Songs with titles that read like New Year’s resolutions.

01. The Libertines - "Don't Be Shy" (The Libertines)
02. The Unicorns - "Let's Get Known" (Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone)
03. Jimmy Eat World - "Just Watch The Fireworks" (Clarity)
04. Saves The Day - "Through Being Cool" (Through Being Cool)
05. John Lennon- "Give Peace A Chance" (Lennon)
06. Oasis- "Don't Look Back In Anger" [(What's The Story) Morning Glory?]
07. Mika- "Relax, Take It Easy" (Life In Cartoon Motion)
08. Taking Back Sunday- "One-Eighty By Summer" (Where You Want To Be)
09. Something Corporate- "Forget December" (Songs For Silent Movies)
10. Le Tigre- "Keep On Livin'" (Feminist Sweepstakes)
11. Armor For Sleep- "Remember To Feel Real" (What To Do When You're Dead)
12. Radiohead- "Prove Yourself" (Pablo Honey)
13. Say Anything- "Chia-Like, I Shall Grow" (...Is A Real Boy)
14. The Fall Of Troy- "Cut Down All The Trees And Name The Streets After Them" (Manipulator)

Your girlfriend is fake. You don’t know I know this. When you make up stories about her I feel sad f

01. Pavement - "Love is Lies (Buzzcocks cover)" (East Village Radio)
02. The Blow - "Eat Your Heart Up" (Paper Television)
03. The Loves - "She'll Break Your Heart" (Love EP)
04. Los Campesinos! - "... And We Exhale And Roll Our Eyes In Unison" (Hold on Now, Youngster)
05. Heavenly - "Sperm Meets Egg, So What?" (The Decline and Fall of Heavenly)
06. Architecture in Helsinki - "Frenchy, I'm Faking" (In Case We Die)
07. The 6ths - "Falling Out of Love (With You)" (Wasps' Nests)
08. Josek K - "Sorry for Laughing" (Crazy to Exist)
09. Math & Physics Club - "Cold as Minnesota" (Math & Physics Club)
10. Blondie - "Rip Her to Shreds" (Blondie)
11. Jens Lekman - "If I Could Cry (It Would Feel Like This)" (Night Falls Over Kortedala)
12. Beulah - "Lay Down for the Letdown" (Handsome Western States)
13. April March - "Nothing New" (Chrominance Decoder)
14. Trembling Blue Stars - "The Ghost of an Unkissed Kiss" (Alive to Every Smile)
15. The Modern Lovers - "The Morning of Our Lives" (Home of the Hits: The Beserkley Story)
16. Weezer - "Only in Dreams" (Weezer)

I Hate John

01. Eagle Seagull - "I'm Sorry But I'm Beginning To Hate Your Face" (The Year Of The How-To Book)
02. DMX - "Up In Here" (And Then There Was X)
03. The Gothic Archies - "Freakshow" (The Tragic Treasury)
04. The White Stripes - "Passive Manipulation" (Get Behind Me Satan)
05. Daniel Johnston - "Hate Song" (Songs of Pain)
06. Jens Lekman - "I'm Leaving You Because I Don't Love You" (Night Falls Over Kortedala)
07. M.I.A. - "Fire Fire" (Arular)
08. Beck - "Go It Alone" (Guero)
09. A Tribe Called Quest - "Sucka Nigga" (Midnight Marauders)
10. The Go! Team - "We Just Won't Be Defeated" (Thunder, Lightning, Strike)

I sold out.

note from lamontedrunk: In my opinion, these are the songs with which the following artists sold out.
01-01: Casual hipster's edition

12-18: Exaggerating über-critical elitist's edition

"Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they became popular" (Dan Les Sac Vs. Scroobious Pip - Thou Shalt Always Kill)
01. Animal Collective - "Fireworks" (Strawberry Jam)

02. Jens Lekman - "A Postcard To Nina" (Night Falls Over Kortedala)

03. Bloc Party - "The Prayer" (A Weekend In The City)

04. Interpol - "No I In Threesome" (Our Love To Admire)

05. Editors - "An End Has An Start" (An End Has An Start)

06. Wilco - "You Are My Face" (Sky Blue Sky)

07. Sufjan Stevens - "Chicago" (Illinois)

08. Modest Mouse - "Float On" (Good News For People Who Love Bad News)

09. Death Cab for Cutie - "The Sound of Settling" (Transatlanticism)

10. The Shins - "New Slang" (Oh, Inverted World)

11. Coldplay - "Yellow" (Parachutes)

12. Xiu Xiu - "I Luv the Valley OH!" (Fabulous Muscles)

13. The Dismemberment Plan - "The City" (Emergency & I)

14. Belle & Sebastian - "Seeing Other People" (If You're Feeling Sinister)

15. Neutral Milk Hotel - "In The Aeroplane Over The Sea" (In The Aeroplane Over The Sea)

16. Eno & Cale - "Lay My Love" (Wrong Way Up)

17. Sonic Youth - "Silver Rocket" (Daydream Nation)

18. Joy Division - "Love Will Tear Us Apart" (Substance (1977-1980))

Sad Songs That Will Make Me Want To Dance in Public

note from SaturdayNightAlone: Ok, I think I got everything here, from hipster miserablist (The Rapture) to downright heartbreaking (Annie), and the obligatory Smiths track ;), all danceable! Perhaps you could try hugging yourself whilst onlookers stare.

01. The Rapture - "Olio" (Echoes)

02. Portishead - "Sour Times" (Dummy)

03. New Order - "True Faith" (Substance)

04. The Smiths - "What Difference Does It Make?" (Hatful of Hollow)

05. Pulp - "Disco 2000" (Different Class)

06. Caribou - "Melody Day" (Andorra)

07. !!! - "Take Ecstacy With Me" (Single)[Magnetic Fields cover]

08. Talking Heads - "Memories Can't Wait" (Fear of Music)

09. The Cure - "Boys Don't Cry" (Boys Dont Cry)

10. Patrick Wolf - "To The Lighthouse" (Lycanthropy)

11. Annie - "Heartbeat" (Anniemal)

12. Le Tigre - "Eau d'Bedroom Dancing" (Le Tigre)

13. The Field Mice - "Missing the Moon" (For Keeps) [Bonus CD track]

And as if we had been previously talking, songs that start with conjunctions.

01. Jennifer Halliday - "And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going" (The Best of Jennifer Halliday)
02. Moxy Fruvous - "And So It Goes" (Moxy Fruvous Extra)
03. Thea Gilmore - "And We'll Dance" (Songs from the Gutter)
04. The Besnard Lakes - "And You Lied to Me" (The Besnard Lakes Are the Dark Horse)
05. Panic At the Disco - "But It's Better if You Do" (A Fever You Can't Sweat Out)
06. Azure Ray - "For No One" (Azure Ray)
07. The Killers - "For Reasons Unknown" (Sam's Town)
08. Maritime - "For Science Fiction" (Heresy and the Hotel Choir)
09. Blonde Redhead - "For the Damaged" (Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons)
10. Chicks on Speed - "For All the Boys in the World" (The Re-Releases of the Un-Releases)
11. Bjork - "So Broken" (Homogenic Live)
12. Guster - "So Long" (Lost and Gone Forever)

Songs The TMT Morons Weep To

01. American Analog Set - "Aaron and Maria" (Know by Heart)

02. Nickel Creek - "This Side" (This Side)

03. Okkervil River - "Westfall" (Don't Fall In Love With Everyone You See)

04. Cloud Cult - "Your 8th Birthday" (The Meaning of 8)

05. Deer Tick - "Art Isn't Real (City of Sin)" (War Elephant)

06. Drive-by Truckers "Goddamn Lonely Love" (The Dirty South)

07. Beth Orton - "Worms" (Comfort of Strangers)

08. Sun Kil Moon - "Carry Me Ohio" (Ghosts of the Great Highway)

09. Band of Horses - "The Funeral" (Everything All The Time)

10. Radiohead - "Reckoner" (In Rainbows)

Getting Tasered Kinda Sucks

01. N.W.A - "Fuck Tha Police" (Straight Outta Compton)
02. Fucked Up - "Baiting The Public" (Hidden World)
03. Hated Youth - "Total Control" (Hardcore Rules)
04. Notorious B.I.G - "Gimme The Loot" (Ready To Die)
05. Against Me! - "Those Anarcho Punks are Mysterious..." (Reinventing Axl Rose)
06. The Dirty Projectors - "Police Story" (Rise Above)
07. Quasimoto - "Low Class Conspiracy" (The Unseen)
08. This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb - "The Black Panther Song" (Dance Party With...)
09. Verse - "Hard To Breathe" (From Anger and Rage)
10. Ampere - "The Regulator" (Bad Brains cover) (Ampere/Das Oath Split)
11. Urban Waste - "Police Brutality" (s/t 7")
12. Black Lips - "Bad Kids" (Good Bad Not Evil)

...and then every Girl Talk song ever. GET IT? GIRL TALK! TASED!

Songs to drive to at night. Or songs that invoke the feeling that I’d like to drive to them at night

01. My Morning Jacket - "Off The Record (Live)" (Okonokos)

02. The Shins - "Sea Legs" (Wincing the Night Away)

03. Leonard Cohen - "Tonight Will Be Fine" (IYM Soundtrack)

04. Vampire Weekend - "Oxford Comma" (special: daytrotter session)

05. John Legend - "I Used To Love U" (Kanye West- I'm good)

06. Radiohead - "House Of Cards" (In Rainbows)

07. Sigur Ros- "I Gaer" (Hvarf- Heim)

08. Devotchka - "Til The End Of Time" (LMS Soundtrack)

09. The Velvet Teen - "Gyzmkid" (Cum Laude!)

10. Egil Olsen - "Wannabe" (I am a singer/songwriter)

11. Apostle Of Hustle - "My Sword Hand's Anger" (National Anthem of Nowhere)

12. Cloud Cult - "The Princess Bride" (Aurora Borealis)

13. Modest Mouse - "Missed The Boat" (We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank)

14. Great Northern - "The Middle" (Trading Twilight for Daylight)

15. Band Of Horses - "Weed Party" (Everything all the Time)

16. Doves - "The Cedar Room" (Lost Souls)

I haven’t shaved my legs all winter, spring is here and I think I’m going to miss my leg warmers.

01. France Gall - "Laisse Tomber les Filles" (Poupée de Son)
02. BMX Bandits - "Let Mother Nature Be Your Guide" (C-86 Plus )
03. The Sea Urchins - "Pristine Christine" (Air Balloon Road
04. The Microphones - "Where It's Hotter" (Don't Wake Me Up)
05. El Perro del Mar - "Dog" (El Perro del Mar)
06. Nico - "I'll Keep It With Mine" (Chelsea Girl)
07. The Boy Least Likely To - "Fur as Soft as Fur" (The Best Party Ever)
08. Islands - "Rough Gem" (Return to the Sea)
09. The Finishing School - "Destination Girl" (Destination Girl)
10. Jenny Lewis - "Rabbit Fur Coat" (Rabbit Fur Coat)
11. Beat Happening - "Teenage Caveman" (You Turn Me On)
12. TV on the Radio - "Wolf Like Me" (Return to Cookie Mountain)

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