Music To Listen To When Bill Pullman Watches You Masturbate

I think of this as a mix for someone who is initially horrified and disgusted that Bill Pullman is watching them masturbate, but slowly comes to accept -- perhaps even enjoy? -- it.

01. Nirvana - "Intro" (From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah)
02. Merzbow w/Gore Beyond Necropsy - "Pussy Poking Disorder Chaos Anarchy" (Rectal Anarchy)
03. Swans - "Raping a Slave" (Young God)
04. Nurse With Wound - "Gusset Typing" (She and Me Fall Together in Free Death)
05. Ordo Rosarius Equilibrio - "Hear the Sound of a Black Flame Rising" (Apocalips)
06. Coil - "How to Destroy Angels (A Ritual for the Accumulation of Male Sexual Energy)" (Unnatural History)
07. Soft Cell - "Sex Dwarf" (Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret)
08. Sweet Stuff - "Freaky (To You)" (California Soul)
09. Marvin Gaye - "You Sure Love to Ball" (Let's Get it On)

let’s just stay celibate.


01. Rilo Kiley - "Science vs. Romance" (Take Offs and Landings)

02. Sleater Kinney - "Modern Girl" (The Woods)

03.Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "A Date with the Night" (Fever to Tell)

04. Neko Case - "That Teenage Feeling" (Fox Confessor Brings the Flood)

05. The Fiery Furnaces - "Single Again" (Single Again)

06. The Donnas - "All Messed Up" (Spend the Night)

07. Aimee Mann - "One is the Lonliest Number" (Magnolia OST)

08. Amy Millan - "Hard Hearted" (Honey From the Tombs)


01. Badly Drawn Boy - "Something to Talk About" (About a Boy OST)

02. Elvis Costello - "Acciednts Will Happen"

03. Spoon - "Don't Let it Get You Down" (Kill the Moonlight)

04. Franz Ferdinand - "Michael" (Demos)

05. Radiohead - "Creep" (OK, Computer)

06.Gin Blossoms - "Breakfast at Tiffany's " (New Miserable Exerience)

07.Interpol - "Stella was a driver and she's always down" (Turn on the Bright Lights)

08. Elliot Smith - "Say Yes" (Either, Or)

Compiled by: Hannahsaurus Rex
01. Neutral Milk Hotel - "Song Against Sex" (On Avery Island)
02. Adam Green - "We're Not Supposed to be Lovers" (Friends of Mine)
03. Josh Rouse - "Givin' It Up" (Subtitulo)
04. The Magnetic Fields - "I Can't Touch You Anymore" (69 Love Songs Disc 3)
05. The Hidden Cameras - "Music Is My Boyfriend" (Missiauga Goddam)
06. The Ladies and Gentlemen - "Stay" (?)
Bonus: A good reason to..

07. The Unicorns - "The Clap" (Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?)

It’s All Marshmallows And Ponies Until Someone Gets Hurt

I have interpreted this as a request for happy, upbeat songs whose lyrics are actually kind of sad or dark

01. Islands - "Rough Gem" (Return to the Sea)
02. the Pipettes - "Sex" (We Are the Pipettes)
03. Love Is All - "Aging Had Never Been His Friend" (Nine Times That Same Song)
04. the Decemberists - "Sixteen Military Wives" (Picaresque)
05. Arcade Fire - "Rebellion (Lies)" (Funeral)
06. I'm From Barcelona - "Chicken Pox" (Let Me Introduce My Friends)
07. the Postal Service - "We Will Become Silhouettes" (Give Up)
08. Architecture in Helsinki - "Heart It Races" (Places Like This)
09. Belle & Sebastian - "Step Into My Office, Baby" (Dear Catastrophe Waitress)
10. Olivia Tremor Control - "Memories Of Jacquelyn 1906" (Dusk at Cubist Castle)

A tribute to my childhood blanket

A soundtrack that follows the rips and tears and the slow, even stitches of love.

01. Chikita Violentia - "Laydown" (The Stars and Suns Sessions)
02. Badly Drawn Boy - "Easy Love" (One Plus One Is One)
03. Scout Niblett - "Just What I Needed" (Just Do It/Dinosaur Egg)
04. Montag feat. Final Fantasy - "Softness I Forgot Your Name" (Going Places)
05. Big A little a - "Thirteen" (gAame)
06. The Clientele - "Somebody Changed" (God Save the Clientele)
07. The Meligrove Band - "Ages & Stages" (Planets Conspire)
08. Jim Bryson - "Don't Fail Me Now" (Where the Bungalows Roam)
09. Bob Dylan - "Abandoned Love" (Biograph)
10. Minus Story - "Stitch Me Up" (My Ion Truss)
11. Lullaby for the Working Class - "Good Morning" (Blanket Warm)
12. Jonas Bonnetta - "Rejoice" (Farewell to Harmony)

A mix for when you’ve finally found someone on your wavelength

I tried to pick songs that were obvious ("Waves" ...duh) and some not so obvious but that made you feel good while being alone on cloud nine

01. Marion Black - "Who Knows"

02. The Weakerthans - "The Reasons" (Reconstruction Site)

03. The Elected - "Waves" (Me First)

04. This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb - "This Is What I Want." (Front Seat Solidarity)

05. Against Me! - "Tonight We're Gonna Give It 35%" (The Disco Before The Breakdown)

06. The Unicorns - "Let's Get Known" (Who Will Our Hair When We're Gone)

07. Braid - "Milwaukee Sky Rocket" (Frame and Canvas)

08. Belle & Sebastian - "Funny Little Frog" (The Life Pursuit)

09. Okkervil River - "Seas Too Far To Reach" (Down the River of Golden Dreams)

10. Azure Ray - "The Drinks We Drank Last Night" (Hold On Love)

11. Shout Out Louds - "Oh, Sweetheart" (Howl Howl Gaff Gaff)

12. Apples In Stereo - "Where We Meet" (Velocity of Sound)

13. Jets To Brazil - "The Frequency" (Perfecting Loneliness)

14. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Maps" (Fever To Tell)

15. Piebald - "The Stalker" (We Are The Only Friends We Have)

Songs to repel the oncoming robot apocalypse

01. You Say Party We Say Die - "Apocalypse Meow" (Dankswad)

02. The Weakerthanks - "Reconstruction Site" (Reconstruction Site)

03. The White Stripes - "Seven Nation Army" (Elephant)

04. Clinic - "Distortions" (Walking with Thee)

05. Daft Punk - "Technologic" (Human After All)

06. Duchess Says - "Cut Up" (Budgie Laboratories)

07. The Go Team - "the Power is On!" (The Power is On!)

08. New Order - "Krafty" (Best Of)

09. Grand Master Flash - "Don't Push Me 'Cause I'm Close" (?)

10. The Robot Ate Me - "Genocide Ball" (On Vaccation Part2)

I need a fresh start. To run away. To have no history.

01. Neu! - "Fur Immer (Forever)" (Neu! 2)
02. The Go! Team - "Junior Kickstart" (Thunder, Lightning, Strike!)
03. Einsturzende Neubauten - "Ich Gehe Jetzt (I'm Going Now)" (Perpetuum Mobile)
04. Iggy Pop - "The Passenger" (The Idiot)
05. David Bowie - "A New Career in a New Town" (Low)
06. Tom Petty - "Time To Move On" (Wildflowers)
07. The Mountain Goats - "Jenny" (All Hail West Texas)
08. Scott H. Biram - "Lost Case of Being Found" (Graveyard Shift)
09. Maylene & the Sons of Disaster - "The Day Hell Broke Loose at Sicard Hollow" (II)

songs to listen to while i’m at the library to make me feel like i’m not in the library

here are some of my favorite songs to get lost in. even better, they're all songs you can get really into without blasting the volume, so you won't have any librarians breathing down your neck.

01. Various - "Feels Like Rain" (Monsoon Wedding soundtrack)

02. Amy Correia - "Angels Collide" (Carnival Love)

03. Joan Osborne - "Man In The Long Black Coat" (Relish)

04. Bright Eyes - "Arienette" (Fevers & Mirrors)

05. Greg Laswell - "Sing, Theresa Says" (Paste Sampler 23)

06. Fionn Regan - "Put A Penny In The Slot" (The End Of History)

07. Yoshida Kiyoshi - "Natsuzora (Ending Theme)" (Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo soundtrack)

08. My Friend the Chocolate Cake - "Low" (The Myth of Fingerprints soundtrack)

09. Sufjan Stevens - "Holland" (Michigan)

10. Nick Drake - "One Of These Things First" (Garden State soundtrack)

11. Wynton Marsalis - "Little Red-Haired Girl" (Joe Cool's Blues)

12. Yann Tiersen - "La Terrasse" (Tout Est Calme)

13. Herman Dune - "Giant" (Giant)

14. Ally Kerr - "The Sore Feet Song" (Mushishi Opening single)

15. Counting Crows - "Colorblind" (This Desert Life)

16. John Vanderslice - "The Golden Gate" (Pixel Revolt)

17. The Decemberists - "Red Right Ankle" (Her Majesty The Decemberists)

Compiled by: ohinabus

01. Modest Mouse - "Little Motel"(We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank)
02. Fujiya & Miyagi - "Conductor 71"(Transparent Things)
03. Menomena - "Wet and Rusting"(Friends and Foe)
04. Magnetic Fields - "The Dreaming Moon"(Get Lost)
05. 13 & God - "Perfect Speed"(13 & God)
06. Air - "Once Upon a Time"(Pocket Symphony)
07. Akron/Family - "Before and Again"(Akron/Family)
08. Buck 65 - "Roses and Bluejays"(Talkin' Honky Blues)
09. Daniel Lanois - "Sonho Dourado"(Friday Night Lights Soundtrack)
10. Eglantine Gouzy - "Boa"(Boamaster)
11. Keren Ann - "End of May"(Not Going Anywhere)
12. Mark Templeton - "Standing on a Hummingbird"(Standing on a Hummingbird)
13. Peter and the Wolf - "The Bonsai Tree"(Lightness)
14. Whitey - "Stay on the Outside"(Kisune Maison compilation Vol.4
15. mansbestfriend - "Terror in the Water"(exhile EP)

but you will see, gentlemen, that this is a mixtape for the Underground Man.

Thanks for creating the original scenester, Fyodor. This is a mix about alienation from the world and from yourself.

01. Bishop Allen - "Flight 180" (April)

02. Wilco - "Pieholden Suite" (Summerteeth)

03. Sufjan Stevens - "Casmir Pulaski Day" (Illinoise)

04. Beulah - "What Will You Do When Your Suntan Fades?" (The Coast Is Never Clear)

05. The Mountain Goats - "If You See Light" (Get Lonely)

06. Akron/Family - "Before and Again" (Akron/Family)

07. Belle and Sebastian - "Beautiful" (3.. 6.. 9.. Seconds Of Light)

08. the Teeth - "Yellow" (You're My Lover Now)

09. Pedro The Lion - "The Longest Winter" (It's Hard To Find A Friend)

10. Clinic - "Distortion" (Internal Wrangler)

11. Elliott Smith - "Pretty (Ugly Before)" (From A Basement On A Hill)

12. Stars - "Calendar Girl" (Set Yourself On Fire)

13. Okkervil River - "A Favor" (Sleep And Wake-Up Songs)

14. The Dismemberment Plan - "Spider In The Snow" (Emergency & I)

“indie” songs you think aaron carter might like.

I feel like putting songs on this mixtape is an insult to (most of) the artists. Oh well.

01. Islands-"Rough Gem" (Return to the Sea)
02. the Pipettes-"Your Kisses Are Wasted On Me" (We Are the Pipettes)
03. Voxtrot-"The Start of Something" (Raised by Wolves EP)
04. Architecture in Helsinki-"Wishbone" (In Case We Die)
05. Of Montreal-"Chrissy Kiss the Corpse" (Satanic Panic in the Attic)
06. Be Your Own Pet-"Bicycle, Bicycle, You Are My Bicycle" (Be Your Own Pet)
07. Figurines-"The Wonder" (Skeleton)
08. Bloc Party-"I Still Remember" (A Weekend In the City)

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