Maybe I’m not a walking pride parade, but just cause I’m too emolicious for rainbows doesn’t mean I’

Side A: Let's Just Cuddle
01. broken social scene - "still your fag" (you forgot it in people)
02. pansy division - "cocksucking faggot" (pile up)
03. hidden cameras - "golden streams" (the smell of our own)
04. gravy train!!! - "you made me gay" (hello doctor)
05. tracy & the plastics - "queerion" (muscler's guide to videonics)
06. team dresch - "she's amazing" (personal best)

Side B: Naw, I Wanna Fuck
07. soft pink truth - "homosexual" (do you want new wave …)
08. zeigenbock kopf - "sex with a man" (nocturnal submissions)
09. leftover crack - "gay rude boys unite" (mediocre generica)
10. limp wrist - "i love hardcore boys/ i love boys hardcore" (complete discography)
11. propaghandi - "homophobes are just mad cuz they can't get laid" (where quantity is job 1)

Songs to Lose Your Mind to

I tried to do a mix of ecstatic, creepy, and weird songs.

01. Passion Pit - "Sleepyhead" (Chunk of Change)
02. múm - "Weeping Rock, Rock" (Summer Make Good)
03. Björk - "Pluto" (Homogenic)
04. Avey Tare and Kría Brekkan - "Lay lay off, Faselam" (Pullhair Rubeye)
05. Thom Yorke - "Skip Divided" (The Eraser)
06. The Gravediggaz and Tricky - "Hell is Around The Corner" (The Hell EP)
07. The Pixies - "Where is My Mind?" (Surfer Rosa)
08. Broken Social Scene - "Shampoo Suicide" (Youu Forgot it in People)
09. Aphex Twin - "Analogue Bubblebath" (Analogue Bubblebath)
10. Joanna Newsom - "Yarn and Glue" (Yarn and Glue)
11. Animal Collective - "Peacebone" (Strawberry Jam)
12. Burial - "Forgive" (Burial)

My husband, the one true love of my life, got my life-long best friend pregnant. They’re both leavin

This is my first mix tape. Hope it works okay for you

01. Arcade Fire - "In the Back Seat" (Funeral)
02. Ben Folds Five - "Brick" (Whatever and Ever Amen)
03. The Decemberists - "Grace Cathedral Hill" (Castaways and Cutouts)
04. Beck - "Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime" (Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind Soundtrack)
05. Broken Social Scene - "Lovers Spit" (Bee Hives)
06. Bright Eyes - "We Are Nowhere And It's Now" (I'm Wide Awake It's Morning)
07. Keane - "We Might As Well Be Strangers" (Hopes And Fears)
08. Elliot Smith - "Alameda" (Either/Or)
09. Modest Mouse - "Missed The Boat" (We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank)
10. LCD Soundsystem - "Someone Great" (Sound of Silver)
11. Ryan Adams - "This House Is Not For Sale" (Love Is Hell)
12. The New Pornographers - "The Bleeding Heart Show" (Twin Cinema)
13. Wilco - "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart" (Yankee Hotel Foxtrot)

I keep going to church and thinking I might be the Alpha and Omega.

Dude... I mean, really...

Side A: Alpha
01. Minor Threat – "Filler" (First 2 7"s)
02. Germs – "No God" (M.I.A.)
03. Bad Religion – "The Answer" (Generator)
04. Slayer – "Cult" (Christ Illusion)

Side B:Omega
05. XTC – "Dear God" (Dear God)
06. Rilo Kiley – "The Absence of God" (More Adventurous)
07. Spiritualized – "No God, No Religion" (Ladies and Gentlemen…)
08 John Lennon – "Imagine" (Imagine)

Songs to flee the country to

01. The Decemberists - "The Bagman's Gambit" (Picaresque)
02. Joni Mitchell - "Free Man in Paris" (Court and Spark)
03. Creedence Clearwater Revival - "Run Through the Jungle" (Cosmo's Factory)
04. Robert Earl Keen - "The Road Goes on Forever" (No. 2 LIVE Dinner)
05. Built to Spill - "Car" (There's Nothing Wrong with Love)
06. Peter, Bjorn, and John - "Amsterdam" (Writer's Block")
07. The Velvet Underground - "Oh Sweet Nuthin'" (Loaded)
08. Broken Social Scene - "Looks Just Like the Sun" (You Forgot it in People)
09. R.E.M. - Driver 8 (Fables of the Reconstruction)
10. Jimmy Buffett - "Havaña Daydreamin'" (Havaña Daydreamin')
11. Belle & Sebastian - "Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying" (If You're Feeling Sinister)
12. Bright Eyes - "Another Travelin' Song" (I'm Wide Awake It's Morning)
13. The Polyphonic Spree - "Running Away" (The Fragile Army)

Songs for the first sexless week in co-habitational (and formerly really hot) relationship.

I know so, SO well how that feels.

01. DeVotchKa - "Charlotte Mittnacht (The Fabulous Destiny Of...)" (This is how it ends)
02. Beirut - "Rhineland (Heartland)" (Gulag Orkestar)
03. Marianne Faithfull - "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" (A Perfect Stranger - The Island Anthology CD 1+2 (CD 2/2))
04. Julie Doiron - "The Songwriter" (Julie Doiron/Okkervil River [Split EP])
05. Elbow - "Newborn" (Asleep in the Back)
06. Boards of Canada - "Statue of Liberty" (A Few Old Tunes)
07. Grizzly Bear - "Alligator (choir version)" (Friend EP)
08. Eef Barzelay - "Song For Batya" (Eef Barzelay)
09. Iron & Wine - "Love and Some Verses" (Our Endless Numbered Days)
10. Ane Brun - "Drowning In Those Eyes" (Spending Time With Morgan)
11. Russian Red - "Cigarretes" (I Love Your Glasses)
12. Regina Spektor - "Apres Moi" (Begin to Hope)
13. Stars - "In Our Bedroom After the War" (In Our Bedroom After the War)
14. Willard Grant Conspiracy - "River in the Pines" (Regard the End)
15. Madrugada - "Honey Bee" (Madrugada)
16. Ray Lamontagne - "Empty" (Till The Sun Turns Black)
17. Nick Drake - "Been Smoking Too Long" (Time of No Reply)

But Mr. Barnes, selling out IS possible – before-&-after song pairs to teach the man some caution

I realize it's a little heavy on RHCP, but it's not my fault Anthony Keidis has such a hang-up on Dani.

01. Lesley Gore - "It's My Party" (20th Century Masters - The Millenium Collection: The Best of Lesley Gore)
02. Lesley Gore - "Judy's Turn to Cry" (20th Century Masters - The Millenium Collection: The Best of Lesley Gore)
03. David Bowie - "Space Oddity" (ChangesBowie)
04. David Bowie - "Ashes to Ashes" (Sound + Vision, disc 3 of 4)
05. Peter Schilling - "Major Tom Coming Home" (Major Tom '94)
06. RHCP - "Californication" (Californication)
07. RHCP - "Scar Tissue" (Californication)
08. RHCP - " By the Way" (By the Way)
09. RHCP - "Dani California" (Stadium Arcadium: Jupiter)
10. The Who - "The Kids Are Alright" (Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy)
11. The Offspring - "The Kids Aren't Alright" (Greatest Hits)
12. The Killers - "Leave the Bourbon on the Shelf" (Sawdust)
13. The Killers - "Midnight Show" (Hot Fuss)
14. The Killers - "Jenny Was A Friend of Mine" (Hot Fuss)
15. The Beatles - "Norweigan Wood (This Bird Has Flown)" (Rubber Soul)
16. Yo La Tengo - "Fourth Time Around" (I'm Not There Soundtrack)
17. Rolling Stones - "Street Fighting Man" (Hot Rocks 1964-1971)
18. The Beatles - "Revolution 1" (The Beatles [White Album] Disc 2)

I’m taking a 19-hour coach trip to Munich!

01. The Reign Of Kindo - "Just Wait" (The Reign Of Kindo EP)
02. Prefuse 73 - "Detchibe" (One World Extinguisher)
03. Beirut - "Carousels" (Lon Gisland EP)
04. Saul Williams - "WTF!" (The Inevitable Rise And Liberation Of Niggytardust!)
05. The Notwist - "This Room" (Neon Golden)
06. Mr. Scruff - "So Long" (Keep It Unreal)
07. Busdriver - "Dream Catcher's Mitt" (RoadKillOvercoat)
08. Doveman - "Cities" (The Acrobat)
09. Dosh - "Pink Floyd Cowboy Song" (The Lost Take)
10. Spiritualized - "If I Were With Her Now" (Laser Guided Melodies)
11. Buck 65 - "Drawing Curtains" (Secret House Against the World)
12. Nomo - "One To One" (New Tones)
13. Gastr Del Sol - "Each Dream Is An Example" (Camoufleur)

For the drive-through car wash, when you spend the extra three dollars to get the trippy rainbow soa

This should be a long car wash. Probably with extra trippy soap.

01. The Jimi Hendrix Experience - "Crosstown Traffic" (Electric Ladyland)
02. Animal Collective - "Chores" (Strawberry Jam)
03. Eagles of Death Metal - "Stuck in the Metal" (Peace Love Death Metal)
04. Beck - "Pay No Mind" (Mellow Gold)
05. The Flaming Lips - "Sleeping on the Roof" (The Soft Bulletin)
06. Led Zeppelin - "Down by the Seaside" (Physical Graffiti)

Compiled by: girl6next23door

I think this should do the trick, just start it while you're waiting to go in...

01. Zero 7 - "In The Waiting Line" (Garden State Soundtrack)
02. Eiffel 65 - "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" (Europop)
03. Bloodhound Gang - "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (Hefty Fine)
04. The Offspring - "Why Don't You Get a Job" (Americana)

Secret lives of Swedish Fish and other candy-coated oddities

My opinion? Our candy-intoxicating, Swedish Fish friends are planning a massive hostile take over. They're tired of being stuck between the cheap theater seats of our local cinemas, forced to watch the crappy acting of Matthew McConaughey. They are sick of being squished and morphed on the sidewalks of busy inner-city streets. Hell, I would be too.

But in all seriousness, I imagine that candy life must be pretty sweet. (please ignore the vomit inducing cheesy cliché). So, here are some sweet songs for your sweet tooth

01. Starlight Mints - "Popsickle" (The Dream That Stuff Was Made Of)
02. The Boy Least Likely To - "Warm Panda Cola" (The Best Party Ever)
03. The Unicorns - "Peach Moon" (Three Inches of Blood)
04. Sparklehorse - "Shade and Honey" (Dreamt For Light Years In The Belly Of A Mountain)
05. The Polyphonic Spree - "Light & Day" (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Soundtrack)
06. The Phoenix Foundation - "Sea World" (Pegasus)
07. Architecture in Helsinki - "The Owls Go" (Fingers Crossed)
08. Belle and Sebastian - "We Are The Sleepyheads" (The Life Pursuit)
09. Crosby Stills & Nash - "Sweet Judy Blue Eyes" (Crosby Stills and Nash)
10. The Fiery Furnaces - "Bright Blue Tie" (Gallowsbird's Bark)
11. I'm From Barcelona - "This Boy" (Let Me Introduce My Friends)
12. Islands - "Rough Gem" (Return to the Sea)
13. Neutral Milk Hotel - "Candy Coated Dream" (Unreleased Album)

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