I’m going to the Arcimboldo exhibit.

Songs To Accompany Winter Walks

Meandering walks to nowhere, that is.

01. The xx - “Intro” (XX)
02. Sigur Rós - “Untitled 4” (())
03. iTAL tEK - “Restless Tundra (feat. Anneka)” (Midnight Colour)
04. Four Tet - “Circling” (There is Love in You)
05. How to Dress Well - “Ready for the World” (Love Remains)
06. Mount Kimbie - “Ruby” (Crooks and Lovers)
07. Ladytron - “Beauty*2” (Witching Hour)
08. The Knife - “Marble House” (Silent Shout)
09. Broken Social Scene - “Far Out” (Lo-Fi for the Dividing Nights)

Kyootest Indie Songs Having To Do With Love

01. Devendra Banhart - “Lover” (Smokey Rolls Down Thunder Canyon)
02. The Gerbils - “Sunshine Soul” (Are You Sleepy)
03. Dressy Bessy - “If You Should Try To Kiss Her” (Pink Hearts, Yellow Moons)
04. The Essex Green - “Julia” (The Long Goodbye)
05. Gorky’s Zygotic Mynci - “Patio Song” (Barafundle)
06. Pavement - “I Love Perth” (Pacific Trim EP)
07. The Apples in Stereo - “She’s Just Like Me/Taking Time” (Fun Trick Noisemaker)
08. of Montreal - “A Dreamy Day of Daydreaming of You” (Coquelicot Asleep In The Poppies)
09. Eels - “In My Dreams” (Hombre Lobo)
10. Wilco - “I’m Always in Love” (Summerteeth)
11. Beulah - “If We Can Land A Man On The Moon, Surely I Can Win Your Heart” (When Your Heartstrings Break)

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Okay, we’re over. Can we still have sex, though?

01. Dom - “Living in America” (Sun Bronzed Greek Gods)
02. Beck - “Elevator Music” (The Information)
03. Eagles of Death Metal - “Keep Your Head Up” (Death By Sexy)
04. Can - “Halleluhwah” (Tago Mago)
05. Deerhoof - “Believe E.S.P.” (Friend Opportunity)
06. Radiohead - “Nude” (In Rainbows)
07. Placebo - “Post Blue” (Meds)
08. Frightened Rabbit - “The Twist” (Midnight Organ Fight)
09. Girls - “Substance” (Broken Dreams Club)
10. Best Coast - “When I’m With You” (Crazy for You)

I just agreed to drive home for Christmas with my roommate who I hate. I can’t stand her after 5 minutes; let’s see what happens after 13 hours.

01. Fuck Buttons - “Oylmpians”
02. Philip Glass - “Opening”
03. Broken Social Scene - “Pacific Theme”
04. The Avalanches - “Frontier Psychiatrist”
05. The Arcade Fire - “(Antichrist Television Blues)”
06. Panda Bear - “Good Girl / Carrots”
07. Animal Collective - “Banshee Beat”
08. The Microphones - “Where Lies My Tarp?”
09. Modest Mouse - “Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset”
10. Wolf Parade - “I’ll Believe in Anything”
11. David Bowie - “Oh! You Pretty Thing”

Songs for someone who keeps hearing about Chillwave but hasn’t actually heard anything beyond Panda Bear or Ariel Pink

By all means obvious, but this should get you started. The problem with chillwave is that it’s an ill-defined term that’s been thrown around a lot over the last few years. Party on.

01. Small Black - “Bad Lover” (Small Black EP)
02. Ducktails - “Mirror Image” (Mirror Image)
03. Washed Out - “New Theory” (Life Of Leisure)
04. Neon Indian - “Should Have Taken Acid With You” (Psychic Chasms)
05. Blackbird Blackbird - “Hawaii” (Summer Heart)
06. Lotus Plaza - “Sunday Night” (The Floodlight Collective)
07. Memoryhouse - “To The Lighthouse” (The Years)
08. Blind Man’s Colour - “Heavy Cloud Hustle” (Season Dreaming)
09. Toro Y Moi - “Leave Everywhere” (Leave Everywhere)

All I want to do is smoke a blunt, listen to dubstep, and have sex with you

SMOKING SONGS:
01. Flux Pavilion - “Excuse Me”
02. Rusko - “Red Eye”
03. Big BEAR - “Jacked Up”
04. Soft Wasp vs. Hostile Hams - “Sunshine In Dub”
05. Brown and Gammon - “Ganja Smuggling”

SEXING SONGS:
06. Mr. Floyd - “The S.S.”
07. Justbeatz AKA The Headbangers - “Till You Die”
08. Peaches - “Fuck The Pain Away (Mr. Floyd Remix)”
09. Dextron - “Suck My Wobble”
10. Blast - “Pornstep (Bong VIP)”
11. Borgore - “Ice Cream (Instrumental Mix)”

Jazz that doesn’t sound like the theme song to Everybody Loves Raymond

Not even scratching the surface here, there’s a hell of a lot of jazz you could get into.

01. Miles Davis - “Rated X” (Get Up With It)
02. The Lounge Lizards - “Do The Wrong Thing” (The Lounge Lizards)
03. Tom Waits - “Midtown” (Rain Dogs) (not a jazz album, obviously, but great linking track)
04. John Zorn - “Rejoicing” (Spy Vs Spy : The Music Of Ornette Coleman)
05. Ornette Coleman - “Lonely Woman” (The Shape of Jazz To Come)
06. Charles Mingus - “Freedom” (Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus)
07. Derek Bailey - “Stella by Starlight” (Ballads)
08. Nina Simone - “Another Spring” (Nina Simone and Piano)
09. Bohren and Der Club of Gore - “Crimson Ways” (Black Earth)
10. Jimmy Scott - “Sycamore Trees” (Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me OST)
11. Anthony Braxton - “Naima” (Naima)
12. Billie Holiday - “He’s Funny That Way” (The Lady Sings)

Songs for someone obsessed with Animal Collective who wants to feed his/her obsession without actually listening to AnCo, P-Bear, or Avey

01. Rene Hell - “C.G. Mask” (Porcelain Opera)
02. Pop Winds - “Owl Eyes” (The Turquoise)
03. Akron/Family - “Meek Warrior” (Meek Warrior)
04. Braids - “She Brave Soul” (Set Pieces)
05. Juana Molina - “Vive Solo” (Un Dia)
06. City Center - “Bleed Blood” (City Center)
07. Atlas Sound - “Criminals” (Logos)
08. Liars - “Hold You, Drum” (Drum’s Not Dead)
09. Blue Hawaii - “Cect” (Blue Hawaii/Braids split)
10. High Places - “Gold Coin” (High Places)
11. Tonstartssbandht - “Andy Summers” (An When)
12. Gang Gang Dance - “Afoot” (Saint Dymphna)
13. Grimes - “Zoal, Face Dancer” (Geidi Primes)
14. No Age - “Things I Did When I Was Dead” (Nouns)
15. Volcano Choir - “And Gather” (Unmap)
16. Koen Holtkamp - “Night Swimmer” (Field Rituals)
17. Julian Lynch - “Winterer One” (Orange You Glad)
18. Es - “Ennen oli huonommin” (Kesämaan lapset)

Stop being passive-aggressive and just fucking hit me as hard as you can

Short, but not sweet.

01. Peaches feat. Iggy Pop - “Kick It” (FatherFucker)
02. Smashing Pumpkins - “Fuck You (An Ode To No One)” (Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness)
03. Sonic Youth - “Pipeline/Kill Time” (Sister)
04. The Ramones - “Chainsaw” (Ramones)
05. The Misfits - “Helena” (Famous Adult Cam Monsters)
06. The Meat Puppets - “Evil Love” (Too High To Die)

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