Okay. Hanukkah is over, right? Annnnnd Christmas is about to give me a three-day work week. So in celebration of days-off, here is Whiteout: a mix of melted Christmas classics curated by Crystal Dorval and starring 16 musicians warping you with wave after wave of woozy holiday spirit! Sing-along too. Even if you don’t know the musicians. Bond with them. Chances are, you’ll hear about ‘em in the new year. SCOPE SCOPE SCOPE!!!