Songs That Thom Yorke Masturbates To

Songs to impress the hot Nottingham, UK hipster boys when I study abroad

As a Brit I wish you well on studying here and making fun of our accents! This is a standard pastime, we forgive you.

01. Maps & Atlases - “Everyplace Is A House” (Trees, Swallows, Houses)
02. Explosions In The Sky - “Day Two” (The Rescue)
03. Johnny Foreigner - “Jess, You Got Yr Song, Now Leave” (Vs. Everything)
04. Slint - “Don, Aman” (Spiderland)
05. The Arctic Monkeys - “You Probably Couldn’t See for the Lights but You Were Staring Straight at Me” (Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not)
05. Dananananaykroyd - “Think And Feel” (There Is A Way)
06. Belle & Sebastian - “A Summer Wasting” (The Boy With The Arab Strap)
07. Chad VanGaalen - “City Of Electric Light” (Soft Airplane)
08. The Pop Group - “She Is Beyond Good And Evil” (Y)
09. James Blake - “I Mind” (James Blake)
10. Frank Turner - “Romantic Fatigue” (Sleep Is For The Week)
11. Los Campesinos! - “Life Is a Long Time” (Hello Sadness)
12. The Flaming Lips - “Watching The Planets” (Embryonic)

White girl trying to find love in Japan

01. The Books - “Tokyo” (The Lemon of Pink)
02. The Flaming Lips - “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt. 1” (Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots)
03. Bright Eyes - “Another Travelin’ Song” (I’m Wide Awake It’s Morning)
04. The Magnetic Fields - “Absolutely Cuckoo” (69 Love Songs, Vol. 1)
05. Iain Archer - “Canal Song (End of Sentence)” (Soleil / Canal Song (End of Sentence) - Single)
06. YUI - “Summer Song” (Summer Song)
Miniature Tigers - “Japanese Woman Living in My Closet” (F O R T R E S S)
07. Discovery - “Osaka Loop Line” (LP)
Camera Obscura - “French Navy” (My Maudlin Career)
08. Shugo Tokumaru - “Parachute” (Exit)
09. Laura Veirs - “July Flame” (July Flame)
10. Discovery Feat. Angel Deradoorian - “I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend” (LP)

My best friend has moved to Michigan, now Im watching the Gregg Araki movies we loved and feeling sad.

It’s hard to find things without romantic overtones, so you might have to interpret some of these with platonic ears.

01. Sufjan Stevens- “Say Yes! To Michigan!” (Greetings From Michigan: The Great Lake State)
02. Ride - “Vapour Trail” (Nowhere)
03. Mojave 3 - “Trying to Reach You” (Excuses For Travelers)
04. Slowdive - “Allison” (Souvlaki)
05. Galaxie 500 - “Strange” (On Fire)
06. Husker Du - “Sorry Somehow” (Candy Apple Grey)
07. The Smashing Pumpkins - “Spaceboy” (Siamese Dream)
08. Air - “Highschool Lover” (The Virgin Suicides [Original Soundtrack])
09. Hum - “Songs of Farewell and Departure (You’d Prefer an Astronaut)
10. The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - “Kurt Cobain’s Cardigan” (Single)

Here’s a mix for you, girlfriend who moved to China for a year.

01. Brian Eno - “Burning Airlines Give You So Much More” (Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)
02. John Cale / Bob Neuwirth - “Old China” (Last Day On Earth)
03. Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers - “Chinese Rocks” (L.A.M.F. Revisited)
04. Leonard Cohen - “Suzanne” (Songs Of Leonard Cohen)
05. John Zorn - “Shangai” (The Best Of Film Works: 20 Years Of Soundtrack Music)
06. Can - “Peking-O” (Tago Mago)
07. China Crisis - “Wishful Thinking” (Working With Fire And Steel: Possible Pop Songs, Vol. 2)
08. John Cale - “Chinese Envoy” (Music For A New Society)
09. Radio Tarifa - “Oye China” (Rumba Argelina)
10. Iggy Pop - “China Girl” (The Idiot)

I left before you woke up, and I’m walking home in the rain, holding a cigarette I keep forgetting to smoke

‘Walking in the rain with a cigarette I keep forgetting to smoke’ could be my epitaph.

01. Cloud Nothings - “No Future No Past” (Attack on Memory)
02. Leonard Cohen - “Going Home” (Old Ideas)
03. Gowns - “Rope” (Red State)
04. Robert Johnson - “Walking Blues” (The Complete Recordings)
05. Anthony Green - “Drugdealer” (Avalon)
06. Psychic Babble - “Five Fold Kiss” (My Brother’s Ears/ My Sister’s Eyes)
07. Mewithoutyou - “Messes Of Men” (Brother, Sister)
08. Lil Wayne - “Shoot Me Down” (Tha Carter III)
09. The Kills - “Black Balloon” (Midnight Boom)
10. Jens Lekman - “Black Cab” (Maple Leaves)
11. Fleet Foxes - “Someone You’d Admire” (Helplessness Blues)

This is so poisonous, but I don’t want to stop. Don’t listen to me when I tell you to go away. Keep chasing me. please?

1.) Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored
2.) Zola Jesus - Run Me Out
3.) Belong - Perfect Life
4.) Crystal Castles - Not In Love (feat. Robert Smith)
5.) Diamond Messages - Liquid Summer
6.) New Order - Regret
7.) Robyn - Hang With Me
8.) Uffie - First Love (Demo Version)
9.) Patrick Wolf - The Magic Position
10.) Burial - Endorphin
11.) Husker Du - Don’t Wanna Know If You Are Lonely
12.) XTC - When You’re Near Me I Have Difficulty
13.) Asobi Seksu - And Then He Kissed Me
14.) Tennis - Take Me Somewhere
15.) Garbage - Stupid Girl
16.) The Nerves - Hanging On The Telephone
17.) Radio Dept. - I Don’t Like It Like This
18.) Depeche Mode - But Not Tonight
19.) Suicide - Keep Your Dreams
20.) Elvis Presely - One-Sided Love Affair
21.) Dark Dark Dark - Daydreaming

I’ve been a terrible, selfish person for 28 years. Moving away to start anew, feeling optimistic; hoping to be reborn. Wish me luck, stranger.

Best of luck with your journey!

01. Arcade Fire - “Rebellion (Lies)” (Funeral)
02. Yeasayer - “Ambling Alp” (Odd Blood)
03. The Mountain Goats “Amy aka Spent Gladiator 1” (Transcendental Youth)
04. jj - “From Africa to Malaga” (jj n° 2)
05. Iron & Wine - “Upward Over the Mountain” (The Creek Drank the Cradle)
06. Cat Power - “Lived in Bars” (The Greatest)
07. The Hold Steady - “How a Resurrection Really Feels” (Separation Sunday)
08. Lil B - “Unchain Me” (Im Gay (Im Happy))
09. Bill Callahan - “Riding for the Feeling” (Apocalypse)

Been away for a year, need music to come home to. Please don’t give me anything with “Home” in it.

01. Belle And Sebastian - “I’m A Cuckoo” (Dear Catastrophe Waitress)
02. Dirty Projectors - “Temecula Sunrise” (Bitte Orca)
03. Wilco - “Far Far Away” (Being There)
04. Fleet Foxes - “Montezuma” (Helplessness Blues)
05. Dawes - “Time Spent In Los Angeles” (Nothing Is Wrong)
06. Real Estate - “Beach Comber” (Real Estate)
07. Arcade Fire - “Neighborhood #2 (Laika)” (Funeral)
08. Bob Dylan - “I Want You” (Blonde On Blonde)
09. Vampire Weekend - “Walcott” (Vampire Weekend)
10. Phoenix - “Long Distance Call” (It’s Never Been Like That)
11. Michael Kiwanuka - “I’ll Get Along” (Home Again)
12. Bahamas - “Lost In The Light” (Barchords)

Thousands of miles away, waves are crashing down on the shores of Antarctica

Feel the waves.

01. Gas - “Oktember A” (Oktember)
02. Drexciya - Hydro Theory (Andrea Parker - DJ-Kicks)
03. Sasha - “Magnetic North” (Airdrawndagger)
04. James Ruskin - “Indirect World” (Further Design)
05. Porter Ricks - “Nautical Dub” (Biokinetics)
06. Scuba - “Lights Out” (Triangulation)
07. Polygon Window - “Portreath Harbour” (Surfing on Sine Waves)
08. Marow - “e.coli” (Plus Minus Null)
09. Nathan Fake - “The Sky Was Pink (James Holden remix)”
10. Plastikman - “Korridor” (Artifakts B. C.)
11. Mux Mool - “Brothers” (Dry Waves)

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