You made out with another girl right in front of me, and this is the mix tape I was hoping you’d mak

I made this mix tape to make up for my sins as a guy.

01. Bright Eyes- "First Day Of My Life" (I'm Wide Awake Its Morning)
02. Fionn Regan - "Put a Penny in the Slot" (End of History)
03. The Cure - "Pictures of You" (Disintegration)
04. The Postal Service - "Nothing Better" (Give Up)
05. The Magic Numbers - "Don't Give Up the Fight" (The Magic Numbers)
06. The Ataris- "In This Diary" (So Long, Astoria)
07. Christians and Lions - "Skinny Fists" (More Songs for Dreamsleepers & the Wide Awake)
08. Two Gallants -"Seems Like Home to Me" (The Scenery of Farewell EP)
09. The Format - "On Your Porch" (Interventions and Lullabies)
10. Third Eye Blind - "Motorcycle Drive By" (Third Eye Blind)
11. The Decemberists - "The Crane Wife 3" (The Crane Wife)

Songs For The First Week Sexless Week In A Co-Habitational (And A Formerly Really Hot) Relationship

My boyfriend wants me to move in with him, but I fear this. We live miles away from one another, so it's not as though I get that much anyways, but still. Here's a mix that both caters to your "Oh no.. we're not having sex" ponderings and suggests "Hmm... let's get it back".

01. The Rapture - "No Sex For Ben" (The Music Of Grand Theft Auto IV OST)
02. Pop Levi - "Pick Me Up, Uppercut" (The Return To Form Black Magick Party)
03. Metronomy - "My Heart Rate Rapid" (Nights Out)
04. PJ Harvey - "This is Love" (Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea)
05. TV On The Radio -"Wolf Like Me" (Return To Cookie Mountain)
06. C.S.S - "Lets Make Love and Listen To Death From Above" (Cansei De Ser Sexy)

07. The Chemical Brothers - "Do It Again" (We Are The Night)

08. Crystal Castles - "Love and Caring" (Crystal Castles)

09. Queens Of The Stone Age - "Skin On Skin" ( Lullabies to Paralyze)

And just for Fun.....

10. The Bloodhound Gang - "The Bad Touch" (Hooray For Boobies)

Maybe I’m not a walking pride parade, but just cause I’m too emolicious for rainbows doesn’t mean I’

Side A: Let's Just Cuddle
01. broken social scene - "still your fag" (you forgot it in people)
02. pansy division - "cocksucking faggot" (pile up)
03. hidden cameras - "golden streams" (the smell of our own)
04. gravy train!!! - "you made me gay" (hello doctor)
05. tracy & the plastics - "queerion" (muscler's guide to videonics)
06. team dresch - "she's amazing" (personal best)

Side B: Naw, I Wanna Fuck
07. soft pink truth - "homosexual" (do you want new wave …)
08. zeigenbock kopf - "sex with a man" (nocturnal submissions)
09. leftover crack - "gay rude boys unite" (mediocre generica)
10. limp wrist - "i love hardcore boys/ i love boys hardcore" (complete discography)
11. propaghandi - "homophobes are just mad cuz they can't get laid" (where quantity is job 1)

Songs to Lose Your Mind to

I tried to do a mix of ecstatic, creepy, and weird songs.

01. Passion Pit - "Sleepyhead" (Chunk of Change)
02. múm - "Weeping Rock, Rock" (Summer Make Good)
03. Björk - "Pluto" (Homogenic)
04. Avey Tare and Kría Brekkan - "Lay lay off, Faselam" (Pullhair Rubeye)
05. Thom Yorke - "Skip Divided" (The Eraser)
06. The Gravediggaz and Tricky - "Hell is Around The Corner" (The Hell EP)
07. The Pixies - "Where is My Mind?" (Surfer Rosa)
08. Broken Social Scene - "Shampoo Suicide" (Youu Forgot it in People)
09. Aphex Twin - "Analogue Bubblebath" (Analogue Bubblebath)
10. Joanna Newsom - "Yarn and Glue" (Yarn and Glue)
11. Animal Collective - "Peacebone" (Strawberry Jam)
12. Burial - "Forgive" (Burial)

My husband, the one true love of my life, got my life-long best friend pregnant. They’re both leavin

This is my first mix tape. Hope it works okay for you

01. Arcade Fire - "In the Back Seat" (Funeral)
02. Ben Folds Five - "Brick" (Whatever and Ever Amen)
03. The Decemberists - "Grace Cathedral Hill" (Castaways and Cutouts)
04. Beck - "Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime" (Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind Soundtrack)
05. Broken Social Scene - "Lovers Spit" (Bee Hives)
06. Bright Eyes - "We Are Nowhere And It's Now" (I'm Wide Awake It's Morning)
07. Keane - "We Might As Well Be Strangers" (Hopes And Fears)
08. Elliot Smith - "Alameda" (Either/Or)
09. Modest Mouse - "Missed The Boat" (We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank)
10. LCD Soundsystem - "Someone Great" (Sound of Silver)
11. Ryan Adams - "This House Is Not For Sale" (Love Is Hell)
12. The New Pornographers - "The Bleeding Heart Show" (Twin Cinema)
13. Wilco - "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart" (Yankee Hotel Foxtrot)

I keep going to church and thinking I might be the Alpha and Omega.

Dude... I mean, really...

Side A: Alpha
01. Minor Threat – "Filler" (First 2 7"s)
02. Germs – "No God" (M.I.A.)
03. Bad Religion – "The Answer" (Generator)
04. Slayer – "Cult" (Christ Illusion)

Side B:Omega
05. XTC – "Dear God" (Dear God)
06. Rilo Kiley – "The Absence of God" (More Adventurous)
07. Spiritualized – "No God, No Religion" (Ladies and Gentlemen…)
08 John Lennon – "Imagine" (Imagine)

Songs to flee the country to

01. The Decemberists - "The Bagman's Gambit" (Picaresque)
02. Joni Mitchell - "Free Man in Paris" (Court and Spark)
03. Creedence Clearwater Revival - "Run Through the Jungle" (Cosmo's Factory)
04. Robert Earl Keen - "The Road Goes on Forever" (No. 2 LIVE Dinner)
05. Built to Spill - "Car" (There's Nothing Wrong with Love)
06. Peter, Bjorn, and John - "Amsterdam" (Writer's Block")
07. The Velvet Underground - "Oh Sweet Nuthin'" (Loaded)
08. Broken Social Scene - "Looks Just Like the Sun" (You Forgot it in People)
09. R.E.M. - Driver 8 (Fables of the Reconstruction)
10. Jimmy Buffett - "Havaña Daydreamin'" (Havaña Daydreamin')
11. Belle & Sebastian - "Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying" (If You're Feeling Sinister)
12. Bright Eyes - "Another Travelin' Song" (I'm Wide Awake It's Morning)
13. The Polyphonic Spree - "Running Away" (The Fragile Army)

Songs for the first sexless week in co-habitational (and formerly really hot) relationship.

I know so, SO well how that feels.

01. DeVotchKa - "Charlotte Mittnacht (The Fabulous Destiny Of...)" (This is how it ends)
02. Beirut - "Rhineland (Heartland)" (Gulag Orkestar)
03. Marianne Faithfull - "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" (A Perfect Stranger - The Island Anthology CD 1+2 (CD 2/2))
04. Julie Doiron - "The Songwriter" (Julie Doiron/Okkervil River [Split EP])
05. Elbow - "Newborn" (Asleep in the Back)
06. Boards of Canada - "Statue of Liberty" (A Few Old Tunes)
07. Grizzly Bear - "Alligator (choir version)" (Friend EP)
08. Eef Barzelay - "Song For Batya" (Eef Barzelay)
09. Iron & Wine - "Love and Some Verses" (Our Endless Numbered Days)
10. Ane Brun - "Drowning In Those Eyes" (Spending Time With Morgan)
11. Russian Red - "Cigarretes" (I Love Your Glasses)
12. Regina Spektor - "Apres Moi" (Begin to Hope)
13. Stars - "In Our Bedroom After the War" (In Our Bedroom After the War)
14. Willard Grant Conspiracy - "River in the Pines" (Regard the End)
15. Madrugada - "Honey Bee" (Madrugada)
16. Ray Lamontagne - "Empty" (Till The Sun Turns Black)
17. Nick Drake - "Been Smoking Too Long" (Time of No Reply)

But Mr. Barnes, selling out IS possible – before-&-after song pairs to teach the man some caution

I realize it's a little heavy on RHCP, but it's not my fault Anthony Keidis has such a hang-up on Dani.

01. Lesley Gore - "It's My Party" (20th Century Masters - The Millenium Collection: The Best of Lesley Gore)
02. Lesley Gore - "Judy's Turn to Cry" (20th Century Masters - The Millenium Collection: The Best of Lesley Gore)
03. David Bowie - "Space Oddity" (ChangesBowie)
04. David Bowie - "Ashes to Ashes" (Sound + Vision, disc 3 of 4)
05. Peter Schilling - "Major Tom Coming Home" (Major Tom '94)
06. RHCP - "Californication" (Californication)
07. RHCP - "Scar Tissue" (Californication)
08. RHCP - " By the Way" (By the Way)
09. RHCP - "Dani California" (Stadium Arcadium: Jupiter)
10. The Who - "The Kids Are Alright" (Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy)
11. The Offspring - "The Kids Aren't Alright" (Greatest Hits)
12. The Killers - "Leave the Bourbon on the Shelf" (Sawdust)
13. The Killers - "Midnight Show" (Hot Fuss)
14. The Killers - "Jenny Was A Friend of Mine" (Hot Fuss)
15. The Beatles - "Norweigan Wood (This Bird Has Flown)" (Rubber Soul)
16. Yo La Tengo - "Fourth Time Around" (I'm Not There Soundtrack)
17. Rolling Stones - "Street Fighting Man" (Hot Rocks 1964-1971)
18. The Beatles - "Revolution 1" (The Beatles [White Album] Disc 2)

I’m taking a 19-hour coach trip to Munich!

01. The Reign Of Kindo - "Just Wait" (The Reign Of Kindo EP)
02. Prefuse 73 - "Detchibe" (One World Extinguisher)
03. Beirut - "Carousels" (Lon Gisland EP)
04. Saul Williams - "WTF!" (The Inevitable Rise And Liberation Of Niggytardust!)
05. The Notwist - "This Room" (Neon Golden)
06. Mr. Scruff - "So Long" (Keep It Unreal)
07. Busdriver - "Dream Catcher's Mitt" (RoadKillOvercoat)
08. Doveman - "Cities" (The Acrobat)
09. Dosh - "Pink Floyd Cowboy Song" (The Lost Take)
10. Spiritualized - "If I Were With Her Now" (Laser Guided Melodies)
11. Buck 65 - "Drawing Curtains" (Secret House Against the World)
12. Nomo - "One To One" (New Tones)
13. Gastr Del Sol - "Each Dream Is An Example" (Camoufleur)

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