound like everything, with few exceptions. Lusitania succeed because even if they don’t possess the most distinct template, they rip a lot of veins out while they play, and when you listen to them you bleed with them to a certain extent. It’s powerful stuff that toys with the black-metal format in all manner of mischievous ways to boot. There also is an uncommon patience at work. Young bands don’t tend to wade in long periods of noisy purgatory, particularly on their debut album, in order to lend that extra dose of mood. Lusitania do just that and fade out the first side of vinyl rather than blasting the wax to bits. Side B is sick as syphilis though, with a few traditional heavy cuts followed sonics straight outta the junkyard and a nice, dark noise-prog-metal drone waiting to ensnare your senses. So either way tension is high, emotions on the brink of spilling into sheer panic, you might say. When high-level metal bands start coming out of Arizona you know the country is on the cusp of a metal takover. Bring back Metal X!!!

Links: King of the Monsters

Cherie Cherie


[12-inch; Gilgongo]

I’m trying to resist being yet another reviewer who can’t seem to evaluate a release by a female singer without exclusively mentioning other bands with female singers. It’s a tempting trap to fall into; you might even call it a Tiger Trap, an-OH GOD I’m doing it again. But that’s the thing: When I listen to a less-punky TT track like “You’re Sleeping” I hear a slight resemblance. Name-dropping Aislers Set is almost a reflex at this point, as is throwing out the ol’ Sandwitches/Vivians/Suspirians curveball when it seems like no one’s looking. BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT I’M TRYING TO DO. I mean, that’s what I’m doing, but I’m not in any way attempting to. Anyhoo, Share often goes in the direction of a less-theatrical, more earnest Black Angels, or maybe Lorelle The Obsolete. Tunes like “Friday’s Child” hold a lot of weight behind their simple riffs, maybe a little unease/panic too. Apparently acceptance has never come easy for Cherie Cherie; they have to work harder than most of the rest of us. Yet they betray few of their cards. There’s nothing showy about Share, and when the icestorm of noise overtakes “Why Are We Hiding” there’s a feeling of relief, as if they’ve said their piece and now they’re fine with retreating to the shadows. Snappy sound on this one, accentuated by the 45 rpm spinny-dinny, and it’s also a very clean pressing. No hiss, snaps, or what sounds like your soul being scraped like bong resin between tracks. Happy days!(?)

Links: Gilgongo

Bryan Counter & Satchel Forrester

Twice Stopped

[CS; Small Scale Music]

A little less wild than contemporary percussion and sax outfits, there’s still a heavy pulse of excitement when listening to the free form wails and wallops of Counter and Forrester. There’s a bit more guidance in the structures at work here, deviating slightly from the zaniness of Flahtery or Colbourne – but the showmanship of Forrester’s alto saxophone is on par with those blow-hards (and that’s a compliment). I miss walking into shadowy holes in the wall in my old Ballard home to hear jazz this ripe with energy and enthusiasm. People playing for the love of a neglected sound, but it’s captured on tape here without missing that adrenaline rush or the coolness one feels in the moment. Small Scale is quickly amassing a catalog of new kids that can help bring jazz and underground culture together. It doesn’t have to be all synths and drones my friends.

Links: Small Scale Music


I Guess

[CS; Self-released]

Ian Franklin of Delaware sent in this modest cassette, full of modest music, modest artwork, and one modest-as-fuck title. “I Guess” shrugs at me as I click play, the spools turning and into my eardrums strums the electric guitar of Shredderghost. You guess? I guess this is goddamn gorgeous, mister. The strings all strands of skeletal and spindly sound, shivering in the cold of a wintery universe where they, an amplifier, some pedals, and a tape machine all find themselves huddled in close for warmth. And a warmness, a glow emanates from it, one that beckons you closer, into its zone of psychedelic safety. I want very much to call this a new generation of folk musician, like Franklin, These Wonderful Evils, Insect Factory, Last Eyes, are all re-figuring the guitar and those powerfully pleasing melodies into twisting and turning new models by way of technology and amplification, electricity shocking the very core of genre, and the sounds thus unspooling over the course of a side of a tape. Few of these folks have refined the style into something I’m ready to call a masterpiece, but I Guess is nonetheless another Eureka!-piece of an assembling puzzle I’m putting together in my head, which warrants it repeated listens, if not just for the beautiful ambient buzzy bliss the album produces in its own right. Carry on Shredderghost… you guess… shit.

Links: Shredderghost

Cool Ghouls

A Swirling Fire Burning Through The Rye

[LP; Empty Cellar]

What I loved about the last Coo-Ghou LP was the complete lack of cynicism for the jangly psych that influenced it. It seemed like they were the type of band that, regardless of what was happening around them, would go their own way and forge their own sound. That trend is in full flux on Cool Ghouls’ latest, A Swirling Fire Burning Through The Rye, an effort replete with more twists than the last outing (including a scary ode to Fleet Foxes and a sideways nod to BJM) and a dose of melodic stoner enthusiasm you’ll find oddly familiar. “What A Dream I Had” is another example of the all-ambition, zero-pretension zeitgeist of the Ghouls, psych’d up to the nines, serving up snappy melodies, and segueing into a Byrds-y breakdown that forms a chain from the last record to the present. Perhaps the sequel to “I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night”? Perhaps not, and “Orange Light” is even better, with bass lines straight out of a Plates Of Cake cut and full of that sun-kissed swagger these dudes wager their livelihoods on. I will admit there’s a bit of a lull: After burning up Side A A Swirling Fire tanks out just a bit on B. Less cohesion, not as many joyous vibes/mellow melodies. Still a solid effort, still a luscious (and limited) red-orange, splatter-wax piece of splendor you’ll want revolving in a pie case in your record room. Do what it takes.

Links: Empty Cellar

Halasan Bazar & Tara King th.


[LP; Moon Glyph]

I don’t know how Moon Glyph find these psych bands that avoid all ironic detachment from said genre, not to mention the traditional pitfalls associated with it, but here we are with another pair of unknown artists that perhaps we should have been aware of: Halasan Bazar and Tara King th. (the ‘th.’ included for ultimate press awkwardness) of Copenhagen, Denmark (among other places). 8 makes a strong case for the legitimacy of its aims right away, settling into an upper-psych groove that tiptoes around a lot of tall trees but never nests long. You could go insane trying to pinpoint all the minor blushes; that said, I think it’s safe to say ?-wave psych groups like Religious Knives (RIP, I presume?) and People’s Temple fit in there somewhere, along with Stereolab (perhaps even Broadcast if “Ventolin” is any indication), and… damn, like I said, this band is tough. “Below Your Deepest Expectations” is so powerful I almost suspect it had to come from somewhere else, but alas, it just happened to wash up on the creative doorstep of Halasan Bazar & Tara King th. and end up on my turntable. There are less graceful moments, such as “Door Wrap,” a track so clunky it had to be titled so, and when you first hear the mix of the sultry, feminine voice and the deep, forbidding call of the dude, it might throw you off. Don’t let it get you down, as there are far worse duos out there. Stay with 8 and it will stay with you…

Links: Moon Glyph


Nine Gates

[CS; Moon Glyph]

New Orleans’ “techno-spiritual” producer Chris Farstad (aka Food Pyramid, for our purposes here, 555) takes us on a nebulous journey through some uncharted nebulae with his sophomore record under the moniker. It’s called Nine Gates, which I guess must be some kind of a reference to the religious Nine Gates I learned about from such films as Polanski’s disastrous (yet somehow addicting… seriously I must have seen this movie, what… nine times?) “The Ninth Gate.” So then, Farstad, intrepid pilot of our wormhole-warped vessel, are we headed straight into the bowels of Hell here or what? Sounds quite the opposite I’d say, synths streaking across the stars, propelled by a pounding heartbeat of rhythmic holograms, the perfect harmonic medium between digital and analog sounds, synchronized to achieve those withering heights of heavenly bliss and those humbling, lows, all deep and introspective like the best of ambivalent ambience. For sure there are terrestrial touchstones we can reference here, namely Mouse on Mars’ bubbly, glitchy dub-inflections circa Iaora Tahiti. And like those titans before him, Farstad’s topographic trajectory through textures and dynamics are certainly what keeps this electronic jungle of sound so consistently engaging throughout its impressive girth. But the best parts are those straight and planar grooves like you’ll hear secondly with “Som Hassel,” a track that grabs you by the hand and just don’t let go, packed with syncopations and sounds, claustrophobic by intelligent design, but also entirely open, free and flowing. Ah, the wonders or warp factor nine. Deep breath, inhaled and held, don’t look down. In fact, close your eyes. Clench them tight, bite your cheek, feel the wind whip through your hair follicles, and you’ll make it out all right.

Links: 555 - Moon Glyph


Teenage Dolomites

[CS; Dismal Niche]

I never thought of kraut as the music of meditation but here I am, sitting straight and completely affixed to the computer screen in an effort to talk about Poi. Though the heart of motorik beats strongly on Teenage Dolomites, truth is it’s far more laid back – even contemplative – about its roots. It doesn’t lack for spirit but it’s more for a night time cruise than a mid-day rocket. I like to think of the highway giving way to country roads and deeper conversations. The radio’s turned down but it’s not tuned out. As if Poi is directing the topics like a fine moderator, leading me and my passengers toward a needed destination for peace of mind. At this point, I just slip into zen and surrender. See you when Poi allows.

Links: Dismal Niche


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