Songs to make my parents feel awkward.
If your parents can get through this without feeling awkward please
ask them to adopt me.
01. Shellac - "Prayer To God" (1000 Hurts)
02. Violent Femmes - "Country Death Song" (Hallowed Ground)
03. Third Eye Blind - "10 Days Late" (Blue)
04. The Pogues - "Fairytale of New York" (If I Should Fall From Grace With God)
05. Giant Drag - "YFLMD (You Fuck Like My Dad)" (Hearts And Unicorns)
06. 7 Year Bitch - "Hip Like Junk" (Viva Zapata!)
07. The Replacements - "Androgynous" (Let It Be)
08. The Smiths - "Bigmouth Strikes Again" (The Queen Is Dead)
09. The Vaselines - "Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam" (The Way of the
Vaselines: A Complete History)
10. Liz Phair - "Flower" (Exile in Guyville)
11. P - "I Save Cigarette Butts" (P)
12. Bad Brains - "Pay To Cum" (Bad Brains)
13. Dead Kennedys - "Too Drunk To Fuck" (Give Me Convenience OR Give Me Death)
Side A: Huzzah, I got my period. I'm not sterile! Side B: Fucking cramps, I wish I was dead.
Side A:
01. Agent Ribbons - "Birds and Bees" (On Time Travel and Romance)
02. The Runaways - "Secrets" (Flaming Schoolgirls)
03. Ani DiFranco - "Fire Door" (Ani DiFranco)
04. The Slits - "Typical Girls" (Cut)
05. Gregory and the Hawk - "Sets" (In Your Dreams)
Side B:
01. Arcade Fire - "My Body is a Cage" (Neon Bible)
02. Voxtrot - "Blood Red Blood" (Voxtrot)
03. The Dresden Dolls - "Mrs. O." (Yes, Virginia)
04. Juliana Hatfield - "Girl In Blue Volvo Disowns Self" (Universal Heart-Beat Single)
05. Frightened Rabbit - "Fast Blood" (Midnight Organ Fight)
You're the smartest person I know. Sometimes I wish you'd put down your book, comb your fingers thro
01. Air ft. Hope Sandoval - "Cherry Blossom Girl" (Cherry Blossom Girl Remixes)
02. Loose Fur - "Chinese Apple" (Loose Fur)
03. Tom Waits - "Long Way Home" (Orphans)
04. Sonic Youth - "Cotton Crown" (Sister)
05. Gang of Four - "Damaged Goods" (Entertainment!)
06. Animal Collective - "Banshee Beat" (Feels)
07. CAN - "She Brings the Rain" (Soundtracks),
08. Bill Callahan - "Rocco Zephyr" (Sometimes I Wish We Were an Eagle)
09. Daniel Johnston - "Sweet Heart" (Yip/Jump Music)
10. The Crystals - "Then He Kissed Me" (Back to Mono)
11. Los Campesinos! - "You! Me! Dancing!" (Hold on Now, Youngster)
12. Pains of Being Pure at Heart - "This Love is Fucking Right" (Pains of Being Pure at Heart)
I know you told me not to, but I drank the rest of the milk.
01. Cocorosie - "Milk" (Noah's Ark)
02. Caribou - "Pelican Narrows" (The Milk of Human Kindness)
03. Black Milk - "Hold it Down" (Tronic)
04. Dillinger Escape Plan - "Milk Lizard" (Ire Works)
05. Deerhoof - "Rainbow Silhouette of the Milky Rain" (Milk Man)
06. Dan Deacon - "Big Milk" (Spider Man of the Rings)
07. Joanna Newsom- "This Side of Blue" (Milk-Eyed Mender)
08. Jackson C. Frank - "Milk and Honey" (Jackson C. Frank)
09. Peter Bjorn & John -"Poor Cow" (Writer's Block)
10. Radar Bros. -"Watching Cows" (Auditorium)
11. Antlers - "Two" (Hospice)
Ha ha ha, and I almost thought you were different. Joke's on me.
01. Minor Threat - "Filler" (Complete Discography)
02. The Beatles - "Sexy Sadie" (The Beatles)
03. Therapy? - "Brainsaw" (Troublegum)
04. Black Flag - "My War" (My War)
05. Elliot Smith - "Somebody That I Used To Know" (Figure 8)
06. Black Sabbath - "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" (Sabbath Bloody Sabbath)
07. Void - "Who Are You?" (Void/Faith)
08. Sleater-Kinney - "Wilderness" (The Woods)
09. Radiohead - "High And Dry" (The Bends)
10. Poison Idea - "Another Place" (The Best Of Poison Idea)
Songs With Literary References to Play in the Independent Book Store Where I Work
Oh baby I love books, I love music, I love mixes! Honestly what better trio is there than that?
01. Joy Division-"Atrocity Exhibition" (Closer)
02. Morrissey-"Now My Heart Is Full" (Vauxhall and I)
03. The Smiths-"Cemetery Gates" (The Queen Is Dead)
04. The Cure-"Killing an Arab" (Boys Don't Cry)
05. Radiohead-"My Iron Lung" (The Bends)
06. They Might Be Giants-"I Should Be Allowed to Think" (John Henry)
07. Belle & Sebastian-"This Is Just A Modern Rock Song" (Push Barman to Open Old Wounds)
08. Yo La Tengo-"The Crying of Lot G" (And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside-out)
09. Tom Waits-"Alice"(Alice)
10. David Bowie-"1984"(Diamond Dogs)
For the the drive-through car wash when you spend the extra $3 to get the trippy rainbow soap
(extra long mix, so you better make sure 7-11 has your quarters)
01. Black Moth Super Rainbow- "Forever Heavy" (Dandelion Gum)
02. The Advantage- "Batman-Stage 1" (Elf Titled)
03. Les Savy Fav- "Who Rocks The Party" (The Cat and the Cobra)
04. Weezer- "Surf Wax America" (Weezer-Blue Album)
05. Colourbox- "The Official Colourbox World Cup Theme" (The Official Colourbox World Cup Theme EP)
06. Ghost- "Hazy Paradise" (Hypnotic World)
07. Fu Manchu- "Free and Easy (Summer Girls)" (No One Rides For Free)
08. Caribou- "After Hours" (Andorra)
09. Eluvium- "Indoor Swimming At The Space Station" (Copia)
10. Les Rallizes Denudes- "Flames Of Ice" (December's Black Children)
11. The Pretty Weapons- "Lady Of The Space Realm" (The Pretty Weapons)
12. M83- "Lower Your Eyelids And Die With The Sun" (Before The Dawn Heals Us)
13. Klaxons- "Gravity's Rainbow (Van She Remix)" (Xan Valleys EP)
14. Los Mono- "Promesas" (Somos los que etamos)
15. Midnight Juggernauts- "Ending Of An Era" (Dystopia)
16. Casino Versus Japan- "Local Forecast" (Go Hawaii)
I've never driven in snow before, and now its snowing.
Tap the brakes.
01. Animal Collective (feat. Vashti Bunyan) - "I Remember Learning How To Dive" (Prospect Hummer EP)
02. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - "Home On Ice" (Clap Your Hands Say Yeah)
03. The Arcade Fire - "No Cars Go" (Arcade Fire)
04. Beirut - "Scenic World" (Gulag Orkestar)
05. Built To Spill - "The Weather" (Ancient Melodies of the Future)
06. The Fiery Furnaces - "Tropical Iceland" (EP)
07. The Teenagers - "Au Revoir Simone Fallen Snow Remix" (Remix)
08. The Velvet Teen - "Into the Open" (Out of the Fierce Parade)
09. Iggy Pop - "I am a Passenger" (Iggy Pop)
10. Piano Overlord - "Stay Home" (Torture EP)
11. The Album Leaf - "in between lines" (one day i'll be on time)
12. Spoon - "You Gotta Feel It" (Kill The Moonlight)
13. Beulah - "Don't Forget To Breathe" (Yoko)
14. Broken Social Scene - "pitter patter goes my heart" (You Forgot It In People)
Son of You Say Potato, I Say Get The Fuck On The Dancefloor
01. MSTRKRFT - "Bounce (feat. N.O.R.E.)" (Bounce - Single)
02. MGMT - "Electric Feel (Justice Remix)" (Electric Feel (Justice Remix) - Single)
03. Justice - "D.A.N.C.E. (MSTRKRFT Remix)" (Cross)
04. N.E.R.D. - "Everyone Nose (All The Girls Standing In The Line For The Bathroom)" (Seeing Sounds)
05. The Whip - "Trash" (X Marks Destination)
06. Justin Timberlake - "SexyBack" (FutureSex/LoveSounds)
07. Does It Offend You, Yeah? - "We Are Rockstars" (You Have No Idea What You're Getting Yourself Into)
08. Franz Ferdinand - "Take Me Out" (Franz Ferdinand)
09. Crystal Castles - "Vanished" (Crystal Castles)
10. Justice - "DVNO" (Cross)
11. Passion Pit - "The Reeling" (Manners)
12. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Heads Will Roll" (It's Blitz!)
13. Amanda Blank - "Make It Take It" (I Love You)
14. Muscles - "My Friend Richard" (Guns Babes Lemonade)
My Christian boyfriend won't fuck me
(heaven and hell version)
01. Stone Roses- "I Wanna Be Adored" (The Stone Roses)
02. Amon Düül II- "The Marilyn Monroe-Memorial Church" (Tanz der Lemminge)
03. Bad Brains- "House Of Suffering" (I Against I)
04. Depeche Mode- "Master and Servant" (Some Great Reward)
05. The Flaming Lips- "Hit Me Like You Did The First Time" (Hit to Death in the Futurehead)
06. Boredoms- "Nice B-O-R-E Guy" (Pop Tatari)
07. Whitehouse- "Try and be Grateful" (Thank Your Lucky Stars)
08. Six Organs of Admittance- "The Acceptance of Absolute Negation" (For Octavio Paz)
09. Sonic Boom- "Lonely Avenue" (Spectrum)
10. Autoclave- "I'll Take You Down" (Autoclave)
11. Mayhem- "Pagan Fears" (De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas)
12. Caetano Veloso- "Empty Boat" (Caetano Veloso)
13. Galaxie 500- "Don't Let Our Youth Go To Waste" (Today)
14. Spiritualized- "I Want You" (Lazer Guided Melodies)
15. U.N.K.L.E.- "Lonely Soul" (Psyence Fiction)
16. Von- "Lamb" (Satanic Blood)
17. The Brian Jonestown Massacre- "You Look Great When I'm Fucked Up" (And This Is Our Music)
Songs to listen to while dining with your Vicodin-addicted grandmother
01. Low - "On The Edge Of" (The Great Destroyer)
02. A Sunny Day In Glasgow - "Watery (Drowning Is Just Another Word For Being Buried Alive Under Water)" (Scribble Mural Comic Journal)
03. Bohren & Der Club Of Gore - "Mitleid Lady" Mitleid Lady)
04. Lungfish - "Black Helicopters" (Artifical Horizon)
05. Brightblack Morninglight - "All We Have Broken Shines" (Brightblack Moorninglight)
06. Broadcast - "Pendulum" (Haha Sound)
07. A Place To Bury Strangers - "I Know I'll See You" (A Place To Bury Strangers)
08. Cold Cave - "Hello Rats" (Love Comes Close)
09. Japanther - "Untitled" (Skuffed Up My Huffy)
10. My Bloody Valentine - "Glider" (Loveless)
11. Neil Young - "What Happened Yesterday" (Mirrorball)
12. Nadja - "Needle In the Hay (Elliot Smith Cover)" (When I See The Sun Always Shines On TV)
13. Neu! - "Negativland" (Neu!)
14. Alan Vega - "Thirteen Crosses (Live 2008)"
15. Prurient - "Cocaine Death" (Cocaine Death)
16. Public Image Limited - "Careering" (Metal Box)
