♫♪  he can jog - “@fartsynthesis”

The baby is back. The baby knows more than the big boy in the movie. The big boy doesn’t like that the baby knows more than him, so he tries to ward off the baby. The big boy wards off the baby with such high frequency that the baby starts to cry. The baby cries and cries for days, all the while never ceasing to zig about. The baby cries so much that the baby becomes a big baby. Now the big baby is bigger than the big boy, so now nobody calls the big boy the big boy. Now they call him the boy. The big baby says, “I used to be the baby but now I’m the big baby.”

• he can jog: http://www.hecanjog.com

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