Mario Speedwagon’s New Year’s Eve Round Up: It’s 2010 Y’all

Hey, party people. I know I’ve been off the radar for a while (I’ve been stupid-busy,) but I come back to you with a round up of shit to do this New Year’s Eve, if you haven’t made plans already. Where are you going to party?

In New York, Fischerspooner will be playing Irving Plaza. Patti Smith’s annual multi-night run at Bowery Ballroom is sold out already, but who knows, maybe someone has an extra ticket. The Felice Brothers are at Southpaw, Roky Erikson is at Maxwell’s, and Titus Andronicus is at Mercury Lounge. Oh yeah, and Mariah Carey is at Madison Square Garden. In Philadelphia, you got Lotus and MSTRKRFT at the Electric Factory. J Roddy Walston and the Business will play the Ottobar in Baltimore. In Washington DC, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings will play the 930 Club and TMT-er Mike McHugh’s favorite, Third Eye Blind, will play Grand Hyatt Washington.

In Athens, Georgia, Atlas Sound and guests will play at the 40 Watt Club and Washed Out is at the Chase Street Warehouse with DJs Kevin Barnes and Dottie Alexander from of Montreal. In Atlanta, Black Lips are at the Earl, Band of Horses do two nights at the Tabernacle, and Gentleman Jesse And His Men play 529. In Chapel Hill, The Love Language will play the Local 506. The Avett Brothers will play the Asheville Civic Center in Asheville, North Carolina.

Los Angeles has Chromeo at Club Nokia and Dengue Fever at The Mint. San Diego has Delta Spirit at Birch North Park Theatre. Seattle has Minus The Bear at the Showbox At The Market.

In Chicago, The Black Keys and Kurt Vile will play at The Riviera and The Jesus Lizard is playing The Metro. Also in Chicago, Jens Lekman is doing three nights at the Empty Bottle, Girl Talk is doing a show at The Congress Theater (sold out), and Crystal Castles are at Logan Square Auditorium (whatever). The Flaming Lips are performing Dark Side of the Moon at Oklahoma City’s Cox Center. Miami has Lady Gaga at the James L. Knight Center and Phish doing four nights (really? four?) at the American Airlines Arena. Spoon and Jay Reatard will play the Riverside Theater in Milwaukee.

…And that’s all I got. I know there are more out there, so feel free to hit me up. I’d like to collect more. As for links of where to buy tickets for these parties and shows, it’s almost 2010; you chumps should know how to use Google. Happy Holidays!

18th Annual Noise Pop Festival Set to Snap, Crackle, and Pop in San Francisco; Dates and Lineup Teasers Announced

"Noise Pop has been described as one of California's most important music festivals,” says festival co-founder Kevin Arnold, “and is a perfect opportunity to experience San Francisco's world renowned music scene, and the 18th year will be no exception.” In a move surely done to confirm Mr. Arnold’s predictions, the suits behind the Noise Pop Festival have begun to release dates, locations, and performers for the annual festival celebrating independent music, art, and film. The entire shebang is set to run February 23 through March 1, 2010 at venues throughout the San Francisco, CA metro area.

Artists already confirmed to play include The Magnetic Fields, Mark Kozelek, Rogue Wave, Atlas Sound, The Soundtrack of Our Lives, Four Tet, John Vanderslice, We Were Promised Jet Packs, Wallpaper, Zee Avi, The Limousines, & Foreign Born. Further announcements regarding shows, musicians, films, artists, and more will be forthcoming.

The festival will also play host to the Industry Noise conference where open discussions, panels, speakers, interpretive dances, and individual mentoring focusing on the topics of independent music, technology, artistic and musical business ventures, and the changing industry will take place on February 27 at the Swedish American Hall in San Fran.

Updates, and further information on the Industry Noise mini-conference, are available at their website.

Record Labels May Owe Up to $6 Billion Due to Infringing Copyright

Lily-livered liberals who spend too much time on the internet are blowing their load over alleged copyright infringement by record labels. Not many people have heard of that backwater known as Canada (they have music there too apparently) but due to a quirk in Canadian law, members of the Canadian Recording Industry Association could face damages of up to $6 billion.

The legal change took place in the 1980s and allows record labels “to use songs as long as they pinky swore they would get authorization and pay the artist for it eventually.” These were often for compilation albums and the like. However, the labels never bothered to get permission and have now run up a list of 300,000 songs where they should have paid royalties. The lawsuit is “asking for both statutory and punitive damages for the labels' behaviour... meaning that the labels could be asked to pay up to $20,000 per infringement.”

Big deal! When you think of all the quality artists like Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift, and Justin Timberlake that the labels have promoted over the years they should be given a break. The artists can handle the loss in revenue at any rate. They’re still raking the cash in. Who gives a fuck about what happens in Canada anyway?

Nonsensical Band Names Unite! Cymbals Eat Guitars Take Bear in Heaven Out on the Road with Them

If you're a buzz band, how do you achieve even more buzz without selling your soul to the devil? Simple, you take a young upstart band on the road with you! With their early buzz and your old, beginning of 2009 buzz combined together, there's no telling how many bloggers will swoon... or collapse from a massive coronary. After they close out 2009 at the Primavera Festival this week, Cymbals Eat Guitars will take new dudes on the scene Bear In Heaven out on the road with them starting in March of next year. Please be sure to purchase your defibrillators in advance of the tour.

12.10.09 - Madrid, Spain - Primavera Club Festival
12.11.09 - Madrid, Spain - Primavera Club Festival, Caracol
12.12.09 - Barcelona, Spain - Primavera Club Festival, Sidecar

Cymbals and a Bear:
03.05.10 - Philadelphia, PA - Johnny Brenda's
03.06.10 - Washington, DC - Rock and Roll Hotel
03.07.10 - Chapel Hill, NC - Local 506
03.09.10 - Nashville, TN - The End
03.10.10 - Knoxville, TN - Pilot Light
03.11.10 - Atlanta, GA - The Earl
03.13.10 - Orlando, FL - Will's Pub
03.16.10 - Houston, TX - Mango's
03.18.10 - Austin, TX - SXSW
03.19.10 - Austin, TX - SXSW
03.20.10 - Austin, TX - SXSW
03.22.10 - Phoenix, AZ - Rhythm Room
03.23.10 - San Diego, CA - Casbah
03.24.10 - Los Angeles, CA - The Echo
03.27.10 - Portland, OR - Berbati's Pan
03.25.10 - San Francisco, CA - Bottom of the Hill
03.29.10 - Vancouver, BC - The Biltmore Cabaret
03.31.10 - Salt Lake City, UT - Kilby Court
04.01.10 - Denver, CO - Hi Dive
04.02.10 - Lawrence, KS - Replay Lounge
04.03.10 - St. Paul, MN - Turf Club
04.04.10 - Chicago, IL - Schubas
04.06.10 - Toronto, ON - El Mocambo
04.07.10 - Montreal, QC - Il Motore
04.08.10 - Boston, MA - Middle East Downstairs
04.09.10 - Brooklyn, NY - Music Hall of Williamsburg

Disappears Get Kranky, Debut Full-Length Due Out Next Year

Chicago's Disappears are many things and irritable is apparently one of them. Well, not irritable, but at least slightly kranky, as in Kranky Records, the label they just signed with this week. Kranky will release Disappears' debut full-length, Lux, next April. Meanwhile, the band (which features members of The Ponys, 90 Day Men, and Boas) is hitting the road in February with another small-time Chicago band, Tortoise, and stirring up interest for their forthcoming debut at a city near you.

Disappear here:
02.11.09 - Louisville, KY - Headliners
02.12.09 - Nashville, KY - Exit In
02.13.09 - Birmingham, AL - Bottletree
02.14.09 - Atlanta, GA - The Earl
02.15.09 - Carrboro, NC - Cat's Cradle
02.16.09 - Washington, DC - The Black Cat
02.17.09 - Pittsburgh, PA - Mr. Small Theatre
02.18.09 - Toronto, ON - Lee's Palace

Slayer and Megadeth and Testament, Oh My! Co-Headlining Tour Announced for Metal Greats

It’s been 18 years since Slayer and Megadeth last shared an American stage together (1991’s “Clash of the Titans”), but planetary alignment and ancient Sumerian rituals have once again forced Behemoths of Metal Slayer and Megadeth to join forces and rid this world of boredom. The two bands, joined together into one mega-band known as SlayDeth, have jointly announced the “American Carnage” tour and released dates for shows throughout the U.S. of A. The tour will also feature Testament, who were also on the “Clash of the Titans” tour, as special guests.

Both bands will be supporting recent albums: Megadeth’s Endgame and Slayer’s World Painted Blood (released in September and November, respectively). Testament will be supporting a special tour edition of The Formation of Damnation, which will be released on February 23, 2010 and features “special unreleased bonus tracks.” Each stop on the tour will also feature a limited amount of tickets at the “1991 price” of $10 to help out fans in our tough economic times

01.18.10 - Seattle, WA - WaMu Theatre
01.19.10 - Portland, OR - Memorial Coliseum
01.21.10 - San Francisco, CA - Cow Palace
01.22.10 - Long Beach, CA - Long Beach Arena
01.23.10 - Phoenix, AZ - Dodge Theatre
01.25.10 - Denver, CO - Magness Arena
01.26.10 - Albuquerque, NM - Tingley Coliseum
01.27.10 - El Paso, TX - El Paso Coliseum
01.29.10 - Houston, TX - Verizon Wireless
01.31.10 - Nashville, TN - Municipal Auditorium
02.01.10 - Duluth, GA - Gwinnett Arena
02.02.10 - Louisville, KY - Broadbent Arena
02.04.10 - Minneapolis, MN - Roy Wilkins Auditorium
02.05.10 - Chicago, IL - UIC Pavilion
02.06.10 - Detroit, MI - Cobo Arena
02.09.10 - Wallingford, CT - Chevrolet Theatre
02.11.10 - East Rutherford, NJ - Izod Center
02.13.10 - Camden, NJ - Susquehanna Center
02.14.10 - Lowell, MA - Tsongas Arena
02.16.10 - Quebec City, QC - Pavillon de la Jeunesse
02.18.10 - London, ON - John Labatt Centre
02.19.10 - Toronto, ON - Air Canada Centre
02.20.10 - Montreal, QC - Bell Centre
02.22.10 - Moncton, NB - Moncton Coliseum
02.23.10 - Halifax, NS - Metro Centre


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