Why did people stop talking about Vaporwave? Wait, did people stop talking about Vaporwave? NOBODY knows ‘cause it’s like something you don’t really talk to about. Unless it’s Sarah’s boyfriend “Stoiyven” at Erica’s birthday party in some beer hall on Husdon in the city, and you’re like, “You old, d00d. WHATwave? I ain’t heard of no Mac+.” As I’m wearing that Vektroid/Terminator muscle shirt under my button up, b/c #swag.
Anyhow, I figured as the editor of TMT’s Chocolate Grinder section, it’d be hilariously ironic, or just another day on the WWW, to write about the new release Editorials by The Editor. It’s a clever name too, in terms of a sample-based producer who creates Vaporwave (do I capitalize that?). But WHO makes Vaporwave? Drink another beer. At work. And find out. For yourself. And scope the sample tracks off Editorials by The Editor on Illuminated Paths now. Standard Vape affair. Doesn’t but DOES rip of the ECO VIRTUAL YouTube page at a point. But I’m game. Fuck wit it.
PS: I actually got a vaporizer the other day for my reefer and, like, I think I get the idea that your parents will think your up to ALL good listening to this music ‘cause even if they were to walk in, you’d been vaping, so the smell is that candle you lit by the door, and they’ll offer you a bath and dinner, but you’ll deny the dinner and go straight to that bath for your bikini bod that’s ‘bout to pop the fuck OFF on the beach this summer.
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