Duets for December

Songs for ruff sex

01. Summer Camp - “I Want You” (Welcome To Condale)
02. White Lies - “Bad Love” (Ritual)
03. Lykke Li - “Paris Blue (Death To The Throne Remix)”
04. Death from Above 1979 - “Going Steady” (You’re A Woman, I’m A Machine)
05. Crystal Castles ft. Robert Smith - “Not In Love” (Crystal Castles II)
06. Caribou - “Odessa” (Swim)
07. Radiohead - “Reckoner (The Twelves Remix)”
08. The Weeknd ft. Drake - “The Zone”
09. Sebastien Tellier - “L’Amour et La Violence (Boys Noize Remix)”
10. TV On The Radio - “Wear You Out” (Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes)

Indie Sex Music: I need him to be as impressed by my soundtrack as my sex moves

And they said indie couldn’t be sexy.

01. TV on the Radio - “Staring at the Sun” (Young Liars EP)
02. MGMT - “Indie Rokkers” (Time to Pretend EP)
03. Spoon - “Everything Hits at Once” (Girls Can Tell)
04. Andrew Bird’s Bowl of Fire - “Why?” (The Swimming Hour)
05. My Bloody Valentine - “I Only Said” (Loveless)
06. TV on the Radio - “New Cannonball Blues” (Nine Types of Light)
07. The Black Keys - “Girl is On My Mind” (Rubber Factory)
08. The Kills - “DNA” (Blood Pressures)
09. Sleater-Kinney - “Let’s Call it Love” (The Woods)
10. Throwing Muses - “Vicky’s Box” (Throwing Muses)
11. TV on the Radio - “Lover’s Day” (Dear Science)

songs so obviously sexual that you couldnt possibly doubt the fact that i want to rip off your clothes at this exact moment

Huh. It turns out the mystery was what made it sexy.

01. Deadmau5 ft. Melleefresh - “Hey Baby” (Web Release)
02. Panic! At The Disco - “Lying Is the Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off” (Lying Is the Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off)
03. Bad Company - “Feel Like Makin’ Love” (Bad Company)
04. Bloodhound Gang - “The Bad Touch (Prime Remix)” (Hooray for Boobies)
05. Colbie Callait - “Bubbly” (Coco)
06. John Mayer - “Your Body Is A Wonderland” (Room For Squares)
07. Elton John - “Can You Feel The Love Tonight” (Lion King)
08. Papa Roach - “I Almost Told You That I Loved You” (Metamorphosis)
09. Patent Pending - “Every Time We Touch” (Heavens)
10. Poison - “Talk Dirty To Me” (Look What the Cat Dragged In)
11. Smash Mouth - “Can’t Get Enough Of You Baby” (Astro Lounge)
12. Tre Cool - “Like a Rat Does Cheese” (Like A Rat Does Cheese)
13. Van Halen - “Ice Cream Man” (Van Halen)
14. Warrant - “Cherry Pie” (Cherry Pie)

We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl

“There are these two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says ‘Morning, boys. How’s the water?’ And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes ‘What the hell is water?’”
– David Foster Wallace

01. We Are Scientists - “After Hours” (Brain Thrust Mastery)
02. Starf***er - “Bury Us Alive” (Reptilians)
03. Tommy Stinson - “All This Way For Nothing” (One Man Mutiny)
04. John Mayer - “Slow Dancing in A Burning Room” (Live)
05. Walk The Moon - “Iscariot” (i want! i want!)
06. Good Old War - “You Are My Own Sinking Ship” (Good Old War)
07. Ani DiFranco - “Little Plastic Castle” (Little Plastic Castle)
08. Johnny Flynn - “The Box” (A Larum)
09. The Replacements - “Anywhere’s Better Than Here” (Don’t Tell A Soul)
10. Joy Division - “Love Will Tear Us Apart” (Substance)
11. The National - “Lemonworld” (High Violet)

Songs for you and the other soul. (whether they know you exist already or not)

01. Bon Iver - “I Can’t Make You Love Me/ Nick Of Time” (Calgary)
02. Paul Baribeau - “Falling In Love With Your Best Friend” (Grand Ledge)
03. Maps & Atlases - “Perch Patchwork” (Perch Patchwork)
04. Noah and the Whale - “I Have Nothing” (First Days Of Spring)
05. Bright Eyes - “Land Locked Blues” (I’m Wide Awake It’s Morning)
06. James Black & Bon Iver - “Fall Creek Boys Choir” (Enough Thunder)
07. Death Cab For Cutie - “Grapevine Fires” (Narrow Stairs)
08. The Weavers - “Deep Blue Sea” (Rarities from the Vanguard Vault)
09. Islands - “If” (Return To Sea)
10. Hellogoodbye - “Baby, It’s Fact (Down Mix)” (Remixes!)
11. Beirut - “The Rip Tide” (The Rip Tide)
12. The Mountain Goats - “Linda Blair Was Born Innocent” (We Shall All Be Healed)
13. The Beatles - “Yesterday” (Help!)
14. Pink Floyd - “Wish You Were Here” (Oh By The Way)

Music for My Pet Pirate Unicorn

01. Battles - “Atlas” (Mirrored)
02. Infected Mushroom - “Sa’eed” (The Legend Of The Black Shawarma)
03. The Beatles - “Blue Jay Way” (Magical Mystery Tour)
04. Deadmau5 - “Ghosts N Stuff” (For The Lack Of A Better Name)
05. White Ring - “Roses” (Black Earth That Made Me)
06. Magic Mash - “Give Me Some More” (Web Remix)

The dog is bored of hearing Leonard Cohen, Ryan Adams and Wilco all day. She wants something I don’t know how to give her. The other dog doesn’t care about this.

01. Barry Louis Polisar - “I’ve Got a Dog and My Dog’s Name Is Cat” (My Brother Thinks He’s a Banana and Other Provocative Songs for Children)
02. Lobo - “Me and You and a Dog Named Boo” (I’d Love You to Want Me)
03. Dr. John - “How Come My Dog Don’t Bark When You Come Around” (Goin’ Back to New Orleans)
04. Sublime - “I Love My Dog” (Sublime)
05. Cat Stevens - “I Love My Dog” (Matthew & Son)
06. Sick Puppies - “Master of the Universe” (Tri-polar)

Songs for cleaning my scrotum!!

Scrub it to the rhythm.

01. Valient Thorr - “Woman In The Woods” (Stranger)
02. Nitad - “Rädslan” (Ibland Kan Man Inte Hindras Sig Själv)
03. Discharge - “Doomsday” (Society’s Victims)
04. Ten - “Scrotum” (In My Own World)
05. Regulations - “Different Needs” (To Be Me)
06. Sista Sekunden - “Fel, Fel, Fel” (Svartvit)
07. Kyuss - “Fifty Million Year Trip” (Muchas Gracias - The Best of Kyuss)
08. Clutch - “Rats” (Transnational Speedway League)
09. Helmet - “Bad Mood” (Strap It On)
10. Rodan - “Shiner” (Rusty)
11. Sleep “Dragonaut” (Sleep’s Holy Mountain)
12. UFOMammut - “IV” (Eve)

One Last Too-Late Taste Of Summer

01. The Exploding Hearts - “Modern Kicks” (Guitar Romantic)
02. The Flaming Lips (feat. Ke$ha) - “2012” (The Flaming Lips and Heady Fwends)
03. King Tuff - “Anthem” (King Tuff)
04. Japandroids - “House That Heaven Built” (Celebration Rock)
05. Ty Segall Band - “Tell Me What’s Inside Your Heart” (Slaughterhouse)
06. The Black Keys - “Lonely Boy” (El Camino)
07. The Strokes - “12:15” (Room On Fire)
08. LCD Soundsystem - “Drunk Girls” (This Is Happening)
09. Passion Pit - “I’ll Be Alright” (Gossamer)
10. M83 - “Midnight City” (Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming)
11. Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti - “Beverly Kills” (Before Today)
12. Arctic Monkeys - “The Hellcat Spangled Shalalala” (Suck It and See)
13. Cults - “Go Outside” (Cults)
14. Wilco - “Sunloathe” (The Whole Love)

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