I came here to drink your beer and fuck your woman

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its good to start out with bro hymn and make it a drinking game start chugging when the chorus starts stop when its over, repeat for all choruses…youll recognize when its time because there are no words just the whole band going “WHOOOOOAAAAAAA” its basically if you wanna have a beer swillin good time, not a laidback night of drinking…and you probably will want to engage in some fisticuffs before the night is through…enjoy

01. Pennywise - “Bro Hymn”
02. Flogging Molly - “Salty Dog”
03. The Kinks - “All Day and All of The Night”
04. Dirty Filthy Mugs - “Another Round”
05. Rancid - “Roots Radicals”
06. MC5 - “Kick Out The Jams”
07. Flogging Molly - “Drunken Lullabies”
08. Dropkick Murphys - “Workers Song”
09. Social Distortion - “Ball and Chain”
10. Big D & The Kids Table - “Wailing Paddle”
11. Iggy Pop and The Stooges - “Search and Destroy”
12. The Ramones - “Spiderman Theme Song”
13. Rob Zombie - “Foxy Foxy”
14. Firecracker - “The Aggrolites”
15. Dropkick Murphys - “Kiss Me Im Shitfaced”

I came here to drink your beer and fuck your woman

[presented without editorial meddling]

its good to start out with bro hymn and make it a drinking game start chugging when the chorus starts stop when its over, repeat for all choruses…youll recognize when its time because there are no words just the whole band going “WHOOOOOAAAAAAA” its basically if you wanna have a beer swillin good time, not a laidback night of drinking…and you probably will want to engage in some fisticuffs before the night is through…enjoy

01. Pennywise - “Bro Hymn”
02. Flogging Molly - “Salty Dog”
03. The Kinks - “All Day and All of The Night”
04. Dirty Filthy Mugs - “Another Round”
05. Rancid - “Roots Radicals”
06. MC5 - “Kick Out The Jams”
07. Flogging Molly - “Drunken Lullabies”
08. Dropkick Murphys - “Workers Song”
09. Social Distortion - “Ball and Chain”
10. Big D & The Kids Table - “Wailing Paddle”
11. Iggy Pop and The Stooges - “Search and Destroy”
12. The Ramones - “Spiderman Theme Song”
13. Rob Zombie - “Foxy Foxy”
14. Firecracker - “The Aggrolites”
15. Dropkick Murphys - “Kiss Me Im Shitfaced”

Fuck you, world. I’m awesome. I’ll make something of myself someday.

01. The Stone Roses - “I Wanna Be Adored” (The Stone Roses)
02. Caravan - “Magic Man” (Caravan)
03. Johnny Thunders - “You Can’t Put Your Arms Around a Memory” (So Alone)
04. David Bowie - “Win” (Young Americans)
05. Hawkwind - “Master Of The Universe” (In Search Of Space)
06. Sparks - “I Married Myself” (Lil’ Beethoven)
07. The Smiths - “Nowhere Fast” (Meat Is Murder)
08. Bonnie “Prince ” Billy - “Another Day Full Of Dread” (I See A Darkness)
09. The Kinks - “I’m Not Like Everybody Else” (The Great Lost Kinks Album)
10. Bill Fay - “Methane River” (Bill Fay)

Fuck man, I miss the 90s.

01. Third Eye Blind - “Semi-Charmed Life” (Third Eye Blind)
02. The Cure - “Friday I’m In Love” (Galore)
03. Stroke 9 - “Letters” (Nasty Little Thoughts)
04. Marcy Playground - “Sexy and Candy” (Marcy Playground)
05. Spin Doctors - “Two Princes” (Pocket Full of Kryptonite)
06. Tonic - “You Wanted More” (A Casual Affair - The Best of Tonic)
07. Counting Crows - “Mrs. Potter’s Lullaby” (The Desert)
08. Wallflowers - “One Headlight” (Bringing Down the Horse)
09. No Doubt - “Sunday Morning” (Tragic Kingdom)

Fuck everyone!

I assumed the request was a “middle-finger” sort of fuck, rather than a “I need a condom” fuck.

01. Alkaline Trio - “Radio” (Maybe I’ll Catch Fire)
02. Lily Allen - “Fuck You” (It’s Not Me, It’s You)
03. Brand New - “Seventy Times 7” (Your Favorite Weapon)
04. The Mountain Goats - “No Children” (Tallahassee)
05. A Day To Remember - “All Signs Point To Lauderdale (What Separates Me From You)
06. Smashing Pumpkins - “Fuck You (An Ode To No One)” (Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness)
07. The Beastie Boys - “Hey Fuck You” (To the 5 Boroughs)
08. Reel Big Fish - “Your Guys (I Hate ‘Em)” (We’re Not Happy Till You’re Not Happy)
09. Say Anything - “Hate Everyone” (Say Anything)

Poker Night With The Guys

Game on!

01. The Rolling Stones - “Ventilator Blues” (Exile on Main St.)
02. Curtis Knight - “The Devil Made Me Do It” (Chains & Black Exhaust)
03. Madvillain - “Meat Grinder” (Madvillainy)
04. Tom Waits - “Chocolate Jesus” (Rain Dogs)
05. Boris - “Akuma No Uta” (Akuma No Uta)
06. Flying Lotus - “Golden Diva” (Los Angeles)
07. Group Home - “Supa Star” (Livin’ Proof)
08. The Budos Band - “Crimson Skies” (The Budos Band III)
09. Beck - “Elevator Music” (The Information)
10. James Brown - “Funky President” (Reality)

GIVE ME MUSIC FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS

01. Hiss Golden Messenger - “Pittsboro Farewell” (Poor Moon)
02. Elvis Perkins in Dearland - “Shampoo” (Elvis Perkins in Dearland)
03. Elephant Micah - “My Cousin’s King” (Louder Than Thou)
04. Kurt Vile - “Song for John in D” (God Is Saying This To You)
05. Bruce Peninsula - “Chupacabra” (Open Flames)
06. Brian Eno - “The Big Ship” (Another Green World)
07. The Microphones - “I Felt Your Size” (The Glow Pt. II)
08. The Weather Station - “Yarrow and Mint” (All Of It Was Mine)
09. Steve Gunn - “Mr. Franklin” (Boerum Palace)
10. Baby Eagle - “Rainwater Blues” (No Blues)

HELP! My roommate is getting banged in the next room and I can’t sleep

01. Pink Floyd - “Comfortably Numb” (The Wall)
02. Kate Bush - “And Dream of Sheep” (Hounds of Love)
03. The Beatles - “Because” (Abbey Road)
04. Plain White T’s - “Hey There Delilah” (All That We Needed)
05. America - “I Need You” (America)
06. The Beach Boys - “Don’t Worry Baby” (Shut Down Volume 2)
07. Queen - “Love of My Life” (A Night at the Opera)
08. Eric Carmen - “All By Myself” (Eric Carmen)
09. Bread - “If” (Manna)
10. The Moody Blues - “Nights in White Satin” (Days of Future Past)
11. Evanescence - “My Immortal” (Fallen)
12. The Beatles - “Across the Universe” (Let It Be)
13. Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood - “Phaedra (Some Velvet Morning)” (Movin’ With Nancy)
14. Santo and Johnny - “Sleepwalk” (Santo and Johnny)

Songs about mixtapes

01. Rocky Votolato – “Mix Tapes/Cell Mates” (Suicide Medicine)
02. Chella Negro – “Fortune Cookies” (Silos and Smokestacks)
03. The Behoovers – “Mix Tapes for Girls” (Boca Raton)
04. Brand New – “Mix Tape” (Your Favorite Weapon)
05. The Ataris – “Song for a Mix Tape (End is Forever)
06. The Fashion – “Mix Tape” (Rock Rock Kiss Kiss Combo)
07. Comet Gain – “The Ballad of a Mix Tape” (City Fallen Leaves)
08. Artichoke – “Mix Tape” (Evaporation)
09. Stephanie Briggs – “Mix Tape” (Birds Barely Know Us)
10. Johnny Socko – “Mix Tape” (Johnny Socko)
11. The Sight-Seers – “Mix Tape (For a Lover) (Now We’re in the Sun)
12. Butane Variations – “Mix Tape Honey” (Love Five Songs)

The moon is out in day time

01. Future Islands - “Vireo’s Eye” (In Evening Air)
02. Lana Del Rey - “Video Games” (Single)
03. The Cranberries - “Linger” (Everybody Else is Doing It, So Why Can’t We?)
04. Miike Snow - “Silvia” (Miike Snow)
05. Rogue Wave - “Lake Michigan” (Asleep At Heaven’s Gate)
06. Black Light Dinner Party- “Older Together” (Single)
07. Stars - “Your Ex-Lover is Dead” (Set Yourself on Fire)
08. Florence And Ghe Machine - “Cosmic Love” (Lungs)
09. Deerhunter - “Desire Lines” (Halcyon Digest)
10. College - “A Real Hero” (Drive Soundtrack)
11. Grizzly Bear - “I Live With You” (Veckatimest)
12. Crystal Castles - “Untrust Us” (Crystal Castles)
13. Best Coast - “Our Deal” (Crazy For You)
14. Air - “Playground Love” (The Virgin Suicides Soundtrack)
15. Arcade Fire- “Haiti” (Funeral)

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