songs so obviously sexual that you couldnt possibly doubt the fact that i want to rip off your clothes at this exact moment

Huh. It turns out the mystery was what made it sexy.

01. Deadmau5 ft. Melleefresh - “Hey Baby” (Web Release)
02. Panic! At The Disco - “Lying Is the Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off” (Lying Is the Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off)
03. Bad Company - “Feel Like Makin’ Love” (Bad Company)
04. Bloodhound Gang - “The Bad Touch (Prime Remix)” (Hooray for Boobies)
05. Colbie Callait - “Bubbly” (Coco)
06. John Mayer - “Your Body Is A Wonderland” (Room For Squares)
07. Elton John - “Can You Feel The Love Tonight” (Lion King)
08. Papa Roach - “I Almost Told You That I Loved You” (Metamorphosis)
09. Patent Pending - “Every Time We Touch” (Heavens)
10. Poison - “Talk Dirty To Me” (Look What the Cat Dragged In)
11. Smash Mouth - “Can’t Get Enough Of You Baby” (Astro Lounge)
12. Tre Cool - “Like a Rat Does Cheese” (Like A Rat Does Cheese)
13. Van Halen - “Ice Cream Man” (Van Halen)
14. Warrant - “Cherry Pie” (Cherry Pie)

We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl

“There are these two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says ‘Morning, boys. How’s the water?’ And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes ‘What the hell is water?’”
– David Foster Wallace

01. We Are Scientists - “After Hours” (Brain Thrust Mastery)
02. Starf***er - “Bury Us Alive” (Reptilians)
03. Tommy Stinson - “All This Way For Nothing” (One Man Mutiny)
04. John Mayer - “Slow Dancing in A Burning Room” (Live)
05. Walk The Moon - “Iscariot” (i want! i want!)
06. Good Old War - “You Are My Own Sinking Ship” (Good Old War)
07. Ani DiFranco - “Little Plastic Castle” (Little Plastic Castle)
08. Johnny Flynn - “The Box” (A Larum)
09. The Replacements - “Anywhere’s Better Than Here” (Don’t Tell A Soul)
10. Joy Division - “Love Will Tear Us Apart” (Substance)
11. The National - “Lemonworld” (High Violet)

Songs for you and the other soul. (whether they know you exist already or not)

01. Bon Iver - “I Can’t Make You Love Me/ Nick Of Time” (Calgary)
02. Paul Baribeau - “Falling In Love With Your Best Friend” (Grand Ledge)
03. Maps & Atlases - “Perch Patchwork” (Perch Patchwork)
04. Noah and the Whale - “I Have Nothing” (First Days Of Spring)
05. Bright Eyes - “Land Locked Blues” (I’m Wide Awake It’s Morning)
06. James Black & Bon Iver - “Fall Creek Boys Choir” (Enough Thunder)
07. Death Cab For Cutie - “Grapevine Fires” (Narrow Stairs)
08. The Weavers - “Deep Blue Sea” (Rarities from the Vanguard Vault)
09. Islands - “If” (Return To Sea)
10. Hellogoodbye - “Baby, It’s Fact (Down Mix)” (Remixes!)
11. Beirut - “The Rip Tide” (The Rip Tide)
12. The Mountain Goats - “Linda Blair Was Born Innocent” (We Shall All Be Healed)
13. The Beatles - “Yesterday” (Help!)
14. Pink Floyd - “Wish You Were Here” (Oh By The Way)

Music for My Pet Pirate Unicorn

01. Battles - “Atlas” (Mirrored)
02. Infected Mushroom - “Sa’eed” (The Legend Of The Black Shawarma)
03. The Beatles - “Blue Jay Way” (Magical Mystery Tour)
04. Deadmau5 - “Ghosts N Stuff” (For The Lack Of A Better Name)
05. White Ring - “Roses” (Black Earth That Made Me)
06. Magic Mash - “Give Me Some More” (Web Remix)

The dog is bored of hearing Leonard Cohen, Ryan Adams and Wilco all day. She wants something I don’t know how to give her. The other dog doesn’t care about this.

01. Barry Louis Polisar - “I’ve Got a Dog and My Dog’s Name Is Cat” (My Brother Thinks He’s a Banana and Other Provocative Songs for Children)
02. Lobo - “Me and You and a Dog Named Boo” (I’d Love You to Want Me)
03. Dr. John - “How Come My Dog Don’t Bark When You Come Around” (Goin’ Back to New Orleans)
04. Sublime - “I Love My Dog” (Sublime)
05. Cat Stevens - “I Love My Dog” (Matthew & Son)
06. Sick Puppies - “Master of the Universe” (Tri-polar)

Songs for cleaning my scrotum!!

Scrub it to the rhythm.

01. Valient Thorr - “Woman In The Woods” (Stranger)
02. Nitad - “Rädslan” (Ibland Kan Man Inte Hindras Sig Själv)
03. Discharge - “Doomsday” (Society’s Victims)
04. Ten - “Scrotum” (In My Own World)
05. Regulations - “Different Needs” (To Be Me)
06. Sista Sekunden - “Fel, Fel, Fel” (Svartvit)
07. Kyuss - “Fifty Million Year Trip” (Muchas Gracias - The Best of Kyuss)
08. Clutch - “Rats” (Transnational Speedway League)
09. Helmet - “Bad Mood” (Strap It On)
10. Rodan - “Shiner” (Rusty)
11. Sleep “Dragonaut” (Sleep’s Holy Mountain)
12. UFOMammut - “IV” (Eve)

One Last Too-Late Taste Of Summer

01. The Exploding Hearts - “Modern Kicks” (Guitar Romantic)
02. The Flaming Lips (feat. Ke$ha) - “2012” (The Flaming Lips and Heady Fwends)
03. King Tuff - “Anthem” (King Tuff)
04. Japandroids - “House That Heaven Built” (Celebration Rock)
05. Ty Segall Band - “Tell Me What’s Inside Your Heart” (Slaughterhouse)
06. The Black Keys - “Lonely Boy” (El Camino)
07. The Strokes - “12:15” (Room On Fire)
08. LCD Soundsystem - “Drunk Girls” (This Is Happening)
09. Passion Pit - “I’ll Be Alright” (Gossamer)
10. M83 - “Midnight City” (Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming)
11. Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti - “Beverly Kills” (Before Today)
12. Arctic Monkeys - “The Hellcat Spangled Shalalala” (Suck It and See)
13. Cults - “Go Outside” (Cults)
14. Wilco - “Sunloathe” (The Whole Love)

Songs that make me want to party like it’s 1985 among neon-clad party goers

Okay, I put on my sneakers with the neon green shoelaces. When are we throwing this party?

01. Anna Oxygen - “Spectacle” (All Your Faded Things)
02. SSION - “Clown (Glass Candy Remix)”
03. Class Actress - “Prove Me Wrong” (Rapprocher)
04. Black Kids - “I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You” (Wizard of Ahhhs)
05. Grimes - “Vanessa” (Darkbloom)
06. Glass Candy - “Etheric Device” (Beat Box)
07. Buffalo Daughter - “Socks, Drugs, And Rock ‘n’ Roll” (New Rock)
08. Metronomy - “The Bay” (The English Riviera)
09. Chromeo - “My Girl Is Calling Me (A Liar)” (Fancy Footwork)
10. Hot Chip - And I Was A Boy From School (The Warning)
11. Ladytron - “Open Your Heart” (Reproductions: Songs of the Human League)
12. Roisin Murphy - “Primitive” (Overpowered)

Autumn

01. Grizzly Bear - “Little Brother” (Yellow House)
02. Mazzy Star - “Common Burn” (Common Burn/Lay Myself Down)
03. Jens Lekman - “Maple Leaves” (Maple Leaves EP)
04. Larkin Grimm - “The Last Tree” (The Last Tree)
05. Alela Diane - “Tatted Lace” (To Be Still)
06. Eric Bachmann - “Man O’ War” (To The Races)
07. Joan Baez - “Diamonds & Rust” (Diamonds & Rust)
08. Jana Hunter - “Babies” (There’s No Home)
09. Marissa Nadler - “Mr. John Lee Revisited” (Marissa Nadler)
10. Azure Ray - “November” (November EP)
11. The Tallest Man On Earth - “Bright Lanterns” (There’s No Leaving Now)
12. Joanna Newsom - “Autumn” (Have One On Me)
13. Fleet Foxes - “The Shrine/An Argument” (Helplessness Blues)
14. Mountain Man - “How’m I Doin’” (Made The Harbor)
15. Devendra Banhart - “Now That I Know” (Cripple Crow)
16. Beach House - “Apple Orchard” (Beach House)
17. Meg Baird - “Friends” (Seasons On Earth)
18. Emily Haines and the Soft Skeleton - “Sprig” (What Is Free To A Good Home?)
19. Glen Hansard - “What Are We Gonna Do” (Rhythm And Repose)
20. Goldfrapp - “Clowns” (Seventh Tree)
21. Mariee Sioux - “Wild Eyes” (Faces In The Rocks)
22. Vashti Bunyan - “Rose Hip November” (Just Another Diamond Day)
23. Smog - “Red Apple Falls” (Red Apple Falls)
24. Isobel Campbell - “Willow’s Song” (Milk White Sheets)
25. Kaki King - “Can The Gwot Save Us?” (Legs To Make Us Longer)
26. Joni Mitchell - “Woodstock” (Ladies Of The Canyon)

It’s that time of year again – yes, fall, autumn, whatever you call it. It’s the best time of year.

01. White Denim - “Street Joy” (D)
02. William Elliott Whitmore - “Everything Gets Gone” (Field Songs)
03. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. - “Skeletons” (It’s A Corporate World)
04. Aunt Martha - “Steal Back” (The Abandoned Bedroom Sessions)
05. Bowerbirds - “In Our Talons” (Hymns For A Dark Horse)
06. Ivan & Alyosha - “You’re On To Something” (The Verse, The Chorus)
07. The Cave Singers - “Cold Eye” (Invitation Songs)
08. The Magnetic Fields - “Dancing In Your Eyes” (The Wayward Bus / Distant Plastic Trees)
09. Bob Dylan - “Alberta #1” (Self Portrait)
10. Pepper Rabbit - “Harvest Moon” (Beauregard)
11. Deer Tick - “Mange” (The Black Dirt Sessions)
12. Mirah - “Apples In The Trees” (Advisory Committee)
13. Brown Bird - “Severed Soul” (The Devil Dancing)
14. T.V. On the Radio - “Will Do” (Nine Types of Light)
15. Scattered Trees - “Four Days Straight” (Sympathy)
16. U.S. Royalty - “Give Up The Ghost” (Mirrors)
17. Langhorne Slim - “Lord” (Electric Love Letter EP)
18. James Vincent McMorrow - “The Sparrow and the Wolf” (Early In the Morning)
19. Delta Spirit- “St. Francis” (History From Below)
20. Pablo - “Designed” (Designed Limited Edition 7”)
21. Nathan Xander - “Trial By Fire” (The Fear)

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