songs to be somewhat disatisfied about not having the kind of friends you want to have and instead having vaguely racist ones

Songs that would be okay if they came alive and fucked you

01. My Morning Jacket - “One Big Holiday” (It Still Moves)
02. MGMT - “Indie Rokkers” (Time to Pretend EP)
03. My Bloody Valentine - “Only Shallow” (Loveless)
04. Caribou - “Odessa” (Swim)
05. Air - “Sexy Boy” (Moon Safari)
06. Arctic Monkeys - “Do Me a Favour” (Favourite Worst Nightmare)
07. SBTRKT - “Wildfire” (SBTRKT)
08. Sleigh Bells -“Infinity Guitars” (Treats)
09. Cold War Kids -“Saint John” (Robbers and Cowards)
10. Grizzly Bear - “I Live With You” (Veckatimest)
11. Hot Chip - “One Pure Thought” (Made in the Dark)
12. Jessica Lea Mayfield - “Grown Man” (Tell Me)
13. The Joy Formidable - “Whirring” (The Big Roar)
14. The Strokes - “You Only Live Once” (First Impressions of Earth)

Songs to make me wish I smoked

01. Anthony Green - “Drugdealer” (Avalon)
02. Foxes in Fiction - “15 Ativan (Song for Erika)”(Swung from the Branches)
03. Daedelus - “Welcome Home (Prefuse 73/Danse Mix)” (Exquisite Corpse)
04. Pinback - “Loro” (Pinback)
05. Boards of Canada - “Happy Cycling” (Music has the Right to Children
06. WHY? - “Crushed Bones” (Elephant Eyelash)
07. Slowdive - “Crazy for You” (Pygmalion)
08. Caribou - “Sun” (Swim)
09. Black Moth Super Rainbow - “Forever Heavy” (Dandelion Gum)
10. Bibio - “Pretentious” (Mind Bokeh)
11. Squarepusher - “Iambic 5 Poetry” (Budakhan Mindphone)
12. Araab Muzik - “Let it Go” (Electronic Dream)
13. Chrome Sparks - “Marijuana” (GRL MTN - AAURAL II Compilation)

Where have all the cowboys gone?

01. Tom Waits - “Goin’ Out West” (Bone Machine)
02. Silver Jews - “Dallas” (The Natural Bridge)
03. Cat Power - “Lived in Bars” (The Greatest)
04. Ryan Adams - “Bartering Lines” (Heartbreaker)
05. Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - “Hiding All Away” (Abattoir Blues/The Lyre of Orpheus)
06. Tortoise & Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy - “Thunder Road” (The Brave and the Bold)
07. Portishead - “Roads” (Dummy)
08. WIlco - “Poor Places” (Yankee Hotel Foxtrot)
09. Songs: Ohia - “Farewell Transmission” (Magnolia Electric Co.)
10. Bob Dylan - “Desolation Row” (Highway 61 Revisited)
11. Bill Callahan - “One Fire Morning” (Apocalypse)

Fell in Love with a Fictional Character and I Feel Pathetic

This mix will take you on a swim through the waves of anxiety you’re likely to experience in a situation, but it works okay in the end.

01. Jim O’Rourke - “It’s All Downhill from Here”
02. Elliott Smith - “Wouldn’t Mama be Proud?”
03. Blue Cheer - “Fool”
04. Fleetwood Mac - “Oh well”
05. Gram Parsons - “In My Hour of Darkness”
06. Evie Sands - “I’ll Never be Alone Again”
07. Free Design - “Make the Madness Stop”
08. Juliana Hatfield - “What a Life”
09. Japan - “Sometimes I Feel so Low”
10. Melvins - “The Talking Horse”
11. Neil Young - “Vampire Blues”
12. The Shaggs - “Why Do I Feel?”
13. The Shaggs - “What Should I Do?”
14. Scott Walker - “Best of Both Worlds”
15. Spiritualized - “I Think I’m in Love”
16. The Velvet Underground - “New Age”
17. The Who - “There’s a Doctor “
18. Black Sabbath - “Iron Man”

Hey, I don’t want to hear about all the sex you’ve had. I’d like a nice, clean mix tape pls

So, I have no idea what kind of music you’re going for, so I’m just going to list a bunch of songs from a lot of different genres that I like, all of which have nothing to do with sex. Hope you find something that appeals.

01. Macklemore - “My Oh My” (non-album song)
02. Imagine Dragons - “It’s Time” (Continued Silence EP)
03. Gotye - “Eyes Wide Open” (Making Mirrors)
04. Pretty Lights - “Finally Moving” (Taking Up Your Precious Time)
05. Regina Spektor - “Blue Lips” (Far)
06. Of Monsters and Men - “Little Talks” (Single)
07. Dirty Projectors - “Stillness is the Move” (Bitte Orca)
08. Wolf Gang - “The King and All of His Men” (Single)
09. The Strokes - “Someday” (Is This It)
10. Grieves - “Boogie Man” (Together/Apart)
11. Matthew and the Atlas - “I Followed Fires” (Kingdom of Your Own EP)
12. Modestep - “Sunlight” (Single)
13. The Head and the Heart - “Lost In My Mind” (The Head and the Heart)
14. Yeasayer - “Ambling Alp” (Odd Blood)
15. Adrian Lux - “Teenage Crime” (Until One)
16. Blitzen Trapper - “Furr” (Furr)

Songs to listen while running

01. MGMT - “Indie Rokkers” (Time to Pretend EP)
02. The Big Pink - “Velvet” (A Brief History of Love)
03. Delta Spirit - “California” (Delta Spirit)
04. Silversun Pickups - “Lazy Eye” (Carnavas)
05. Cut Copy - “Feel The Love” (In Ghost Colours)
06. The Go! Team - “Huddle Formation” (Thunder, Lightning, Strike)
07. Kids of 88 - “Everybody Knows” (Sugarpills)
08. M83 - “Don’t Save Us From the Flames” (Before the Dawn Heals Us)
09. Sleigh Bells - “Holly” (Sleigh Bells)
10. Wowser Bowser - “Winter Child” (Wowser Bowser)
11. The Thrills - “Big Sur” (So Much For the City)
12. Yuck - “Get Away” (Yuck)
13. Cassius ” I <3 You So” (I <3 You So)
14. The Dos - “Too Insistent (Trentemoller Remix)”
15. Born Gold - “Decimate Everything” (Bodysongs)
16. White Rose Movement - “Love Is a Number” (Kick)

It’s the summer and I like 1990s/2000s dance pop-type music. Help me convince my friends.

Well, okay, so not all of the music I like is somber, after all.

01. Richard X - “Being Nobody” (X-Factor, Vol. 1)
02. Amerie - “1 Thing” (Touch)
03. Sugababes - “Freak Like Me” (Angels With Dirty Faces)
04. Sissy Wish - “DWTS” (Beauties Never Die)
05. Annie - “Chewing Gum” (Anniemal)
06. Girls Aloud - “Sound of the Underground” (Sound of the Underground)
07. Robyn - “Who’s That Girl?” (Robyn)
08. Kleerup - “Until We Bleed (feat. Lykke Li)” (Kleerup)
09. Soulwax - “Krack” (Nite Versions)
10. Justin Timberlake - “FutureSex/LoveSound” (FutureSex/LoveSounds)
11. Junior Senior - “Move Your Feet” (D-D-Don’t Don’t Stop the Beat)

I cheated on my boyfriend with his best friend, who is also my best friend’s ex. I feel terrible, but it was hot. Songs to revel in my simultaneous misery, regret, and guilty pleasure. Forreal: Songs About Cheating.

So, it turns out that most of the songs I know about cheating are doo-wop-type songs. and usually they’re from the perspective of the person who got cheated on. But who cares? Getcha some more steamy cheatin’ sex:

01. Bob B. Soxx & The Blue Jeans - “Why Do Lovers Break Each Others Hearts?” (Back To Mono)
02. The Beatles - “You Can’t Do That” (A Hard Day’s Night)
03. The Crystals - “He Hit Me (It Felt Like a Kiss)” (Back to Mono)
04. Bobby Bland - “How Does A Cheatin’ Woman Feel” (Two Steps from the Blues)
05. Dolly Parton - “Jolene” (Jolene)
06. Millie Jackson - “It’s All Over But the Shouting” (Caught Up)
07. Barbara Mason - “Sad Sad Girl” (Yes, I’m Ready)
08. Little Brother - “Cheatin’” (The Minstrel Show)
09. Marine Girls - “Don’t Come Back” (Lazy Ways)
10. Girls - “Heartbreaker” (Broken Dreams Club [EP])
11. Love Is All - “Make Out Fall Out Make Up” (Nine Times That Same Song)
12. Unnatural Helpers - “She Was Your Girlfriend” (Cracked Love & Other Drugs)
13. Reatards - “You Fucked Up My Dreams” (Teenage Hate)
14. Richard Hell & The Vovoids - “Betrayal Takes Two” (Blank Generation)
15.Life Without Buildings - “The Leanover” (Any Other City)
16. Ryan Adams - “Come Pick Me Up” (Heartbreaker)
17. Destroyer - “Loves of a Gnostic” (City of Daughters)
18. Dirty Beaches - “True Blue” (Badlands)

I am so lonely. I’m surrounded by people that supposedly care about me but feel sucked into an isolated, black hole of misery.

01. Mütiilation - “Travels to Sadness, Hate & Depression” (Remains Of A Ruined, Dead, Cursed Soul)
02. Bèlkètre - “Night of Sadness” (March to the Black Holocaust)
03. Xasthur - “The Prison of Mirrors” (Subliminal Genocide)
04. Aäkon Këetreh - “Untitled 6” (Dans la Forêt…)
05. Wyrd Visions - “Freezing Moon” (Half-Eaten Guitar)
06. Of - “Human Absence” (The Awful Cloud)
07. Erik K. Skodvin - “Vanished” (Flare)
08. Darkspace - “2.10” (Darkspace II)
09. Colin Stetson - “The End of Your Suffering” (Those Who Didn’t Run)
10. Deathprod - “Cloudchamber” (Morals & Dogma)

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