Songs for an an angsty teenage girl who just found out, for the hundredth time, that the guy who shes sleeping with, the one who is way too old for her, totally screwed her over. again.

01. Luther Ingram - “If Loving You Is Wrong” (Banks, Hampton And Jackson)
02. Say Hi To Your Mom - “Northwestern Girls” (The Wishes And The Glitch)
03. The Smiths - “This Night Has Opened My Eyes” (Complete John Peel Sessions)
04. Grizzly Bear - “Foreground” (Veckatimest)
05. of Montreal - “Requiem For O.M.M. 2” (The Sunlandic Twins)
06. Astrud Gilberto - “The Girl From Ipanema” (Finest Hour)
07. Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti - “Alisa” (House Arrest)
08. Hefner - “Another Better Friend” (Breaking God’s Heart)
09. Broken Social Scene - “Lover’s Spit” (Beehives)
10. Girls - “Hellhole Retrace” (Album)
11. Os Mutantes - “Meu Refrigerador Nao Funciona” (Meu Refrigerador Nao Funciona)
12. She & Him - “Sentimental Heart” (Volume One)
13. Stars - “The Big Fight” (Set Yourself On Fire)
14. Yo La Tengo - “Today Is The Day” (Summer Sun)

Songs for an an angsty teenage girl who just found out, for the hundredth time, that the guy who shes sleeping with, the one who is way too old for her, totally screwed her over. again.

01. Luther Ingram - “If Loving You Is Wrong” (Banks, Hampton And Jackson)
02. Say Hi To Your Mom - “Northwestern Girls” (The Wishes And The Glitch)
03. The Smiths - “This Night Has Opened My Eyes” (Complete John Peel Sessions)
04. Grizzly Bear - “Foreground” (Veckatimest)
05. of Montreal - “Requiem For O.M.M. 2” (The Sunlandic Twins)
06. Astrud Gilberto - “The Girl From Ipanema” (Finest Hour)
07. Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti - “Alisa” (House Arrest)
08. Hefner - “Another Better Friend” (Breaking God’s Heart)
09. Broken Social Scene - “Lover’s Spit” (Beehives)
10. Girls - “Hellhole Retrace” (Album)
11. Os Mutantes - “Meu Refrigerador Nao Funciona” (Meu Refrigerador Nao Funciona)
12. She & Him - “Sentimental Heart” (Volume One)
13. Stars - “The Big Fight” (Set Yourself On Fire)
14. Yo La Tengo - “Today Is The Day” (Summer Sun)

Riding a bear into the sunset

Not knowing what to listen to when riding your bear cinematically into the distance. We’ve all been there. Hope this helps!

01. Natsumen- “Newsummerboy” (NEVER WEAR OUT yOUR SUMMER xxx!!!)
02. Boredoms- “(STAR)” (Vision Creation Newsun)
03. Dinowalrus- “Electric Car. Gas Guitar” (%)
04. Oneida- “Number Nine” (Each One Teach One)
05. OOIOO- “Be Sure To Loop” (Feather Float)
06. Neu!- “Hallogallo”(Neu 1)
07. Flying Lotus- “Breathe . Something/Stellar STar” (Los Angeles)
08. Glenn Branca- “Lesson No.2” (The Ascension)
09. Akron/Family- “Sun Will Shine (Warmth Of The Sunship Version)” (Set ‘em Wild, Set ‘em Free)
10. Late of the Pier- “The Bears are Coming” (The Bears are Coming)

Songs for Stargazing

Looking up at the stars, I know quite well
That, for all they care, I can go to hell.

Gotta love W.H. Auden.

01. Beirut - “Nantes” (The Flying Club Cup)
02. Sufjan Stevens - “Niagara Falls” (Michigan)
03. DeVotchKa - “The Clockwise Witness” (A Mad And Faithful Telling)
04. The Antlers - “Epilogue” (Hospice)
05. The Velvet Underground - “Sunday Morning” (The Velvet Underground & Nico)
06. The xx - “Night Time” (The xx)
07. Ra Ra Riot - “Ghost Under Rocks” (The Rhumb Line)
08. The Postal Service - “The District Sleeps Alone Tonight” (Give Up)
09. Elliott Smith - “Between The Bars” (Either/Or)
10. The Smiths - “Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me” (Strangeways, Here We Come)

Salacious Rap Music For A Virginal Girl

Sex in real life is exactly as described in these songs. Hope your education is satisfying, if not uneven.

01. Three Six Mafia - “Slob On My Knob” (Vol. 2-Club Memphis Underground)
02. Big Punisher - “I’m Not A Player” (Capital Punishment)
03. Dr. Dre - “Let’s Get High (feat Hittman, Kurupt, and Ms. Roq)” (2001)
04. Ol’ Dirty Bastard -“I Want Pussy” (Nigga Please)
05. Ying Yang Twins - “Wait (The Whisper Song)” (U.nited S.tate of A.tlanta)
06. 2 Live Crew - “Face Down, Ass Up” (Banned in the U.S.A.)
07. Khia - “My Neck, My Back” (Thug Misses)
08. Kool Keith - “Sex Style” (Sex Style)
09. Lil’ Kim - “How Many Licks (Feat. Sisqo)” (The Notorious K.I.M.)
10. D4L - “Laffy Taffy” (Down For Life)
11. Dr. Octagon - “Girl Let Me Touch You” (Dr. Octagonecologyst)

Making Love

01. Serge Gainsbourg - “En Melody” (L’Histoire De Melody Nelson)
02. Sade - “Smooth Operator” (Diamond Life)
03. Daft Punk - “Something About Us” (Discovery)
04. Portishead - “Glory Box” (Dummy)
05. The Black Keys - “Girl Is On My Mind” (Rubber Factory)
06. Chris Isaak - “Wicked Game” (Heart Shaped World)
07. Duran Duran - “Lay Lady Lay” (Thank You)
08. A Fine Frenzy - “Fever” (Dan In Real Life)

Perfect for dropping acid and riding your bike

01. Nine Inch Nails - “The Perfect Drug (remix (the Orb) Version)” (The Perfect Drug Single)
02. Kode9 & the Spaceape - “Backwards” (Memories of the Future)
03. Pink Floyd - “Bike” (The Piper at the Gates of Dawn)
04. Napoleon XIV - “They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” (Second Coming)
05. The Cure - “Exploding Head Syndrome” (Hypnagogic States)
06. The Soft Moon - “Into the Depths” (The Soft Moon)
07. The Flaming Lips - “The Wizard Turns On” (At War With the Mystics)
08. The Doors - “The Soft Parade” - (The Soft Parade)
09. Lumerians - “Melting Space” - (Transmalinnia)
10. Klaxons - “Magick” - (Myths of the Near Future)
11. Primus - “Los Bastardos” - (Sailing the Seas of Cheese)
12. My Morning Jacket - “Into the Woods” (Z)
13. Caribou - “Bowls” - (Swim)
14. Crookers - “We Love Animals Ft. Soulwax & Mixhell - (Tons of Friends)
15. The Bloody Beetroots - “Awesome Ft. The Cool Kids” - (Romborama)
16. Amon Tobin - “Dropped From the Sky” - (Isam)
17. Burial - “Pirates” - (Burial)
18. Conrad Schnitzler - “N1” - (conal)
19. Cyclobe - “The Woods Are Alive With the Smell of His Coming” - Wounded Galaxies Tap at the Window
20. Demdike Stare - “Forest of Evil [Dusk]” - (Tryptych)
21. Placebo - “In the Cold Light of Morning” - (Meds)
22. Explosions in the Sky - “Be Comfortable, Creature” - (Take Care, Take Care, Take Care)
23. Sigur Ros - “Untitled (E Bow)” - (())
24. Mum - “This Nothing in the Faraway” - (Dusk Log EP)
25. Biosphere & Pete Namlook - “The Fires of Ork 2” - (The Fires of Ork 2)

All I wanted to do was ride bikes with you

Ride off into the sunset with some sweet tunes.

01. Animal Collective - “Grass” (Feels)
02. Appleseed Cast - “Steps and Numbers” (Low Level Owl, Vol. 1)
03. Eisley - “Telescope Eyes” (Rooms)
04. Fleet Foxes - “Mykonos” (Sun Giant)
05. The Shins - “Pink Bullets” (Chutes Too Narrow)
06. Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin- “What’ll We Do?” (Broom)
07. Yeasayer - “Wait for the Summer” (All Hour Cymbals)
08. Grizzly Bear - “Two Weeks” (Veckatimest)
09. Boys Night Out - “Yeah…No…I Know” (Make Yourself Sick)
10. Snowing - “Damp Feathers” (I Could Do Whatever I Wanted If I Wanted)

A mixtape that goes well with pink.

01. The Flaming Lips - “Fight Test” (Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots)
02. The Books - “Tokyo” (The Lemon of Pink)
03. Memory Tapes - “Pink Stones” (Seek Magic)
04. Ariel Pink’s Haunted Grafitti - “Round and Round” (Before Today)
05. Boris - “Pink” (Pink)
06. The Big Pink - “Velvet” (A Brief History of Love)
07. Dan Deacon - “Pink Batman” (Spiderman of the Rings)
08. Madame Pamita - “Pink Pocketbook” (One Inch)
09. Wire - “Ex Lion Tamer” (Pink Flag)
10. Nick Drake - “Pink Moon” (Pink Moon)
11. The Band - “The Weight” (Music From Big Pink)
12. Benguela - “Pink Pork Noise” (Digital Inability)

Song that have a positive meaning, but aren’t boring or too old.

Tired of listening to the cynical raging or self-pitying whining of today’s pessimists drowning out the good music backing their drivel? Tired of boring old fuddy-duddies drooling out meaningful positivity with the zeal of a drugged whale like they don’t really care? Well, you’re in luck, my friend; here’s a mix for you:

01. mewithoutYou - “January 1979” (Catch for Us the Foxes)
02. The Benjamin Gate - “Lift Me Up” (Contact)
03. Anathallo - “Cafetorium” (Canopy Glow)
04. Earthsuit - “One Time” (Kaleidoscope Superior)
05. Eisley - “Better Love” (The Valley)
06. Extol - “Grace for Succession” (Synergy)
07. Midnight Oil - “Antarctica” (Blue Sky Mining)
08. Becoming the Archetype - “Deep Heaven” (Dichotomy)
09. Over the Rhine - “Within Without” (Eve)
10. MuteMath - “Chaos” (MuteMath)
11. Stavesacre - “Witch Trial” (stavz’a’ker)
12. Switchfoot - “Meant to Live” (The Beautiful Letdown)

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