Guilty pleasures that would easily call into question my sexuality.

note from lovesmesumcake: Don't let your mom catch you with this tape, or you're gonna have some esplainin' to do.

01. Mika - "Lollipop" (Life in Cartoon Motion)

02. Patrick Wolf - "The Magic Position" (The Magic Position)

03. Air - "Sexy Boy" (Moon Safari)

04. Liars - "It Fit When I Was A Kid" (Drum's Not Dead)

05. Gravy Train!!!! - "You Made Me Gay" (The Menz EP)

06. Bloc Party - "I Still Remember" (A Weekend In The City)

07. Electric Six - "Gay Bar" (Fire)

08. Of Montreal - "Suffer For Fashion" (Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?)

09. Scissor Sisters - "Filthy/Gorgeous" (Scissor Sisters)

10. Olivia Newton-John - "Physical" (Physical)

11. Weather Girls - "It's Raining Men" (Success)

12. Queen - "Don't Stop Me Now" (Jazz)

Jams for a high school television crew that cant play songs with profanities and wants to get things

01. The Arcade Fire- "Wake Up" (Funeral)

02. Walking Away- "Catch 22" (Keasbey Nights)

03. Spoon- "The Underdog" (Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga)

04. LCD Soundsystem- "North American Scum" (Sounds of Silver)

05. Devotchka- "The Enemy Guns" (How It Ends)

06. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah- "Is This Love?" (Clap Your Hands Say Yeah)

07. Phantom Planet- "Anthem" (Phantom Planet Was Here)

08. The Clash- "London Calling" (London Calling)

09. The Ramones- "Rock 'n' Roll High School" (Loud Fast)

10. Bandits of the Accoustic Revolution- "Here's to Life" (A Call to Arms EP)

11. Hot Chip- "And I Was a Boy From School" (The Warning)

12. Postal Service- "The District Sleeps Alone Tonight" (Give Up)

13. Moby- "Extreme Ways" (18)

Songs to worship false idols to

01. Fugazi - "Arpeggiator" (End Hits)
02. The Mars Volta - "This Apparatus Must Be Unearthed" (Deloused in the Comatorium
03. The Pixies - "Monkey Gone to Heaven" (Doolittle)
04. The Flaming Lips - "Race For the Prize (Remix)" (The Soft Bulletin)
05. The Polyphonic Spree - "It's the Sun (KCRW Morning Becomes Eclectic Version)" (Soldier Girl Single)
06. Animal Collective - "Native Belle" (Here Comes the Indian)
07. Q and Not U - "So Many Animal Calls" (Different Damage)
08. Man Man - "Banana Ghost" (Six Demon Bag)
09. Cat Power - "Peking Saint" (Moon Pix)
10. Liars - "Grown Men Don't Fall In The River, Just Like That" (Fins To Make Us More Fish-Like [EP]
11. Sigur Rós - "Með Blóðnasir" (Takk...)
12. DeVotchKa - "How It Ends" (How It Ends)

songs for those who are left out, of everything

note from prospicience: a mix of some songs which deal directly with feeling lonely, others which don't necessarily but still fit this general theme i have going, and then there is whitney who will hopefully remind you to still feel good, get up and jam, even if it's all by yourself.

01. Wilco- "Hate it Here" (Sky Blue Sky)
02. Whiskeytown- "Desperate Ain't Lonely" (Faithless Street Reissue)
03. Vetiver- "Save Me A Place" (Between)
04. Air- "Alone in Kyoto" (Talkie Walkier)
05. Archers of Loaf- "Wrong" (Icky Mettle)
06. The Velvet Underground- "All Tomorrow's Parties" (The Velvet Underground & Nico)
07. Beck- "I Get Lonesome" (One Foot In The Grave)
08. Grizzly Bear- "Owner of a Lonely Heart" (Horn of Plenty)

09. Depeche Mode- "Enjoy The Silence" (The Singles 86>98)
10. Kimya Dawson-"Nobody's Hippie" (Knock Knock Who?)
11. French Kicks- "Living Room is Empty" (Young Lawyer EP)
12. Owls-"Everyone Is My Friend" (Owls)
13. The Beatles- "I'm a Loser" (Beatles for Sale)
14. Feist- "Lonely, Lonely" (Let It Die)
15. The Get Up Kids-"I'm A Loner, Dottie, A Rebel" (Something To Write Home About)
16. Simon & Garfunkel- "Why Don't You Write Me?" (Bridge Over Troubled Water)
17. Bob Dylan- "All I Really Wanna Do" (Another Side of Bob Dylan)
18. Whitney Houston- "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" (Whitney)

Songs That Thom Yorke Masturbates To

01. Emilie Simon - "The Egg" (La Marche de l'Empereur Soundtrack)
02. Liars - "The Wrong Coat for You Mt. Heart Attack" (Drum's Not Dead)
03. The Orb - "Black Side of the Moon" (The Orb's Adventures Beyond The Ultraworld)
04. Paul Lansky - "Notjustmoreidlechatter" (More Than Idle Chatter)
05. Tricky - "Pumpkin" (Maxinquaye)
06. Modeselektor - "The White Flash" (Happy Birthday!)
07. Autechre - "Dael" (Tri Repeatae)
08. Missy Elliott - "Lose Control" (Respect M.E.)
09. CAN - "Peking O" (Tago Mago)
10. Bjork - "Unravel" (Homogenic)
11. Art of Noise - "Close to the Edit" (Who's Afraid of the Art of Noise)
12. My Bloody Valentine - "What You Want" (Loveless)
13. Massive Attack - "Angel" (Mezzanine)
14. Amon Tobin - "Reanimantor" (Permutation)
15. Blackalicious - "Greenlight" (Blazing Arrow)
16. Portishead - "Numb" (Dummy)
17. Tom Waits - "Anywhere I Lay My Head" (Rain Dogs)

Compiled by: cz

01. Air - "La femme d'argent" (Moon Safari)
02. Charles Mingus - "Boogie Stop Shuffle" (Mingus Ah Um)
03. Brian Eno - "St. Elmo's Fire" (Another Green World)
04. CAN - "Oh Yeah" (Tago Mago)
05. MF Doom - "Hoe Cakes" (MM.. Food?)
06. Battles - "Rainbow" (Mirrored)
07. Neil Young - "A Man Needs a Maid" (Harvest)
08. PJ Harvey - "This Mess We're In" (Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea)
09. Portishead - "Numb" (Dummy)

10. Aphex Twin - "Cock-Ver 10" (drukqs)

11. Radiohead - "Creep" (Pablo Honey)

You are a terrible songwriter, this is what good writing really sounds like.

01. Bright Eyes – "Landlocked Blues" (I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning)

02. Lou Reed – "Street Hassle" (Street Hassle)

03. The Silver Jews – "I Remember Me" (Bright Flight)

04. The Beach Boys – "Country Air" (Wild Honey)

05. Cat Power – "Good Woman" (You are Free)

06. Emmy the Great – "The Hypnotist's Son" (Secret Circus EP)

07. Joanna Newsom – "Emily" (Ys)

08. Looking Glass – "Brandy, You're a Fine Girl" (Brandy)

09. Lavender Diamond – "You Broke My Heart" (The Cavalry of Light EP)

10. Morrissey – "I Like You" (You are the Quarry)

11. Smog – "Hit the Ground Running" (Knock Knock)

12. Pavement – "Starlings of the Slipstream" (Brightening the Corners)

13. Regina Spektor – "Somedays" (Soviet Kitsch)

Compiled by: Elzee

note from Elzee: I'm sure you already agree with me about the first track.

01. The Decemberists-"The Bagman's Gambit" (Picaresque)
02. Sunset Rubdown-"Up On Your Leopard, Upon the End of Your Feral Days" (Random Spirit Lover)
03. The Mountain Goats-"Fault Lines" (All Hail West Texas)
04. A Tribe Called Quest-"Electric Relaxation" (Midnight Marauders)
05. Blackalicious-"A to G" (Nia)
06. Death Cab for Cutie-"The New Year" (Transatlanticism)
07. Sufjan Stevens-"Casimir Pulaski Day" (Illinois)
08. Final Fantasy-"I'm Afraid of Japan" (He Poos Clouds)
09. Arcade Fire-"Neighborhood #2 (Laika)" (Funeral)
10. The Beatles-"She Said She Said" (Revolver)
11. Wolf Parade-"Dear Sons & Daughters of Hungry Ghosts" (Apologies to the Queen Mary)
12. Neutral Milk Hotel-"King of Carrot Flowers Pt. 1" (In the Aeroplane Over the Sea)
13. Joanna Newsom-"Emily" (Ys)

Songs to help me accept that, if my life was The Golden Girls, I would be Dorothy. Dammit.

This mix is intended to make a Dorothy-like person feel cool and special, because Dorothy has great taste in music, damn it!

01. The Go! Team - "Everyone's a VIP to Someone" (Thunder Lightning Strike)

02. The Boy Least Likely To - "Be Gentle With Me" (Best Party Ever)

03. Richmond Fontaine - "Moving Back Home" (Thirteen Cities)

04. Zeph and Azeem - "Everything's Different" (Rise Up)

05. Cloud Cult - "Your 8th Birthday" (The Meaning of 8)
06. Clem Snide - "Don't Let the Sun Go Down" (The Late, Great Daniel Johnston Discovered, Covered)

07. Beck - "True Love Will Find You in the End" (The Late, Great Daniel Johnston Discovered, Covered)

08. The Arcade Fire - "Keep the Car Running" (Neon Bible)

09. Vampire Weekend - "Walcott (Insane Mix #2)" (Vampire Weekend)

10. Justice - "D.A.N.C.E." (Cross)

11. Beth Orton - "Worms" (Comfort of Strangers)

12. Ray LaMontagne - "Empty" (Till the Sun Turns Black)

13. Architecture in Helsinki - "Heart it Races (Trizzy's Rusty Tin Can Mix)" (Heart it Races)

14. Jose Gonzalez - "Heartbeats" (Veneer)

15. Bishop Allen - "Like Castanets" (The Broken String)

Songs from that Canadian indie film no one saw

01. The New Pornographers - "Letter From An Occupant" (Mass Romantic)
02. Sam Roberts - "The Gate" (Chemical City)
03. Barenaked Ladies - "Light Up My Room" (Stunt)
04. Islands - "Don't Call Me Whitney, Bobby" (Return To The Sea)
05. Bruce Cockburn - "One Day I Walk" (Waiting For A Miracle)
06. Broken Social Scene - "7/4 (Shorline)" (Broken Social Scene)
07. The Weakerthans - "This Is A Fire Door, Never Leave Open" (Left And Leaving)
08. The Dears - "Untitled" (Protest)
09. Caribou - "She's The One" (Andorra)
10. Joni Mitchell - "Both Sides, Now" (Clouds)
11. Leonard Cohen - "Hallelujah" (Various Positions)
12. Moxy Fruvous - "The Drinking Song" (Bargainville)

A soundtrack to accompany me on the road as I transport radioactive packages to area hospitals in th

01. Hot IQ's - "Fusion & Yeah" (An Argument Between the Brain and the Feet)
02. Calvin Johnson & the Sons of the Soil - "Banana Meltdown" (s/t)
03. Vashti Bunyan - "Swallow Song" (Just Another Diamond Day)
04. Blonde Redhead - "Heroine" (23)
05. +/- - "Ignoring All the Detours" (Let's Build a Fire)
06. Jens Lekman - "Sky Phenomenon" (Oh You're So Silent Jens)
07. Boards of Canada - "Dawn Chorus" (Geogaddi)
08. Dosh - "Water Turn Off Notice" (s/t)
09. The Weakerthans - "The Prescience of Dawn" (Reconstruction Site)
10. Mirah - "The Light (DJ Beyonda remix)" (Joyride: Remixes)
11. Ugly Casanova - "Parasites" (Sharpen Your Teeth)
12. Paul Baribeau & Ginger Alford - "Hungry Heart" (Darkness on the Edge of Your Town)
13. Matt Elliott - "The Failing Song" (Failing Songs)
14. Tegan & Sara - "Nineteen" (The Con)
15. Earlimart - "Answers & Questions" (Mentor Tormentor)
16. Sparklehorse - "Ghost of His Smile" (Good Morning Spider)
17. The Magnetic Fields - "Fido, Your Leash Is Too Long" (69 Love Songs, Vol. 1)

Songs so beautiful they make you want to cry or something.

01. Camera Obscura - "Country Mile" (Let's Get Out Of This Country)

02. Radiohead - "Pyramid Song" (Amnesiac)

03. Elbow - "Powder Blue" (Asleep In The Back)

04. I Am Kloot - "No Fear Of Falling" (Natural History)

05. Beck - "Lonesome Tears" (Sea Change)

06. The Clientele - "Isn't Life Strange" (God Save The Clientele)

07. Feist - "Let It Die" (Let It Die)

08. Red House Painters - "Summer Dress" (Ocean Beach)

09. The Wrens - "She Sends Kisses" (The Meadowlands)

10. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Maps" (Fever To Tell)

11. Bob Dylan - "You Belong to Me" (Natural Born Killers OST)

12. Iron & Wine - "Naked as We Came" (Our Endless Numbered Days)

13. Mogwai - "Take Me Somewhere Nice" (Rock Action)

14. Blur - "No Distance Left to Run" (13)

15. Belle & Sebastian - "We Rule the School" (Tigermilk)

16. Jeff Buckley - "Mama You Been On My Mind" (Grace: Legacy Edition Disc 2)

17. Interpol - "The New" (Turn On The Bright Lights)

18. The National - "Green Gloves" (Boxer)

19. Joanna Newsom - "Clam, Crab, Cockle, Cowrie" (The Milk Eyed Mender)

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