Jammin to the Classics

01. Led Zeppelin - “Black Dog” (Led Zeppelin IV)
02. Journey - “Wheel in the Sky” (Infinity)
03. Steve Miller Band - “The Joker” (The Joker)
04. Creedence Clearwater Revival - “Have You Ever Seen the Rain?” (Pendulum)
05. Derek & The Dominos - “Layla” (Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs)
06. ZZ Top - “La Grange” (Tres Hombres)
07. Steely Dan - “Reelin’ In The Years” (Can’t Buy a Thrill)
08. Argent - “Hold Your Head Up” (All Together Now)
09. Steppenwolf - “Magic Carpet Ride” (The Second)
10. Focus - “Hocus Pocus” (Focus II)
11. Stevie Wonder - “Superstition” (Talking Book)
12. The Doors - “Break On Through (To the Other Side)” (The Doors)
13. Electric Light Orchestra - “Evil Woman” (Face the Music)
14. Bachman-Turner Overdrive - “Let It Ride” (Bachman-Turner Overdrive II)
15. Boston - “Let Me Take You Home Tonight” (Boston)
16. Jefferson Airplane - “Volunteers” (Volunteers)
17. Lynyrd Skynyrd - “Tuesday’s Gone” (pronounced ‘lĕh-‘nérd ‘skin-‘nérd)
18. Stealers Wheel - “Stuck In The Middle With You” (Stealers Wheel)
19. Norman Greenbaum - “Spirit In The Sky” (Spirit in the Sky)
20. Peter Frampton - “Baby, I Love Your Way” (Frampton)
21. Queen - “Fat Bottomed Girls” (Jazz)
22. Rush - “Limelight” (Moving Pictures)
23. Ted Nugent - “Stranglehold” (Ted Nugent)
24. The Who - “Baba O’Riley” (Who’s Next)
25. Grand Funk Railroad - “We’re An American Band” (We’re An American Band)
26. Yes - “Roundabout” (Fragile)
27. Heart - “Crazy on You” (Dreamboat Annie)

why oh why can’t I hold my liquor anymore?!

We’ll be middle aged children, but so what?

01. Guided By Voices - “Pendulum” (Same Place The Fly Got Smashed)
02. The Replacements - “Swinging Party” (Tim)
03. Beck - “Crystal Clear (Beer)” (Stereopatheticsoulmanure)
04. Guided By Voices - “Drinker’s Peace” (Same Place The Fly Got Smashed)
05. Frank Black - “Headache” (Teenager Of The Year)
06. Aqueduct - “Growing Up With GNR” ( I Sold Gold)
07. Dead Kennedys - “Too Drunk To Fuck” (Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death)
08. The Specials - “Friday Night, Saturday Morning” (Singles Collection)

The Songs Every Interesting Person Should Know

Step 1: Know these songs. Step 2: Have stories to go along with them.

01. Scott Walker - “Jackie” (Scott 2)
02. Antena - “Camino Del Sol” (Camino Del Sol)
03. Iceberg Slim - “Broadway Sam” (Reflections)
04. Manuel Gottsching - “Quiet Nervousness” (E2-E4)
05. Coil - “Triple Sons and the Ones You Bury” (… And the Ambulance Died In His Arms)
06. Flipper - “Sex Bomb” (Album Generic Flipper)
07. Lou Reed - “Perfect Day” (Transformer)
08. Soft Cell - “Tainted Love” (Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret)
09. Memphis - “I’ll Do Whatever You Want” (A Little Place In the Wilderness)
11. Angels of Light - “Not Here / Not Now” (We Are Him)
12. Subeena - “Picture” (Picture/Spectrum)


01. Loreena McKennit - “Incantation” (An Ancient Muse)
02. David Arkenstone - “Behind Walls of Stone” (The Celtic Book of Days)
03. Vas - “Inamorata” (In the Garden of Souls)
04. nR Element - “Adesso e Fortuna: Records of Lodoss War” (Miscommunication)
05. Britney Spears - “Lace and Leather” (Circus)
06. Dar Williams - “You Rise and Meet the Day” (My Better Self)
07. Cusco - “Eros and Psyche” (Inner Journeys: Myth and Legends)
08. Natasha Bedingfield - “Pocketful of Sunshine” (Pocketful of Sunshine)
09. Sonata Arctica - “The Cage/Vodka” (For the Sake of Revenge)
10. Ludo - “The Horror of Our Love” (You’re Awful, I Love You)
11. Nightwish - “She Is My Sin” (Wishmaster)
12. Boys Like Girls - “Learning to Fall” (Boys Like Girls)
13. Elán - “Slave to Love” (Bryan Ferry Cover)
14. Love/Hate - “Slave Girl” (Blackout in the Red Room)

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck everything in the world

Fuck the world, man. Bullshit don’t matter anyways. A mix with a combination of genres and artists, pumped full of anger and sarcasm. I also tried to avoid the obvious…somewhat.

01. Mindless Self Indulgence - “Stupid MF” (You’ll Rebel to Anything)
02. My Chemical Romance - “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” (Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge)
03. Alexisonfire - “Boiled Frogs” (Crisis)
04. Dir En Grey - “CLEVER SLEAZOID” (Marrow of a Bone)
05. Bo Burnham - “Words, Words, Words” (Words, Words, Words)
06. Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows - “If You Think This Song Is About You, It Probably Is” (D.R.U.G.S)
07. Serj Tankian - “The Unthinking Majority” (Elect The Dead)
08. We Are Scientists - “Rules Don’t Stop Me” (Barbara)
09. Chiodos - “Baby, You Wouldn’t Last a Minute on the Creek” (All’s Well that Ends Well)
10. Overkill - “Fuck You” (!!!FUCK YOU!!!)

I’ve had a crush on you for three years, but you don’t know it and now you have a girlfriend and I’m in a relationship but I still want you

01. Martha Wainwright - “Bleeding All Over You” (I Know You’re Married But I’ve Got Feelings Too)
02. Vertical Horizon -“Everything You Want” (Everything you Want)
03. Sweet Thing - “Change of Seasons” (Sweet Thing)
04. Veruca Salt - “One Last Time” (Eight Arms To Hold You)
05. Rilo Kiley - “Does He Love You?” (More Adventurous)
06. Miss Li - “Oh Boy” (Late Night Heartbroken Blues)
07. Florrie - “Give Me Your Love” (Introduction EP)
08. Ida Maria - “Drive Away My Heart” (Fortress ‘round My Heart)
09. Diamond Rings - ” You & Me” (Special Affections)

I would find it easier to remember you are my best friend if you would start wearing a bra

01. My Bloody Valentine – “I Can See It (But I Can’t Feel It)” (Isn’t Anything)
02. Camera Obscura – “Suspended From Class” (Underachievers Please Try Harder)
03. The Smiths – “I Want The One I Can’t Have” (Meat Is Murder)
04. Bruce Springsteen – “You Can Look (But You Better Not Touch)” (The River)
05. Belle & Sebastian – “Your Secrets” (Your Cover’s Blown EP)
06. The Wedding Present – “Take Me!” (Bizarro)
07. The Apples In Stereo – “Benefits Of Lying (With Your Friend)” (Her Wallpaper Reverie)
08. The White Stripes – “The Denial Twist” (Get Behind Me Satan)
09. Elvis Presley - I Forgot To Remember To Forget (The Sun Sessions)


So why can’t I?

01. Primary 1 - “The Blues ft. Nina Persson” (Mess Detective)
02. Smashing Pumpkins - “Thru the Eyes of Ruby” (Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness)
03. Tindersticks - “Yesterday Tommorrows” (The Hungry Saw)
04. Polaris - “Coronado II” (Music from The Adventures of Pete & Pete)
05. Broken Social Scene - “Windusrfing Nation” (Broken Social Scene)
06. Sonic Youth - “Reena” (Rather Ripped)
07. Ratatat - “Party With Children” (LP4)
08. The Breeders - “Cannonball” (Last Splash)
09. Fancy Mike - “Ramachandran #1337 (Satanicpornocultshop’s Bleep Bloop Blorp Refix)” (Sigma Chi Primavera)
10. The Vines - “Ain’t No Room” (Highly Evolved)
11. The Strokes - “Reptilia” (Room on Fire)
12. Dinosaur Jr. - “Puke + Cry” (Green Mind)
13. Doves - “Words” (The Last Broadcast)
14. Peter Adams - “The Observatory” (I Woke With Planets In My Face)
15. T. Rex - “20th Century Boy” (Tanx - Reissue)
16. Dinosaur Pile-Up - “My Rock N Roll” (My Rock N Roll)

I hate my co-workers. Please help me.

You have my sympathy. I know that sucks. What helps me is thinking of that quote “Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle.”

01. Phantom Planet - “Lonely Day” (Guest)
02. Monsters of Folk - “Say Please” (Monsters of Folk)
03. Death Cab for Cutie - “Blacking Out the Friction” (The Photo Album)
04. Komeda - “It’s Alright Baby” (Our Little Corner of the World)
05. B.J. Thomas - “Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head” (Happy Days of the 60s)
06. Jenny Lewis - “Bad Man’s World” (Acid Tongue)
07. The Choir - “Nobody Gets a Smooth Ride” (O How the Mighty Have Fallen)
08. Beck - “End of the Day” (Sea Change)
09. Jaymay - “Blue Skies” (Autumn Fallin’)
10. The Format - “Tune Out” (Interventions and Lullabies)
11. Fiona Apple - “Extraordinary Machine” (Extraordinary Machine)
12. Sondre Lerche - “To Be Surprised” (Dan in Real Life Soundtrack)
13. Turbo Fruits - “Keppin’ On” (Keppin’ On)
14. Dolly Parton - “Working 9 to 5” (9 to 5 Soundtrack)
15. The Beatles - “We Can Work it Out” (1)
16. Gary Jules - “Mad World” (Trading Snake Oil For Wolftickets)
17. Flogging Molly - “Don’t Shut ‘Em Down” (Speed of Darkness)
18. Badly Drawn Boy - “Silent Sigh” (About a Boy)
19. Muckrakers - “Through My Door” (Front of the Parade)
20. Regina Spektor - “Better” (Begin to Hope)

Holy crap, I’m turning 21.

01. Three 6 Mafia - “Sippin’ On Some Syrup” (When The Smoke Clears: Sixty 6, Sixty 1)
02. Ladytron - “Seventeen” (Light & Magic)
03. The Strokes - “Barely Legal” (Is This It)
04. The Ramones - “Somebody Put Something In My Drink” (Animal Boy)
05. DMX - “Party Up (Up In Here)” (…And Then There Was X)
06. AC/DC - “Have A Drink On Me” (Back In Black)
07. Of Montreal - “The Party’s Crashing Us Now” (Sunlandic Twins)

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