People who compile mix tapes on this website are morons who don’t know anything about music

The antithesis of every mix ever published on this site.

01. Willie Dunn - “The Ballad of Crowfoot” (Akwesasne Notes)
02. Louis Deppe - “Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child” (Black and White Piano)
03. Harry McClintock - “Ain’t We Crazy” (Barefoot Boy With Boots On)
04. Frankie Laine - “Cry of the Wild Goose” (Frankie Laine ‘49)
05. Shirley Collins - “Bonny Kate” (Anthems in Eden)
06. Riley Puckett - “Short Life of Trouble” (Pioneer 1)
07. Dolores del Rio - “Ramona” (Stars of the Silver Screen)
08. Otis Rush - “I Can’t Quit You Baby” (Introduction To …)
09. Lorrain Walton - “If You’re a Viper” (Flashbacks)
10. Rudy Vallee’s Connecticut Yankees - “Just an Echo in the Valley” (The Voice That Had Them Fainting)
11. Louis Prima - “I’ll Be Glad When You’re Dead” (The Wildest!)
12. Frank Crumit - “Ukulele Lady” (Frank Crumit #2)
13. Lowell Blanchard and the Valley Trio - “Jesus Hits Like an Atom Bomb” (Atomic Cafe)
14. Henry Burr - “I Don’t Know Where I’m Going But I’m On My Way” (Henry Burr & the Peerless Quartet)

Depressed for no reason. Don’t like it

These songs make me feel better when I feel like shit.

01. The Middle East - “Blood” (The Recordings of The Middle East - EP)
02. Washed Out - “Amor Fati” (Within and Without)
03. Talking Heads - “This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)” (Speaking In Tongues)
04. The 6th’s - “Falling Out Of Love (With You)” (Wasp’s Nests)
05. Friendly Fires - “Hawaiian Air” (Pala)
06. Japandroids - “Sovereignty” (Post-Nothing)
07. Fang Island - “Daisy” (Fang Island)
08. Fucked Up - “Queen of Hearts” (David Comes To Life)
09. Belle & Sebastian - “Get Me Away From Here I’m Dying” (If You’re Feeling Sinister)
10. Girls - “The Oh So Protective One” (Broken Dreams Club)
11. Camera Obscura - “Let Me Go Home” (Underachievers Please Try Harder)

Songs for my existential crisis

01. Jon Brion - “Monday” (I Heart Huckabees OST)
02. Curtis Mayfield - “Think (Instrumental)” (Super Fly OST)
03. Louis Armstrong - “Lawd, You Made The Night Too Long” (Stardust)
04. Guided by Voices - “Echos Myron” (Bee Thousand)
05. U.N.P.O.C. - “Amsterdam” (Fifth Column)
06. Sonic Youth - “Candle” (Daydream Nation)
07. Isao Tomita - “Gardens In The Rain (Estampes)” (Snowflakes Are Dancing)
08. The Shaggs - “Why Do I Feel?” (Philosophy of the World)
09. Autechre - “Bine” (Confield)
10. The Avalanches - “Electricity” (Since I Left You)

My boyfriend passed away, he was in love with the sky.

01. Bluehorses - “Skyclad” (Skyclad)
02. REM - “Nightswimming” (Automatic For The People)
03. Pink Floyd - “Astronomy Domine” (Piper At The Gates Of Dawn)
04. The Clouds - “Hieronymus” (Penny Century)
05. Augie March - “Sunset Studies” (Sunset Studies)
06. David Bowie - “Life On Mars?” (Hunky Dory)
07. Ron Grainer - “Doctor Who Theme” (Doctor Who- The Music)
08. Morton Subotnick - “Silver Apples Of The Moon” (Silver Apples Of The Moon)
09. Silver Apples - “Starlight Noodle” (The Garden)
10. Black Tape For A Blue Girl - “Halo Star” (Halo Star)
11. The Jimi Hendrix Experience - “One Rainy Wish” (Axis: Bold As Love)
12. Cream - “Sunshine Of Your Love” (Disraeli Gears)
13. Black Sabbath - “Hole In The Sky” (Sabotage)
14. Soundgarden - “Black Hole Sun” (Superunknown)
15. Radiohead - “Black Star” (The Bends)

On a scale of 1 to 10, what color is your pyramid?

01. Hot Chip - “Alley Cats” (One Life Stand)
02. Blood Diamonds (feat. Grimes) - “Phone Sex” (Single)
03. Caribou - “Odessa” (Swim)
04. Crystal Castles - “Baptism” (II)
05. Matias Aguayo - “Rollerskate” (Ay Ay Ay)
06. SBTRKT - “Wildfire” (SBTRKT)
07. Tame Impala - “Sundown Syndrome” (Sundown Syndrome EP)
08. Born Gold - “Decimate Everything” (Bodysongs)
09. Icona Pop - “I Love It” (Iconic EP)
10. Tanlines - “Brothers” (Mixed Emotions)

You probably should not be allowed to make mix tapes anymore.

But it’s better on cassette.

01. Shellac - “Didn’t We Deserve a Look at You the Way You Really Are” (Terraform)
02. Aphex Twin - “VENTOLIN (Video Version.)” (…I Care Because You Do)
03. James Chance and the Contortions - “Dish It Out” (No New York)
04. Dynospectrum - “Brief Interlude” (The Dynospectrum)
05. Thurston Moore - “Free Noise Among Friends” (Trees Outside the Academy)
06. Eric Copeland - “Mouthhole” (Hermaphrodite)
07. Volcano Choir - “Cool Knowledge” (Unmap)
08. Ugly Casanova - “Bee Sting” (Sharpen Your Teeth)
09. Godspeed You! Black Emperor - “Sleep” (Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven)
10. Hella - “The D. Elkan” (Hold Your Horse Is)

I Want To Stop Masturbating

01. Kevin Drumm - “Samson’s Cold Minotaurs” (Land of Lurches)
02. SFHHH - “Fake Stress Neoroptera Grub” (SFHHH)
03. Ruins - “0’33”” (Hyderomastgroningem)
04. White - “English School” (White)
05. White - “English School” (White)
06. White - “English School” (White)
07. White - “English School” (White)
08. White - “English School” (White)
09. White - “English School” (White)
10. White - “English School” (White)
11. White - “English School” (White)
12. White - “English School” (White)
13. White - “English School” (White)
14. White - “English School” (White)
15. White - “English School” (White)
16. Heinz Hopf - “Alysas Juveler” (Heinz Hopf)
17. Liars - “This Dust Makes That Mud” (They Threw Us All In a Trench and Stuck a Monument on Top)
18. White - “English School” (White)
19. White - “English School” (White)

good luck

I’ve been in love with you for four years, but I STILL can’t tell if you love me.

01. The Kooks - “She Moves In Her Own Way” (Inside In/Inside Out)
02. Bell X1 - “I’ll See Your Heart & Raise You Mine” (Music In Mouth)
03. The Raconteurs - “You Don’t Understand Me” (Consolers of the Lonely)
04. Avenged Sevenfold - “Dear God” (Avenged Sevenfold)
05. Cuff the Duke - “Listen to Your Heart” (Way Down Here)
06. Queen - “You’re My Best Friend” (A Night at the Opera)
07. Snow Patrol - “Chasing Cars” (Eyes Open)
08. Darkest Hour - “Part II” (The Mark of the Judas)
09. Alexi Murdoch - “Orange Sky” (Four Songs)
10. The Avett Brothers - “I and Love and You” (I and Love and You)

Feeling guilty about hurting the one you love. God do I miss him…

01. Linkin Park - “In Between” (Minutes to Midnight)
02. Hawthorne Heights - “Saying Sorry” (If Only You Were Lonely)
03. Flyleaf - “There For You” (Flyleaf)
04. Relient K - “Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been” (MmHmm)
05. Blue October - “Hate Me” (Foiled)
06. Crossfade - “Cold” (Crossfade)
07. Bullet For My Valentine - “Tears Don’t Fall” (The Poison)
08. Snow Patrol - “You Could Be Happy” (Eyes Open)
09. Sick Puppies - “Maybe” (Tri-Polar)

Crazy in Love With You Baby

Dedicating this one to you, Jay. My number is still the same.

01. INXS - “Need You Tonight” (Kick)
02. Maroon 5 - “Sunday Morning” (Songs About Jane)
03. The Early November - “All We Ever Needed” (For All of This)
04. Plain White T’s - “Rhythm of Love” (Wonders of the Younger)
05. The Darkness - “I Believe In A Thing Called Love” (Permission To Land)
06. The Cure - “Friday I’m In Love” (The Cure: Greatest Hits)
07. Tom Petty - “Free Fallin’” (Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers)
08. Dead or Alive - “You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) (Evolution: The Hits)
09. Hellogoodbye - “Here (In Your Arms)” (Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!)
10. JET - “Are You Gonna Be My Girl” (Get Born)
11. Gavin DeGraw - “In Love With a Girl” (Gavin DeGraw)
12. Parachute - “She (For Liz)” (Losing Sleep)

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