Lady Gaga
“Applause (Viceroy Remix)”

Mmm, I fucking LOVE applesauce. Grams made me some killer applesauce last week. Remember AnCo’s video for “Applesauce” that came out last year? So fucking fresh. Clearly, Lady Gaga ripped off AnCo with her cover of “Applause.” Oh shit, that’s not the same title. I should pay more attention to anti-progressive pop. Whoa, Viceroy remixed it too?! Holy shit. This music MAY be more bland than the people who listen to it, let alone REMIX it. SMASH CUT TO: my girlfriend/roommate listening to this remix while she’s cooking tonight, having not read this post, and thanking me for bringing Viceroy’s remix of Lady Gaga’s “Applause” to her attention.

Beyond that, people still believe in (and clench onto) the revolution of John Lennon’s music, claiming there is nothing that possesses that in music today [????????? @Anti-Internet]. This is something I not only blame on Lady Gaga (and related musicians), but also people who doubly churn out this nonsense via remixes. Anti-establishment. Artistic. Atypical. And the lyrics “Pop culture was in art/ Now arts in pop culture in me” from “Applause” played while Sam and I ate at Taco Bell today.

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CHOCOLATE GRINDER is our audio/visual section, with an emphasis on the lesser heard and lesser known. We aim to dig deep, but we’ll post any song or video we find interesting, big or small.