I Feel More And More Isolated, And I Haven’t Had Sex In 3 Years

Option #1: Stay isolated in your house wearing the same track suit you’ve had since running on your high school cross country team eating nothing but tofu and chicken broth, continuing to draw deeper into your lonely world revolving around watching ridiculous amounts of porn and trying to finish your poetry book.

01. Immune - “Slightly upon my arm”
02. Boxhead Ensemble - “New York Seven”
03. Planning For Burial - “Where You Rest Your Head At Night”
04. The Afghan Whigs - “The Slide Song”
05. Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti - “The List (My Favorite Song)”
06. The Dead C - “Your Hand”
07. Sun City Girls - “Dead Chick in the River”
08. Mark McGuire - “Seeing Venus (Behind the Moon)”
09. Lee Bannon - “pattern demo 29”
10. The Beach Boys - “Disney Girls (1957)”

Option #2: Pre-order the new Yeezy shoes, buy your Nana’s Cadillac, and pimp it out with hydraulics and dope speakers, move to L.A. and start picking up some fine PYTs on Sunset Blvd. with these beats to boost your life confidence.

01. Vince Staples - “102”
02. MC Eiht - “All For the Money”
03. DJ Quik & Kurupt - “The Appeal”
04. Switch - “I Call Your Name”
05. Mos Def - “Casa Bey”
06. Project Polaroid - “Talk To The Romans”
07. Flying Lotus - “Camel”
08. Dom Kennedy - “Erica Part 2”
09. DJ Paypal - “The Ride (I’m Faded)”
10. Earl Sweatshirt - “Molasses”

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