I just met you last weekend, and I now want to spend the rest of my weekends with you, forever!

01. Clarence Carter - "Slip Away" (The Best of Clarence Carter)
02. Bright Eyes - "Make a Plan to Love Me" (Cassadaga)
03. William Elliot Whitmore - "When Push Comes to Love" (Ashes to Dust)
04. Jack's Mannequin - "Meet Me At My Window" (Sound of Superman)
05. Lauryn Hill - "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" (The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill)
06. Under the Influence of Giants - "Golden"
07. Until June - "This City" (Until June)
08. Jimmy Eat World - "Futures" (Futures)
09. Ha Ha Tonka - "Falling In" (Buckle in the Bible Belt)
10. Jim Sturgess - "I've Just Seen A Face" (Across the Universe Soundtrack)
11. Cut Copy - "Feel the Love" (In Ghost Colours)
12. NOFX - "I Want You to Want Me"

Songs to watch porn to, because you don’t like the fake sex noises they make.

Okay, I could only think of rap tracks to watch porn to. And the mixtape is not that long, cause everybody knows that people stop jerkin off in the first 7 minutes

01. Atmosphere - "Shoulda Known" (When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold)
02. Camp Lo - "Coolie High" (Uptown Saturday Night)
03. MF DOOM - "Hoe Cakes" (MM...Food)
04. Masta Ace - "I Like Dat" (Disposable Arts)
05. Sage Francis - "Smoke And Mirrors" (Personal Journals)
06. Cannibal Ox - "A B-Boys Alpha" (The Cold Vein)
07. Mickey Avalon - "Jane Fonda" (Mickey Avalon)
08. Why? - "Good Friday" (Alopecia)
09. Big Daddy Kane - "Smooth Operator" (It's a Big Daddy Thing)

Songs to slow-dance to in an empty parking lot

You meet me when I get off work at Wal-Mart. I'll bring you some purple stuff and turn up the stereo on the trans-am. Wear those ruby red shoes I like and I'll let you wear my lanyard. Deal?

01. Ryan Adams - "La Cienga Just Smiled" (Gold)
02. Peter Gabriel - "In Your Eyes" (So)
03. Massive Attack - "Protection" (Protection)
04. Jets to Brazil - "Sweet Avenue" (Orange Rhyming Dictionary)
05. The Twilight Singers - "The Killer" (Blackberry Belle)
06. The Hold Steady - "Citrus" (Boys and Girls in America)
07. Joe Strummer - "Burnin' Streets" (Streetcore)
08. Elvis Costello - "Alison" (My Aim is True)
09. Bruce Springsteen - "I'm on Fire" (Born in the USA)
10. Al Green - "Belle" (The Belle Album)
11. Jets to Brazil - "Sweet Avenue" (Orange Rhyming Dictionary)

Songs for surviving that time of the month. Maybe music that makes it tolerable and keeps you from f

These be songs you can freak with and take the edge off of your hormonal rage/despair

01. Adam Green - "Hard To Be A Girl" (Friends of Mine)
02. Fiona Apple - "Fast As You Can" (When The Pawn...)
03. Violent Femmes - "Kiss Off" (Violent Femmes)
04. Tom Waits - "Hoist That Rag" (Real Gone)
05. Alanis Morissette - "All I Really Want" (Jagged Little Pill)
06. Gogol Bordello - "Let's Get Radical" (Multi Contra Kulti)
07. Elliott Smith - "Miss Misery" (Good Will Hunting OST)
08. Morrissey - "Glamorous Glue" (Your Arsenal)
09. Feist - "The Park" (The Reminder)
10. Belle and Sebastian - "Dress Up In You (The Life Pursuit)
11. Beastie Boys "Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun" (Paul's Boutique)
12. White Stripes - "Girl You Have No Faith In Medicine" (Elephant)
13. Ugly Casanova - "Barnacles" (Sharpen Your Teeth)
14. The National - "It Never Happened" (Sad Songs For Dirty Lovers)
15. Broken Social Scene - "It's All Gonna Break" (Broken Social Scene)

Songs to drunkenly ride my bike to while the cops are chasing me

I hope you ride a Schwinn -- it's on bitch

01. Broken Social Scene - "Almost Crimes" (You Forgot It In People)
02. The Shins - "Australia" (Wincing The Night Away)
03. Neutral Milk Hotel - "Song Against Sex" (On Avery Island)
04. Spoon - "The Underdog" (Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga)
05. Gary Glitter - "Do You Want To Touch Me (Oh Yeah!)" (Touch Me)
06. Radiohead - "Bodysnatchers" (In Rainbows)
07. The Olivia Tremor Control - "Jumping Fences" (Dusk At Cubist Castle)
08. Klaxons - "Magick" (Myths Of The Near Future)
09. Pavement - "5-4=Unity" (Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain)
10. The Strokes - "You Only Live Once" (First Impressions Of Earth)
11. New Order - "Ceremony" (Singles 2005)
12. Modest Mouse - "Invisible" (We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank)
13. The Decemberists - "The Bagman's Gambit" (Picaresque)

My girlfriend’s into noise music. How the hell can I make her a romantic mixtape?

This is a hard one, Dave. I based this one on the more intense side of romance But what is love without some sort of (non-physical) violence?

01. Shellac - "Prayer To God" (1000 Hurts)
02. Beelzebub Youth - "Christian Lovers" (Music From Hell)
03 James Chance & The Contortions - "Flip Your Face" (No New York)
04. Big Black - "L Dopa" (Songs About Fucking)
05. Daniel Johnston - "Grievances" (Songs Of Pain)
06. Brian Eno - "Here Come The Warm Jets" (Here Come The Warm Jets)
07. Gang Of Four - "Damaged Goods" (Entertainment!)
08. Can - "Mary, Mary So Contrary" (Monster Movie)
09. CocoRosie - "Candyland" (La Maison De Mon Reve)
10. Sonic Youth - "Shadow Of A Doubt" (EVOL)

Compiled by: jenniferanne

I once made half a romantic noise mixtape which was never finished because I was really slow about getting it together and he broke up with me a quarter of the way into the B side. It gives me great joy to imagine this tape reaching it's intended recipient!

01. Axolotl - "There are Sometimes Miracles" (Way Blank)
02. Shit and Shine - "Küss mich, meine Liebe" (Küss mich, meine Liebe)
03. Daniel Menche - "Caressing the Scream" (Screaming Caress)
04. Skullflower - "Void of Roses" (Tribulation)
05. Mutators - "Forever" (Breath of You Came Through)
06. Aerosol Constellations - "Never in a Dream" (The Great Great Seagull Flats)
07. Vibracathedral Orchestra - "Hypnotism in Your Hips" (Dabbling With Gravity and Who You Are)
08. Prurient - "Our Two Bodies" (Love and Romance)
09. Yellow Swans - "High on the Mountain of Love" (Bring the Neon War Home)

Make me a five-song introduction to the music scene in your city. If I wanted to start going to show

Compiled by: Gillybird86

As much as I love Mason Jennings, I tried to stay away from the more widely popular bands/artists. Though these bands/artists come from more areas of Minnesota than just Minneapolis and St Paul, that is where I'd say the "music scene is" and where most of them play. All of these bands can be discovered on MySpace. And all of them, except Meredith Fierke, can be found on iTunes. Meredith has one album out, but has only just recently released it.

01. Cloud Cult - "Bobby's Spacesuit" (Advice From The Happy Hippo)
02. Skittish - "Phantom's Toast (Tragedy Of The Commons)
03. Meredith Fierke - "Train's Song" (The Procession)
04. The Plagiarists -"Lonely Love" (Literal Scene)
05. Roma di Luna - "Plenty" (Find Your Way Home)


Compiled by: makemeone

Welcome to Montreal.

01. Wolf Parade - "Grounds for Divorce" (Apologies to the Queen Mary)
02. Arcade Fire - "Black Mirror" (Neon Bible)
03. Islands - "Rough Gem" (Return to the Sea)
04. Stars - "Your Ex-Lover is Dead" (Set Yourself on Fire)
05. Handsome Furs - "Handsome Furs Hate This City" (Plague Park)


Compiled by: Enginedriver

It's hard to make a mix tape for a place like Athens, GA without including R.E.M., Elephant 6, The B-52's, or any of the other big names, but the hardest part about this is trying to remove my bias and include bands that me or my friends are not affiliated with. But that is what makes Athens great; most people (minus the fraternities) are making music here, and a lot of it is good. If you ever come to this mecca eat at Weaver D's and then walk around downtown, you'll hear something you like

01. Cinemechanica - "Brain Tarp" (Martial Arts)
02. Dark Meat- "Angle of Meth" (Universal Indians)
03. Allison Weiss- "The End" (Allison Weiss & the Way She Likes It)
04. Ham 1- "I Wave Back" (The Underground Stream)
05. Iron Hero- "We Should Run While We Have the Chance" (Safe as Houses)

Songs that Reference Cigarettes

Because smoking a jay is unacceptable, fags do the trick.

01. Ben Lee - "Cigarettes Will Kill You" (Breathing Tornados)
02. The Doors - "Soul Kitchen" (In Concert)
03. Patsy Cline - "Three cigarettes in an ashtray" (Crazy Dreams Disc 1)
04. Sublime - "What I Got" (Gold:Remastered)
06. The Jam - "Eton Rifles" (Setting Sons)
07. Elliot Smith - "Condor Ave" (Roman Candle)
08. Oasis - "Cigarettes and Alcohol" (Definitely Maybe)
09. Brownsville Station - "Smokin' in the Boy's Room" (Yeah)

Complied by: MotherSuperior

01. Arctic Monkeys - "Cigarette Smoke" (?)

02. Alanis Morissette - "Hand in My Pocket" (Jagged Little Pill)

03. Oasis - "Cigarettes and Alcohol" (Definitely Maybe)

04. The Beatles - "I'm So Tired" (White Album)

05. Sublime - "What I Got" (Sublime)

06. Bob Dylan - "Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again" (Blonde on Blonde)

07. David Bowie - "Rock n' Roll Suicide" (The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars)

08. Le Tigre - "This Island" (This Island)

09. Matt Costa - "Cigarette Eyes" (Unfamiliar Faces)

10. Dirty Pretty Things - "If You Love a Woman" (Waterloo to Anywhere)

11. Action Action - "Let's Never Go To Sleep" (Don't Cut Your Fabrics to This Year's Fashions)

The songs no one listens to on albums that everyone knows.

01. The Beatles - "Here Comes the Sun" (Abbey Road)

02. Daft Punk - "Face to Face" (Discovery)

03. David Bowie - "Life on Mars" (Best of Bowie)

04. Muse - "Invincible" (Black Holes and Revalations)

05. Boston - "Cool The Engines" (Boston: Greatest Hits)

06. Pink Floyd - "Us and Them" (Dark Side of the Moon)

07. Barenaked Ladies - "Aluminum" (Everything to Everyone)

08. Green Day - "Redundant" (Nimrod)

09. Bon Jovi - "Let it Rock" (Slippery When Wet)

There’s something repulsive about alphabet soup.

01. Yellowcard - "A.W.O.L." (One For the Kids)

02. Animal Collective - "Bees" (Feels)

03. Letters to Cleo - "I See" (Aurora Gory Alice)

04. Nicotine - "L.S.D." (Pleeeeeeez! Who Are You?)

05. Lil' Wayne - "F*** You" (500 Degreez)

06. Joe Jackson - "Jamie G." (Laughter & Lust)

07. Tool - "H." (Aenima)

08. Kidneythieves - "K" (Trickster)

09. The Cure - "M" (Seventeen Seconds)

10. Cream – "NSU" (Live Cream)

11. Mothers of Invention - "WPLJ" (Burnt Weeny Sandwich)

12. Cartel - "Q" (Chroma)

13. Faith No More - "RV" (Angel Dust)

14. Blue Oyster Cult - "E.T.I. (Extra Terrestrial Intelligence)" (Agents of Fortune)

15. Coldplay - "X&Y" (X&Y)

16. Mindless Self Indulgence - "Z" (Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy)

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