♫♪  Kool Keith - “Can’t Take No D” ft. KidMiddi

I used to work with this gal Rozina. She was hilarious. She wasn’t afraid to be fired because, “I already have been from Denny’s and it didn’t matter; it’s easy.” She was good with words. A complete NYC Latino goddess by-way of confidence-swag. She and her sister would have fat-girl Fridays. She dressed up as The Little Mermaid being ate by a shark for Halloween, and only wore, “A Lil Kim pastie on that left titty” popping out of bloody fabric teeth. And the last week she spent at work, she found out I write for a music website (little did she know, amirite? nobody is reading this sentence rn, c’mon), and e-mailed the FUCK out of me about it. Mainly because she wanted to be a “video girl” using R. Kelly’s “Cookie” as her explanation of the term, “video girl.” She thought I could help her get to that somehow. *SMDH* She got fired that Friday for showing up an hour late for the fourth time that week. Rozina would be perfect for a Kool Keith music video.

Something besides the fact, I’m into a lot of what rappers put in their videos. It’s totally a misogynist deal, I admit. But honest. And it’s the sorta shit I scope on streaming sites. Though, typically musicians leave out more explicit and continuous lyrics about what’s happening in their videos, which to me is like “You don’t wanna talk about this, dude?” Kool Keith goes there. Kool Keith names his songs these topics. He got KidMiddi to feature the same feelings in “Can’t Take No D.” If you’re in a private office, get fucked up on this video. If you’re feet from someone else, watch it on your phone, then head to xvideos.com and cum. W/e. Friday. Self defeat in the El Presidente (handicap) stall right now.

• Kool Keith: http://www.koolkeith.co.uk
• KidMiddi: https://soundcloud.com/kidmiddi-clazzclown

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