Water Is D.M.G. Pt.1 (Rare Collectors Tape) [mixtape]
Here’s the gist: Lil B is the perfect embodiment of the internet. “Tell me ‘bout my life and tell me ‘bout my mystery;” brother could be broken down a million different ways, but he brings internet culture directly to “realty.” And, what? This is a collector’s tape? It’s rare? Rare as in steak? Rare as in right there? Rare as in blood and bone? Rare as in nothing really at all? Probably. As I wrote, Lil B’s work could be so convoluted by others. It’s like that tweet you made today, “HAH Twitter HAH.” What the fuck does that mean? Means the internet. And Based God just stares into and right through the soul of-of-of. Thus, Lil B should extend his artistic exploits (BAAAAAAAASED) passed rap/hip-hop and “classical” (???). Based God gotta go full-out country. Who’s in on that? Or, okay, I’ll compromise for just country samples. He can rap over that about D.M.G. What’s D.M.G.? Listen and find out. *clears throat* Until next month. #jkrowling #jkrowling #jkrowling
• Lil B//Based God//Based World//Whodie: http://www.basedworld.com
Parallel motion, guys. PARALLEL MOTION. The synths of Event Cloak (a.k.a. Nick Maturo of Sundrips), which are featured on a new tape from Tranquility, dance, gracefully hovering just above the ground, left and right, back and forth, and fast. Joyously A.D.D. but delicate, precise, and beautifully beautiful. Like Beethoven’s Ninth beautifully beautiful, epic bass billowing and bolstering this piece up into a cannonball of a canon. Breath: stolen. Heart: swollen too big for its tiny cage. Brilliantly visualized by owner of the internet’s best channel, the one and only Moduli TV. A word of advice: Crank this. Full screen. Nose as close to the pixels as humanly possible. Absorb.
• Tranquility Tapes: http://tranquilitytapes.blogspot.com
“Canção para o Luís”
I knew a guy in my college town in Iowa who worked the overnight shift at the convenience store by my house. I used to drink free fountain soda and talk to him about all the weird stuff he collected. Of all the random things, his collection of old commercials was by far the most fascinating. (Apparently, there exists a whole network of people, single-handedly keeping blank VHS sales alive by cataloging, dubbing, and trading old commercials.) I never saw his collection because he was always a little reluctant to even talk to me about it, as if I were some stranger asking to flip through his family’s old photo albums. And in a way, he was right. Those shelves of hand-labeled VHS tapes represented this guy’s entire childhood — decades of old TV filler he had never managed to let go — and I came along fascinated in my nostalgia haze, as nearly forgotten memories of old fast food commercials playing between episodes of daytime TV dramas came flooding back to me.
Somewhere between our two perspectives of the past lies this video for Branches’ “Canção para o Luís.” Watch the video, go scour garage sales for old VHS tapes, and then buy the whole cassette, Ninguém É Como Tu, from Solid Melts.
• 0000-A70U-0075: http://balmar.bandcamp.com
Hey Marvel: if Buckcherry and Soungarden were good enough for the Avengers soundtrack, why on earth did you slight Grand Magus? Something tells me that Thor would prefer the Stockholm trio’s hard-rock reinterpretations of Norse Mythology to another bone-dumb Papa Roach song about scars or last resorts, or something. Case in point? “Valhalla Rising,” a track that proves why the heavy metal model is still effective: take a catchy melody, cloak it in sludgy riffs and a relentless beat, top it off with a screaming solo halfway through, and you’ve got yourselves a brutal beauty. It even opens with the musical equivalent of a dramatic action sequence: a demure piano riff suddenly gives way to JB Christoffersson’s militaristic shred. If this doesn’t end up on the soundtrack to Thor 2, then maybe Loki does deserve to make us all his minions — or at least, the people who make lame superhero movie soundtracks.
Grand Magus’ The Hunt is out June 5 via Nuclear Blast.