My boyfriend got another girl pregnant, and I need to get “Papa Don’t Preach” out of my head.

01. The Rolling Stones - "Don't Lie to Me" (Metamorphosis)
02. Eminem - "Stan" (The Marshall Mathers LP)
03. The Replacements - "My Little Problem" (All Shook Down)
04. Sex Pistols - "Abortion" (Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sex Pistols)
05. Aimee Mann - "Wise Up" (Magnolia)
06. The Allman Brothers Band - "Trouble No More" (The Allman Brothers Band)
07. Beck - "Lonesome Tears" (Sea Change)
08. Bob Dylan - "Can't Wait" (Time Out of Mind)

Yes, it was me. I threw the burrito at your windshield.

01. Tilly and the Wall - "Pot Kettle Black" (o)
02. Pretty Girls Make Graves - "If You Hate Your Friends, You're Not Alone" (Good Health)
03. The Blood Brothers - "Spit Shine Your Black Clouds" (Young Machetes)
04. Alkaline Trio - "Cringe" (Goddammit)
05. The Glad Version - "Ambulance" (Make Islands)
06. Of Montreal - "Suffer for Fashion" (Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?)
07. Fishboy - "Halftime at the Proper Name Spelling Bee" (Albatross)
08. The Faint - "Agenda Suicide" (Danse Macabre)
09. The Ramones - "We Want the Airwaves" (Mania)
10. Against me! - "Baby, I'm an Anarchist" (Reinventing Axl Rose)

Loudest Fucking Songs on Earth! A Mix Tape Guaranteed to Create a Loss of Hearing in One Night

01. Wolf Eyes - "Stabbed in the Face" (Burned Mind)
02. An Albatross - "Lysergically Yours, My Psychedelic Bride" (Blessphemy...)
03. VCR - "Really Something / Destroy" (VCR - EP)
04. Erase Errata - "Another Genius Idea from Our Government" (Nightlife)
05. Fugazi - "Bed for the Scraping" (Red Medicine)
06. Void - "Who Are You?" (Void/Faith split)
07. xbxrx - "Freezing Water" (Wars)
08. Lightning Bolt - "Ride the Sky" (Ride the Skies)
09. The Locust - "We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives a Shit" (New Erections)
10. Heavy Heavy Low Low - "Are You Okay, Kiddo?" (Everything's Watched, Everyone's Watching)
11. Blood Brothers - "Rumors Laid Waste" (Rumors Laid Waste)
12. Pissed Jeans - "I've Still Got You (Ice Cream)" (Hope For Men)
13. Shellac - "Spoke" (Excellent Italian Greyhound)
14. Iggy & the Stooges - "Shake Appeal" (Raw Power)

What’s “Indie” Music? (Part Two)

There's this [mix tape->http://tinymixtapes.com/what-s-indie-music]. But it means this too:
01. Minor Treat - "Filter" (Minor Threat EP)
02. Gun Club - "Like Calling Up Thunder" (Miami)
03. Owls - "Everyone is My Friend" (Owls)
04. Pixies - "Bone Machine" (Surfer Rosa)
05. Operation Ivy - Vulnerability" (Energy)
06. SoundGarden - "Nothing to Say" (Screaming Life)
07. Cursive - "Sink to the Beat" (Burst and Bloom)
08. X – "White Girl" (Wild Gift)
09. Sonic Youth - "Starpower" (EVOL)
10. Elliott Smith - "Speed Trials" (Either/Or)
11. Fugazi - "Shut the Door" (Repeater)

Music That Makes Me Feel Most Beautiful with No Make Up

These songs can make anyone feel cute

01. Animal Collective - "Who Could Win a Rabbit" (Sung Tongs)
02. The Avett Brothers - "Pretty Girl From Cedar Lane" (Mignonette)
03. The Be Good Tanyas - "Human Thing" (Hello Love)
04. Beirut - "Interior of a Dutch House" (Interior of a Dutch House)
05. Annuals - "Complete or Completing" (Be He Me)
06. Belle & Sebastian - "The Boy with the Arab Strap" (The Boy with the Arab Strap)
07. Wilco - "California Stars" (Farm Aid 98)
08. Ben Kweller - "Sundress" (Ben Kweller)
09. Broken Social Scene - "Almost Crimes" (You Forgot it in People)
10. Kings of Leon - "Charmer" (Because of the Times)
11. Modest Mouse - "Here it Comes" (Everywhere and His Nasty Parlor
Tricks)
12. My Morning Jacket - "Golden" (It Still Moves)
13. Nick Drake - "Pink Moon" (Pink Moon)
14. Rilo Kiley - "The Moneymaker" (Under the Blacklight)
15. Seabear - "Seashell" (The Ghost that Carried Us Away)
16. The Snake, The Cross, The Crown - "On the Threshold of Eternity" (Mander Salis)
17. Starlight Mints - "What's Inside of Me"
18. Stereolab - "Lo Boob Oscillator" (High Fidelity Soundtrack)
19. White Stripes - "Doorbell" (Get Behind Me, Satan)

Second Semester Sophomore Year We All Turned Gay

01. Heavenly - "P.U.N.K. Girl" (P.U.N.K. Girl)
02. Belle and Sebastian - "If She Wants Me" (Dear Catastrophe Waitress)
03. Boss Hog - "I'm Not Like Everybody Else" (subUrbia Soundtrack)
04. Sonic Youth - "Star Power" (EVOL)
05. Sleater-Kinney - "Buy Her Candy" (Dig Me Out)
06. Xiu Xiu - "No friend Oh!" (Women as Lovers)
07. Bratmobile - "No You Don't" (Pottymouth)
08. The Gossip - "Are You That Somebody" (Live In Liverpool)
09. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Maps" (Fever to Tell)
10. Broken Social Scene - "Anthems For A Seventeen-Year-Old Girl" (You
Forgot It In People)

Sometimes I wonder if people on the street think about me as much as I think about them. Probably no

01. Bright Eyes - "Lua" (I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning)
02. Azure Ray - "November" (November)
03. The Album Leaf - "Another Day" (In a Safe Place)
04. The Postal Service - "This Place is a Prison" (Give Up)
05. Death Cab for Cutie - "Fake Frowns" (Something About Airplanes)
06. Bon Iver - "Re: Stacks" (For Emma, Forever Ago)
07. Ben Kweller - "Different but the Same" (On My Way)
08. Limbeck - "Reading the Street Signs" (Limbeck)
09. Pedro the Lion - "Letter From a Concerned Follower" (Progress EP)
10. The Promise Ring - "American Girl" (Nothing Feels Good)

Compiled by: Emily Doll
01. The Arcade Fire - "No Cars Go" (Neon Bible)
02. Lucero - "Drink 'Till We're Gone" (Lucero)
03. Antony & The Johnsons - "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (I'm Not There
OTS)
04. Matt Nathanson - "Princess" (When Everything Meant Everything)
05. MGMT - "Weekend Wars" (Oracular Spectacular)
06. Mute Math - "Peculiar People" (Reset)
07. Kevin Max - "Existence" (Stereotype Be)
08. The Hush Sound - "The Market" (So Sudden)
09. Emanuel - "Make Tonight" (Soundtrack To A Headrush)

My future work will be based on filming people who will get hit by my car at night.

01. Racebannon - "Death Valley '69" (Confuse Yr Idols: A Tribute to Sonic
Youth)
02. Ministry - "Jesus Built My Hotrod" (Psalm 69)
03. Slayer - "South of Heaven" (South of Heaven)
04. PJ Harvey - "Driving" (4-Track Demos)
05. M83 - "Car Chase Terror" (Before the Dawn Heals Us)
06. Air - "Dead Bodies" (The Virgin Suicides)
07. Sonic Youth - "In the Kingdom #19" (EVOL)
08. Angelo Badalamenti - "Into The Night" (Twin Peaks)
09. Wu Tang Clan - "Severe Punishment" (Forever)
10. Le Volume Courbe - "I Killed My Best Friend" (I Killed My Best
Friend)
11. Primal Scream - "Detroit" (Evil Heat)
12. Deerhunter - "Lake Somerset" (Cryptograms)
13. Sonic Youth & Lydia Lunch - "Death Valley '69" (Bad Moon Rising)

Songs to sign divorce papers to

01. Stars -"Barricade" (In Our Bedroom After The War)
02. Regina Spektor -"Ode to Divorce" (Soviet Kitsch)
03. Ben Folds Five -"Leather Jacket" (Army)
04. Fiona Apple -"Parting Gift"(Extraordinary Machine)
05. Third Eye Blind -"My Time In Exile" (Hiding Out DVD)
06. Jenny Lewis -"You Are What you Love" (Rabbit Fur Coat)
07. Belle and Sebastian -"Seeing Other People" (If You're Feeling
Sinister)
08. Paddy Casey -"It's Over Now" (Amen (So Be It) )
09.Stars -"In Our Bedroom After The War" (In Our Bedroom After the War)
10. Matt Skiba -"Good Fucking Bye" (Split)

Songs that go nicely with cigarettes.

01. The Fiery Furnaces - "Smelling Cigarettes" (EP)

02. Peanut Butter Wolf - "Currents" (Peanut Butter Breaks)

03. Soul Position - "Inhale" (8 Million Stories)

04. Sonic Youth - "Coughing Up Tweed" (Made in USA)

05. Battles - "B+T" (EP C/B EP)

06. Ween - "Mister Won't You Please Help My Pony" (Chocolate & Cheese)

07. Black Lips - "Bad Kids" (Good Bad Not Evil)

08. Pink Floyd - "Have a Cigar" (Wish You Were Here)

09. Burial - "Shell of Light" (Untrue)

Bonus track for those who smoke American Spirits:

10. Beach House - "Somethings Last a Long Time" (Devotion)

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