I have a bad habit of falling in love with nerds.

I feel the same way every day. This is my soundtrack, and hopefully it'll fit your life too

01.Weird Al Yankovic - "White and Nerdy" (White and Nerdy)

02. The Beatles - "You've Got To Hide Your Love Away" (Help!)

03. Belle and Sebastian - "I'm a Cuckoo" (Dear Catatrophe Waitress)

04. The Magnetic Fields - "The Luckiest Guy On The Lower East Side" (69 Love Songs)

05. Nerf Herder - "Mr. Spock" (American Cheese)

06. The Blow - "Parenthese" (Paper Television)

07. The Buzzcocks - "Ever Fall In Love With Someone You Shouldn't Have Fallen In Love With?" (The Buzzcocks)

08. Weezer - "My Best Friend" (Make Believe)

09. Oingo Boingo - "Weird Science" (Weird Science)

songs for having an orgasm in art class

01. The Dandy Warhols- "Bohemian Like You" (13 Tales of Urban Bohemia)
02. Death From Above 1979- "Romantic Rights" (You're a Woman, I'm a Machine)
03. Belle & Sebastian- "Dress Up in You" (The Life Pursuit)
04. Final Fantasy- "This Dream of Win & Regine" (Has A Good Home)
05. Ani DiFranco- "Both Hands" (Ani DiFranco)
06. Feist- "Leisure Suite" (Let it Die)
07. Al Green- "Let's Stay Together" (Pulp Fiction Soundtrack)
08. Bitch and Animal- "Passports" (Eternally Hard)
09. Phoenix- "Honeymoon" (United)
10. Stars- "Heart" (Heart)
11. Rilo Kiley- "With Arms Outstreached" (The Execution of All Things)
12. Broken Social Scene- "Pitter Patter Goes my Heart" (You Forgot it in People)

a girl i met on the internet tricked me into thinking she wasn’t the music snob that she obviously i

Note from Shaw: This should imbue you some cred without outsnobbing her

01. Gastr del Sol - "Black Horse" (Camoufleur)
02. The Books - "The Lemon of Pink" (The Lemon of Pink)
03. The Books - "The Lemon of Pink, Pt. II" (The Lemon of Pink)
04. Thee Silver Mount Zion Memorial Orchestra - "Hang on to Each Other" (Horses in the Sky)
05. Jackie O Motherfucker - "Go Down Hannah" (Fig. 5)
06. Slint - "Nosferatu Man" (Spiderland)
07. Tom Waits - "The Earth Died Screaming" (Bone Machine)
08. The Pixies - "Tame" (Doolittle)
09. Clinic - "The Return of Evil Bill" (Internal Wrangler)
10. Deerhoof - "Twin Killers" (The Runners Four)
11. Can - "Vitamin C" (Ege Bamyasi)
12. The Fall - "Dktr. Faustus" (Bend Sinister)
13. Scott Walker - "The Cockfighter" (Tilt)

time signatures that are not 4/4, 3/4, or 6/8. hooray for offbeat dancing!

01. Broken Social Scene - "7/4 (Shoreline)" (Broken Social Scene)
02. Soundgarden - "My Wave" (Superunknown)
03. Peter Gabriel - "Solsbury Hill" (Shaking the Tree)
04. The Dismemberment Plan - "Gyroscope" (Emergency & I)
05. Death Cab for Cutie - "Fake Frowns" (Something About Airplanes)
06. Radiohead - "Everything in Its Right Place" (Kid A)
07. Sting - "Seven Days" (Ten Summoner's Tales)
08. The Dave Brubeck Quartet - "Take Five" (Ken Burns Jazz)
09. Pink Floyd - "Money" (Dark Side of the Moon)
10. Pearl Jam - "Last Exit" (Vitalogy)
11. Soundgarden - "The Day I Tried to Live" (Superunknown)
12. Radiohead - "Morning Bell" (Kid A)
13. Sufjan Stevens - "Detroit, Lift Up Your Weary Head" (Greetings from Michigan!)
14. Soundgarden - "Spoonman" (Superunknown)
15. The Dismemberment Plan - "Spider in the Snow" (Emergency & I)
16. They Might Be Giants - "Hello Radio" (Then: The Early Years)

Songs that will allow me and five of my best girlfriends to travel to a weekend getaway in massive s

Note from Ad: This may look like a mish-mash with no theme, however when i hear these songs i can picture myself driving and showing up somewhere to have a massively good time. Also these tunes have a fairly stylish composition... in my mind anyways!
01. Band of Horses - "The Great Salt Lake" (Everything all the Time)
02. Snow Patrol - "How to be Dead" (Final Straw)
03. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - "Let the Cool Goddess Rust Away" (CYHSY)
04. Interpol - "Obstacle 1" (Turn on the Bright Lights)
05. Young & Sexy - "Conventional Lullabies" (Panic When You Find It)
06. Common ft. John Mayer - "Go" (Be)
07. Bedouin Soundclash - "When the Night Feels my Song" (Sounding a Mosaic)
08. Feist - "Mushaboom" (Let it Die) *i just had to include this... just had to*
09. Stars - "Ageless Beauty" (Set Yourself on Fire)
10. Bella - "Crystal Tears" (Pretty Mess)
11. Wolf Parade - "I'll Believe in Anything" (Apologies to the Queen Mary)
12. Minus the Bear - "Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse" (Highly Refined Pirates)
13. Ted Leo & the Pharmacists - "Little Dawn" (Shake the Sheets)
14. Golden Dogs - "Yeah!" (Everything in 3 Parts)

songs to alleviate my bruised self esteem after having to grovel and kiss ass to a very brash, crass

Note from cm: Here are songs to boost you up, blow off steam and soothe the soul.

01. The Dirtbombs - "Underdog" (Ultraglide In Black)
02. Black Flag - "Rise Above" (Damaged)
03. PJ Harvey - "50ft Queenie" (Rid Of Me)
04. David Bowie - "Heroes" (Heroes)
05. Stone Roses - "I Am The Resurection" (Stone Roses)
06. Kenickie - "Classy" (At The Club)
07. Jonathan Richman - "Dignified And Old" (23 Great Recordings)
08. Velvet Underground - "I'm Set Free" (Live At Max's Kansas City)
09. The Band - "The Weight" (Music From Big Pink)
10. Avenue Q Cast - "For Now" (Avenue Q Original Cast Recording)

songs to search for colleges to

01. Silver Jews - "Slow Education" (Bright Flight)
02. Ben Folds Five - "Army" (The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Mesner)
03. Maritime - "We Don't Think, We Know" (We, the Vehicles)
04. Nirvana - "School" (Bleach)
05. Built to Spill - "The Plan" (Keep it Like a Secret)
06. Mountain Goats - "Old College Try" (Tallahassee)
07. Destroyer - "Students Carve Hearts out of Coal" (This Night)
08. Pink Floyd - "Another Brick in the Wall, pt. 2" (The Wall)
09. Black Sabbath - "Into the Void" (Master of Reality)
10. Mr. Bungle - "Everyone I Went to High School With is Dead" (Disco Volante)
11. Esthero - "We R In Need Of A Musical ReVoLuTIoN" (Wikked Lil' Grrrls)
12. Prefuse 73 - "Five Minutes Away" (Vocal Studies & Uprock Narratives)
13. Kanye West - "School Spirit" (The College Dropout)
14. The Fall - "Spoilt Victorian Child" (This Nation's Saving Grace)
15. Faith No More - "King for a Day" (King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime)
16. Silver Jews - "Advice to the Graduate" (Starlite Walker)

Songs to listen to during holiday dinners with the family and you are stuck across from Aunt Joan ag

01. Cat Stevens - "If I Laugh" (Teaser and the Firecat)
02. Nico - "These Days" (Chelsea Girl)
03. Billy Bragg & Wilco - "Ingrid Bergman" (Mermaid Avenue)
04. Van Morrison - "Crazy Love" (Moondance)
05. Rufus Wainwright - "Poses" (Poses)
06. Feist - "When I Was a Young Girl" (Let It Die)
07. Matt Costa - "Cold December" (Songs We Sing)
08. Antony and The Johnsons - "Deeper Than Love" (Antony and The Johnsons)
09. Cardigans - "Celia Inside" (Life)
10. Kings Of Convenience - "I Don't Know What I can Save You" (Quiet Is The New Loud)
11. Jenny Lewis and The Watson Twins - "Melt Your Heart" (Rabbit Furcoat)
12. Laura Veirs - "Spelunking" (Year Of Meteors)
13. Badly Drawn Boy - "River Sea Ocean" (About A Boy Soundtrack)
14. Devendra Banhart - "At The Hop" (Nino Rojo)
15. Squeeze - "Tempted" (Tempted/Black Coffee In Bed)

I can’t fucking stand working for you. You’re a complete idiot and a total micromanaging asshole wit

01. Poe - "Trigger Happy Jack" (Hello)
02. Butterfingers - "I Love Work" (Breakfast at Fatboy's)
03. Breeders - "I Just Wanna Get Along" (Last Splash)
04. Alanis Morissette - "Right Through You" (Jagged Little Pill)
05. Scissor Sisters - "I Can't Decide" (Ta-Dah)
06. Hill of Beans - "Satan, Lend Me a Dollar" ("Weeds" soundtrack)
07. Queen - "Flick of the Wrist" (Sheer Heart Attack)
08. Hip Heavy Lip - "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" (various Christmas compilations)
07. G. Love - "The Hustle" (The Hustle)

songs about how you probably shouldn’t trust me because I’m using you for sex

Note from capreezio malloy: mostly songs that are simply about objectification, but here and there is an untrustworthiness jam.

01. Dr. Dre - "Fuck You" (2001)
02. Toadies - "Little Sin" (Hell Below, Stars Above)
03. Spank Rock - "Backyard Betty" (YoYoYoYoYo)
04. Andre 3000 - "Spread" (The Love Below)
05. System of a Down - "Bounce" (Toxicity)
06. Beastie Boys - "Girls" (Licensed To Ill)
07. Cake - "Hem Of Your Garment" (Prolonging the Magic)
08. Tenacious D - "Double Team" (Tenacious D)
09. Tool - "Sober" (Undertow)
10. Beck - "Debra" (Midnite Vultures)

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