The Trap's Jaw

“this is all i want”

In the cut-throat industry of music criticism, “two hours of randomly generated music” is often used as a euphemism for “ginormous wad of nauseating sonic bile.” However, Michelle Arf has defied this narrow mindedness to produce two hours of randomly generated music that glimmers with airy piano and long Bieber drones (thanks to the indefatigable paul stretch). This surprisingly listenable experiment manages to sound poignant while avoiding the trap of boring old futility, like William Basinski but without all that pesky repetition.

• The Trap’s Jaw: http://contain.bandcamp.com/music

Oh, Yoko (Celer + Rie Mitsutake)

“Seashore”

Will Long, the ambient wellspring behind Celer’s many gentle streams of consciousness, is forming a fresh estuary with Japanese vocalist Rie Mitsutake. Placid as can be, their single “Seashore” marks the debut of a duo they’re calling Oh, Yoko. The A-side mix sounds like Ai Aso’s gorgeous Land album meeting Julia Holter and Tomoyoshi Date in a cozy, creaky room. The instrumental “version two” on the flip provides an even warmer reiteration, while DJ Sprinkles’ “Ambient Ballroom” remix adds a little techno to the ambiance (and, somewhat inscrutably, a dubbed-out sample of young Gil Scott-Heron’s controversial “The Subject Was Faggots”). A viable fount for contemplation, all around.

• Oh, Yoko: http://ohyoko.bandcamp.com
• Rie Mitsutake: http://mikohere.com

Main Attrakionz

“Kinfolk” (Prod. by Tynethys)

Cloud rap, meet electronica. Main Attrakionz, the Oakland duo that almost single-handedly proved cloud rap was a “thing,” is preparing to release a collaborative album with Sacramento producer Tynethys this summer. The two Californians’ respective styles mesh well, judging from the sound of “Kinfolk,” the first single from the as-yet untitled LP. Ominous piano and operatic vocal samples give heft to a clacking beat, while rappers Mondre M.A.N. and Squadda B. deliver their typical stoner spitting. The video’s faded lavender tones (or is it sepia? I don’t know, you should ask Sherman Williams to double check that), coupled with its layered editing approach, combine to create a hazy ambience that helps to make up for the fact that this is, by all other standards, a standard performance video. Next time, I’d like to see them playing mini golf — and keep the filter.

• Main Attrakionz: http://www.mainattrakionz.com
• Tynethys: http://tynethys.com

Diamond Black Hearted Boy

Father, Protect Me

OMFG, I finally just finished season three of Game of Thrones! Holy moly, guys, I mean, I almost cried. Even though my second-favorite character is dead, at least I can click all those spoiler alert posts on Reddit! This Diamond Black Hearted Boy release kinda reminds me of GoT. Maybe it’s the baller king garb he’s sporting on the cover, or maybe it’s the fact that whenever you get comfortable with any particular theme or character, it dies horribly and is replaced by a bewildering new plotline or villainous element. The music itself is like a mix between early Hype Williams’ improv aesthetic and Arca’s dark, abstract take on rap, but any possible influences here may just as well be coincidental: this music is aggressively original and quite different from anything you’ve ever heard before.

Buy this blindingly different release from Steak Au Zoo

• Diamond Black Hearted Boy: https://soundcloud.com/diamondblackheartedboy
• Steak Au Zoo Records: http://www.steakauzoorecords.com

Dead in the Dirt

“The Blaring Eye”

Grindcore lives. The legions of the metal underground will lend ears and lift horns every time the kids do it right: cram as much full-on savagery into as few seconds as possible. Atlanta trio Dead In the Dirt get there again, as they have gotten there before. Their upcoming The Blind Hole (due August 6 via the ever more “-core” friendly Southern Lord) offers us a glorious grind ratio: 22 songs in under 24 minutes. Press play on “The Blaring Eye” now — experience a tightly constructed blast of warp-speed riffage, shrieks, and d-beat drum battery that could conclude before you reach the end of this sentence.

• Dead in the Dirt: http://deadinthedirt.bigcartel.com
• Southern Lord: http://www.southernlord.com/index2.php

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