Songs to get an abortion to.

01. Animal Collective - "Infant Dressing Table" (Here Comes The Indian)
02. Stars Of The Lid - "The Evil That Never Arrived" (And Their Refinement Of The Decline)
03. PJ Harvey - "When Under Ether" (White Chalk)
04. Dan Deacon - "Jimmy Roche" (Spiderman of the Rings)
05. Cannibal Corpse - "Butchered At Birth" (Butchered At Birth)
06. The Dillinger Escape Plan - "Baby's First Coffin" (Miss Machine)
07. Wolf Eyes - "Stabbed In The Face" (Burned Mind)
08. Black Dice - "Twins" (Broken Ear Record)
09. The Sex Pistols - "Bodies" (Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sex Pistols)
10. Acid Bath - "13 Fingers" (Paegan Terrorism Tactics)
11. Funkadelic - "Wars of Armageddon" (Maggot Brain)
12. Tool - "Cesaro Summability" (Ænima)
13. Converge - "Hell To Pay" (Jane Doe)
14. Lightning Bolt - "Infinity Farm" (Hypermagic Mountain)
15. My Bloody Valentine - "Glider" (Glider)
16. Oval - "Compact Disc" (Systemisch)
17. Matmos - "For Felix (And All The Rats)" (A Chance To Cut Is A Chance To Cure)
18. David Lynch(The Lady In The Radiator) - "In Heaven" (Eraserhead Soundtrack)

indie pop songs that sound so happy you don’t even noticed how fucked up & vulgar the lyrics are

01. Cars Can Be Blue - "Dirty Song" (All the Stuff We Do)
02. Freeloan Investments - "Kick His Balls Out" (Ever Been to Mexico)
03. Los Campesinos! - "My Year in Lists" (Hold On Now, Youngster)
04. BOAT - "Return of the Rainbow Shoelace" (Songs You Might Not Like)
05. The Cat's Miaow - "I Hate Mysef More Than You Do" (A Kiss and a Cuddle)
06. Frida Hyvonen - "Once I Was a Serene Teenage Child" (Until Death Comes)
07. The 6ths - "Falling Out of Love (With You)" (Wasps' Nests)
08. The Magnetic Fields - "Too Drunk to Dream" (Distortion)
09. The Blow - "Babay (Eat a Critter, Feel It's Wrath)" (Paper Television)
10. The Boy Least Likely To - "Sleeping With a Gun Under My Pillow" (The Best Party Ever)
11. The Besties - "Prison Song" (Singer)
12. Loveninjas - "Meet Me Here" (Secret of the Loveninjas)
13. Jacob Borshard - "Grass Stains" (The Last Brontosaurus)
14. Heavenly "Hearts and Crosses" (P.U.N.K. Girl EP)

Songs for 2 a.m at parties when everyone’s burnt out.

01. Grizzly Bear – "Shift (new version)" (Friend EP)

02. Sonic Youth – "Shoot" (Dirty)

03. The Dismemberment Plan – "Automatic" (Change)

04. Tapes 'N Tapes – "Omaha" (the Loon)

05. Stratford 4 – "12 Months" (Love and Distortion)

06. Jens Lekman – "I am Leaving You Because I Don't Love You" (Night Falls Over Kortedala)

07. Decemberists – "A Cautionary Song" (Castaways and Cutouts)

08. Black Heart Procession – "A Cry For Love" (Amore Del Tropico)

09. Doves – "A House" (Lost Souls)

10. the Magnetic Fields – "Infinitely Late at Night" (i)

11. the Rapture – "Infatuation" (Echoes)

12. Modest Mouse – "Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset" (This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About)

13. Spoon – "Chicago at Night" (Girls Can Tell)

14. the Modern Lovers – "I'm Straight" (Modern Lovers)

15. McLusky – "Fuck This Band" (McLusky Do Dallas)

16. Elliott Smith – "2:45 AM" (Either/Or)

17. !!! – "Take Ecstasy With Me" (Take Ecstasy With Me EP)

American Apparel can suck my succulent balls.

01. Athlete - "You Got The Style" (Vehicles & Animals)
02. Of Montreal - "Suffer For Fashion" (Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?)
03. The Killers - "Indie Rock And Roll" (Hot Fuss)
04. Ladytron - "Blue Jeans" (Light and magic)
05. Vampire Weekend - "The Kids Don't Stand A Chance" (Vampire Weekend)
06. Run DMC - "My Addidas" (High Profile)
07. Spoon - "Fitted Shirt" (Girls Can Tell)
08. Electric Six - "Take Off Your Clothes" (B-Sides)
09. David Bowie - "Fashion" (Scarry Monsters)
10. Dead Kennedys - "Californian Uber Alles" (Fresh Fruit for Rotting

I’m going to the Salvador Dali museum, what should I listen to while I wander around tripping?

01. Digitalism - "Jupiter Approach" (Idealism)
02. Yes - "Total Mass Retain" (Close to the Edge)
03. Animal Collective - "Leaf House" (Sung Tongs)
04. Boards of Canada - "Roygbiv" (Boc Maxima)
05. The Books - "A True Story of a True Love" (The Lemon of Pink)
06. Chris Clark - "Diesel Raven" (Clarence Park)
07. Latyrx - "Latyrx" (The Album)
08. Prefuse 73 - "Prog Version Slowly Crushed" (Preparations)
09. !!! - "Bend Over Beethoven" (Myth Takes)
10. Radiohead - "The National Anthem" (Kid A)
11. Pink Floyd - "Any Colour You Like"(Dark Side of the Moon)
12. Lysergic Bliss - Of Montreal (Satani Panic in the Attic)
13. M.I.A. - "Mango Pickle Down River" (Kala)
14. The Jimi Hendrix Experience - "Burning of the Midnight Lamp" (Electric Ladyland)
15. Air - "Talisman" (Moon Safari)

Songs with titles that read like New Year’s resolutions.

01. The Libertines - "Don't Be Shy" (The Libertines)
02. The Unicorns - "Let's Get Known" (Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone)
03. Jimmy Eat World - "Just Watch The Fireworks" (Clarity)
04. Saves The Day - "Through Being Cool" (Through Being Cool)
05. John Lennon- "Give Peace A Chance" (Lennon)
06. Oasis- "Don't Look Back In Anger" [(What's The Story) Morning Glory?]
07. Mika- "Relax, Take It Easy" (Life In Cartoon Motion)
08. Taking Back Sunday- "One-Eighty By Summer" (Where You Want To Be)
09. Something Corporate- "Forget December" (Songs For Silent Movies)
10. Le Tigre- "Keep On Livin'" (Feminist Sweepstakes)
11. Armor For Sleep- "Remember To Feel Real" (What To Do When You're Dead)
12. Radiohead- "Prove Yourself" (Pablo Honey)
13. Say Anything- "Chia-Like, I Shall Grow" (...Is A Real Boy)
14. The Fall Of Troy- "Cut Down All The Trees And Name The Streets After Them" (Manipulator)

Your girlfriend is fake. You don’t know I know this. When you make up stories about her I feel sad f

01. Pavement - "Love is Lies (Buzzcocks cover)" (East Village Radio)
02. The Blow - "Eat Your Heart Up" (Paper Television)
03. The Loves - "She'll Break Your Heart" (Love EP)
04. Los Campesinos! - "... And We Exhale And Roll Our Eyes In Unison" (Hold on Now, Youngster)
05. Heavenly - "Sperm Meets Egg, So What?" (The Decline and Fall of Heavenly)
06. Architecture in Helsinki - "Frenchy, I'm Faking" (In Case We Die)
07. The 6ths - "Falling Out of Love (With You)" (Wasps' Nests)
08. Josek K - "Sorry for Laughing" (Crazy to Exist)
09. Math & Physics Club - "Cold as Minnesota" (Math & Physics Club)
10. Blondie - "Rip Her to Shreds" (Blondie)
11. Jens Lekman - "If I Could Cry (It Would Feel Like This)" (Night Falls Over Kortedala)
12. Beulah - "Lay Down for the Letdown" (Handsome Western States)
13. April March - "Nothing New" (Chrominance Decoder)
14. Trembling Blue Stars - "The Ghost of an Unkissed Kiss" (Alive to Every Smile)
15. The Modern Lovers - "The Morning of Our Lives" (Home of the Hits: The Beserkley Story)
16. Weezer - "Only in Dreams" (Weezer)

I Hate John

01. Eagle Seagull - "I'm Sorry But I'm Beginning To Hate Your Face" (The Year Of The How-To Book)
02. DMX - "Up In Here" (And Then There Was X)
03. The Gothic Archies - "Freakshow" (The Tragic Treasury)
04. The White Stripes - "Passive Manipulation" (Get Behind Me Satan)
05. Daniel Johnston - "Hate Song" (Songs of Pain)
06. Jens Lekman - "I'm Leaving You Because I Don't Love You" (Night Falls Over Kortedala)
07. M.I.A. - "Fire Fire" (Arular)
08. Beck - "Go It Alone" (Guero)
09. A Tribe Called Quest - "Sucka Nigga" (Midnight Marauders)
10. The Go! Team - "We Just Won't Be Defeated" (Thunder, Lightning, Strike)

I sold out.

note from lamontedrunk: In my opinion, these are the songs with which the following artists sold out.
01-01: Casual hipster's edition

12-18: Exaggerating über-critical elitist's edition

"Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they became popular" (Dan Les Sac Vs. Scroobious Pip - Thou Shalt Always Kill)
01. Animal Collective - "Fireworks" (Strawberry Jam)

02. Jens Lekman - "A Postcard To Nina" (Night Falls Over Kortedala)

03. Bloc Party - "The Prayer" (A Weekend In The City)

04. Interpol - "No I In Threesome" (Our Love To Admire)

05. Editors - "An End Has An Start" (An End Has An Start)

06. Wilco - "You Are My Face" (Sky Blue Sky)

07. Sufjan Stevens - "Chicago" (Illinois)

08. Modest Mouse - "Float On" (Good News For People Who Love Bad News)

09. Death Cab for Cutie - "The Sound of Settling" (Transatlanticism)

10. The Shins - "New Slang" (Oh, Inverted World)

11. Coldplay - "Yellow" (Parachutes)

12. Xiu Xiu - "I Luv the Valley OH!" (Fabulous Muscles)

13. The Dismemberment Plan - "The City" (Emergency & I)

14. Belle & Sebastian - "Seeing Other People" (If You're Feeling Sinister)

15. Neutral Milk Hotel - "In The Aeroplane Over The Sea" (In The Aeroplane Over The Sea)

16. Eno & Cale - "Lay My Love" (Wrong Way Up)

17. Sonic Youth - "Silver Rocket" (Daydream Nation)

18. Joy Division - "Love Will Tear Us Apart" (Substance (1977-1980))

Sad Songs That Will Make Me Want To Dance in Public

note from SaturdayNightAlone: Ok, I think I got everything here, from hipster miserablist (The Rapture) to downright heartbreaking (Annie), and the obligatory Smiths track ;), all danceable! Perhaps you could try hugging yourself whilst onlookers stare.

01. The Rapture - "Olio" (Echoes)

02. Portishead - "Sour Times" (Dummy)

03. New Order - "True Faith" (Substance)

04. The Smiths - "What Difference Does It Make?" (Hatful of Hollow)

05. Pulp - "Disco 2000" (Different Class)

06. Caribou - "Melody Day" (Andorra)

07. !!! - "Take Ecstacy With Me" (Single)[Magnetic Fields cover]

08. Talking Heads - "Memories Can't Wait" (Fear of Music)

09. The Cure - "Boys Don't Cry" (Boys Dont Cry)

10. Patrick Wolf - "To The Lighthouse" (Lycanthropy)

11. Annie - "Heartbeat" (Anniemal)

12. Le Tigre - "Eau d'Bedroom Dancing" (Le Tigre)

13. The Field Mice - "Missing the Moon" (For Keeps) [Bonus CD track]

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