Solve Et Coagvla

[CS; Land of Decay]

Oikos don’t so much obliterate the traditions of dark-drone as unsettle them. A workmanlike effort, Solve Et Coagvla drifts into a strangely peaceful strum sequence halfway through Side A and you think they’re ready to fold like a pair of 2s. “Coagvla” is a mean one though, leading a grim march into the black cauldron of ambient-guitar death. It’s pretty though, too. The strung-out guitar flutters and other tones ring of urgent beauty, like the monstrously picturesque fires of war. The war rhythms drum up feelings of fury, while the overall effect of the drones creates a wash, albeit one with dominant themes poking through the fray that surge to the front as the track descends. “Altered” is more of a straight-drone approach until a few rowdy, pulsating sound bits gang up on the rest and threaten to swallow the cut whole. Then it’s all sanded down again, etc. You know the drill if you’ve been paying attention to the tape game for even a few months, yet Solve Et Coagvla is a manageable excursion that never feels unconsidered.

Links: Land of Decay


Satan Replicant

[CS; Deathbomb Arc]

It’s not tough to see it coming: The cassettes sound so damn good you just know a vinyl merchant is going to inquire about this stuff sooner or later. Fairhorns’ Satan Replicant establishes itself as a force early on, and without realizing who’s behind it you might think you’re hitting on somethin’ unknown and/or private. That is not the case; apparently Geoff Barrow of Portishead (yes, THAT Portishead) recruited Matt Loveridge for Beak>, and Foot Village recently fitted him for a spell. That’s all well and merry, but Satan Replicant is where it’s at. Loveridge’s post-chillwave brew of swirling drone-rock shatters the facade we’ve all gotten used to in cassette culture, waiting for the eternal drift that will never come. He says FUCK THAT and lays down idiosyncratic instrumentals and vocals from a distance that suggests discomfort with all that is crystal-clear, though that is not a crutch; not ever. I’d liken Satan most to those next-level tapes Double Dot Dash seems to be able to pump out. So good they just can’t be cassette-only for long (or can they? Don’t wait to find out.).

Links: Deathbomb Arc


Invisible Blouse

[7-inch; Wharf Cat]

Dads attempt to prop up punk by kicking its legs out from under it. Relieved of any instinct toward civilized thought, Invisible Blouse thrives on what many bands would deem scraps. A lick here, some stick-clickin’, another lick or two… Where’s this all going? Then about 50 seconds in a build-up beckons the arrival of the drummer; a pounding section ensues wherein the singer shrieks like a stranded sailor (believe me, they shriek somethin’ fierce) and moans all snotty-like. “Homo Concentration” is much, much grittier, almost akin to that old Random Victim song “Killing a Pretty Girl” or maybe Dead & Gone. Flailing, beyond-regret vocals enable a relatively simple procession of toms, loose high-hats, and soft-electric guitar strums to stretch out and do some damage. When they’re done, it’s like a slow-motion tornado hit the room. Quite a contrast from track-to-track on this one, like Dads are doing a split with themselves. Thick pressing to match the mood, and we’re off to see the wizard.

Links: Dads - Wharf Cat



[3-inch CDR; Kimberly Dawn]

Easily Volmer’s most cohesive composition to date; Threat clings to winter woolen clothing like microscopic icicles, so you get the vibe. It’s a slow roller, carefully tumbling down the hillside so you feel the trip. It’s uplifting and spiritually centered, so you feel the light. Joseph Volmer has tapped into our essence; the meditative soul in each of us crying for inner peace. He delivers it on Threat, which seems like such a misnomer considering how tranquil these 22 minutes. After reading this, press play and close your eyes. Try your best to shut everything out. It’s a tough go for a rookie to reach transcendence in the span of a network sitcom but Volmer comes close. And if closing your eyes isn’t your thing, then fix your eyes on the album cover drawn by Phil French. Damn it! Now there’s no hope–we all want Clearing on Stunned. Some dreams will never come true, but at least we have the soundtrack to it.

Links: Kimberly Dawn

Tiger Village


[3xCS; Self-released]

Deep desires, fears, hopes, dreams, hallucinations, frustrations, fantasies, loves – whatever intense emotion or randomized thought process you could think of for a single human being – filtered through a set of bleeping/pulsating/plasmatic synthesizers, skittering beat machines, samplers and effects processors, all piled onto the reels of three cassette tapes. The resulting package, so generously donated to my mailbox by Clevelander and former Les Cousins Dangereaux Tim Thornton, has proven itself one of the best collections of purely electronic music to hit my tape deck ever. <—- That’s a period right there. There’s a laundry list of touchstones I could mention here as to the styles seen, motifs heard and flavors tasted, among them Autechre, Aphex Twin, Oval, Mouse on Mars, Jim O’Rourke, Matmos… basically my list of go-tos, the best of the very best, so this sentence should be read as extremely high praise. Of course such a sentence risks making it seem as though Tiger Village isn’t able to be its own thing, which clearly it is; the product of all the great work in that canon caploding into a pixelated spray of color, synthesizing a broad range and history of abstract electronic music into a convenient package that is as overwhelming to the neurons as it is a thing of sensory-stimulating simplicity to swallow in a couple of (rather large) aural gulps. Between twittering improvisations that feel like beautiful holodeck simulations gone wonderfully, sometimes frighteningly haywire, and elsewhere more premeditated looping with some skull-thumping beats, you’ll find linear melodies wandering their way through hyperspace, lightsabers swishing past your temples to give your eyebrows a tight trim, laser blaster battles, robotic dance raves and soothing bedtime ambience akin to circuit-bent sunsets over Mainframe City. Especially impressive is how all of these disparate things flow together, transitions you’ll barely notice making the entirety of the trilogy an endless segue of melodies melting into smears of synth that lay the groundwork for whatever whirling beat might follow, only to double back on itself backwards through progression I just related.

Ok, I’m just about done here, but I didn’t really get a chance to describe the nice black and white visual aesthetic of the tapes, or even say what I really wanted, which is something more like this: What the fuck, dudes. Amazing.

Links: Tiger Village - Self-released

Jackie O Motherfucker


[CS; Handmade Birds]

I’m not sure if it’s due to my many location changes or a freeze in output but it’s been a long time since Jackie O Motherfucker material crossed my desk. It’s good to have them back in the fold, Hello lubing their re-entry into my brain. As you might expect, two sidelong jams take the day: Side A, “Humblebee,” is a joyous caress of ghostly melodies from what must be a pan flute being played through an angel’s anus. More synth than I remember, with a core of percussive grit that slyly sustains the entire compositions with its random interjections. Also: clarinet, improv-style, and so much more I won’t spoil it for you. “Bumblebee” bursts with the ripeness, also without introducing too many elements into the mix. Sax, synth, guitar, more of those temperamental drum flare-ups that punch like that beefneck’d, dress shirt-wearing, red-faced guy at the bar who thinks I picked up his beer. Hey, it’s 50-cent beer night man; my treat. Just shut the FUCK up and let me listen to Jackie O belt out another improv jizzee. Smegma, Avarus, Tomutanttu, stripped of a layer or two and fidelity-wise taken even lower; that’s what we’re talking about here. Only 100 copies, still available last I checked, consult your local consulate.

Links: Jackie O Motherfucker

Junior Pande

Tape Three

[CS; Spring Break Tapes]

Summer? Check. Sunglasses? Check. Hydraulics in whip? Missing those. And actually I don’t really have any sunglasses. So then, can I properly appreciate this third installment of instrumentals from Toronto producer Justin Peroff? Almost– At the very least I can listen to and enjoy the crunchy bass hits, dreamy synths and swishy noise that scrape at the sides of these beats. Especially nice is the variety you can find on Tape Three, wherein Pande might pound or he might step softly; the rhythms here feel tailored to either a seedy underground hip-hop club or maybe (oddly enough) the ballet or a ballroom, something more refined and classy. In either instance you’ll find Junior Pande to be a living, breathing organism allowing for a plethora of textures to operate in tandem to produce bombastic head-bangers or wistful whimsy by way of clockwork precision. Some tracks lumber a bit longer than needed, but mainly those function more as agents of whetting the appetite than anything else: what IF some amazing emcee decided to spit a verse? A tantalizing proposition indeed, and what should be a challenge to Peroff – You’ve got what it takes… so take it.

Links: Junior Pande - Spring Break Tapes

Günter Schlienz / Kyle Landstra / N Chambers / Cliffsides

Swim Trunks

[2xCS; Space Slave Editions]

With just a sliver of summer remaining, you still have time to don these Swim Trunks and take one last deep sea plunge before you pack up the cats for winter. And who should be waiting for you at poolside but a formidable foursome, though they promise they just want to rub sunscreen on your back and scribble love letters in Lisa Frank notebooks about Davy Jones because he’s so dreamy. But then they serenade you with four songs so far underwater that you can’t help but blush a little at the attention. Günter has the sweetest lullaby, that it makes falling asleep on a lounge chair in the midday sun a worthy proposition. Kyle and Norm are night owls, waiting for the sun to begin its descent before feeling comfortable enough to jump in the water and go for a swim. Cliff may be the weirdest but sexiest. He avoids the water, rarely makes eye contact, and whenever I pass him the notebook for him to take his turn at M.A.S.H.; he seems bored of the idea. But I caught him last night, dipping his toes into the water and splashing about when no one was looking. I get it, he’s a little shy and plays hard to get. But what they don’t realize is that summer is fading and it’ll be time to leave poolside, to say goodbye to camp, and head back to the city for school and heartache. But at least I’ll still have their Swim Trunks as innocent mementos of our fleeting time together.

Links: Space Slave Editions


“HACE/26,250’” b/w “11° 22.4’N 142° 35.5’E”

[LP; Misanthropic Agenda]

There’s nothing like owning an immensely heavy, sleek slab of wax and knowing that only 200-or-so other people own it. But there’s a rub, and it lies therein: Not enough people are going to get the chance to enjoy this fuckin’ thing, man. Don’t take that statement lightly, either. A metric-ton of disposable dronoise LP clog the indie caves in which we dwell, but “HACE/26,250’” b/w “11° 22.4’N 142° 35.5’E”, by Vertonen, is not one of them. In fact, it’s one of the best examples of the artform I’ve ever heard, consistently enchanting, loud and ominous, flecked with just enough light to keep you peering to the tops of the trees, and eery enough to haunt your soul. Blake Edwards owns a Russian Polivoks synthesizer and nurtures a deep conceptual framework, but as always I just want to hear interesting music, and he never loses sight of the ear even as he appeals to every other faculty. Side B is just short of terrifying and based on High Altitude Cerebral Edema, a condition wherein oxygen doesn’t travel to the brain, and the heaves and throbs of bass bring the track to breathing life before cruelly snuffing it out again amid harrowing harsh-noise soft-squeal and a doom-y drift. Eventually the chaotic audio debris bottlenecks into a surging stream of sorrow, thick with the mists of time.

Links: Misanthropic Agenda

Cool Ghouls

Cool Ghouls

[CS/LP; Burger/Empty Cellar]

I’ll never forget the way that little green turd from the cover of Ghoulies 2 stared back at me in the vibrant video-rental shops of Post Falls, Idaho; if movie covers could talk, that one would have said, “Good luck sleeping again, fucker!” That was then, this is now, and the Cool Ghouls are just like me: They wanna live a natural life. But what exactly does that entail in this day and age? (And are vinyls and cassettes ‘natural’?) Do we have to live in tents in the middle of fields to enjoy a consequence-free environment? I say no: Throw on Cool Ghouls and you can have your rock and beat it, too. Tuning in/out is easy when the chords swing in that psychedelic-rock ‘n’ roll style, the rhythms plod along satisfactorily, swimmingly you might even say, and the vocals, against all odds, hold up their end of the bargain melodically and lyrically. What’s amazing to me is how few comparisons I am ready to throw out there. Despite tiny pinches of this and that, Cool Ghouls’ sound is elusive. Production work from Tim Cohen is revealing, yet Fresh & Onlys aren’t what I would call a kindred spirit when the rubber hits the record. Some of those Nuggets bands possessed a similar guitar sound, and The Seeds/Byrds/Tyde certainly aren’t strangers to the CG abode, but I can’t in good conscience ‘name names’ beyond that. You’ll have to just trust me and the good people at Burger and Empty Cellar, reliable hands if there ever were ones.

Links: Cool Ghouls

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