Thurston Moore joins Twilight; pre-teen girls around the world say “What?”

Thurston Moore joins Twilight; pre-teen girls around the world say "What?"

There are so many lame jokes to be made about Thurston Moore joining Twilight. Like, for example, I could talk about vampires. Or plasticine non-threatening teen heartthrob werewolves. Or The Greatest News Story of Our Time, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s custody dispute over their dog. (Yes, this is an actual thing that’s happening. It showed up when I googled Pattinson because I wasn’t sure how to spell his name.) But who needs lame jokes and sexy Mormon vampires when the truth is so much more glittering, more exciting, and straight up more… METAL? Because, you see, Moore is joining black metal supergroup Twilight, along with singer/guitarist Blake Judd (Nachtmystium), Stavros Giannopoulos (The Atlas Moth), Jef Whitehead a.k.a. Wrest (Leviathan), Imperial (Neil Jameson from Krieg), and producer Sanford Parker. Your new metal overlords will be taking to the studio in August to work on this fall’s forthcoming album for Century Media.

Judd is very excited about the addition of Moore to the lineup. Like, OMG!!!!! excited. As he told 1st Five, “I had Sonic Youth records when I was 12. And to now know that, not only am I having a dialogue with this person about anything, but dude’s gonna join a band I started, and it’s like… whoah. Fucking amazing, amazing feeling.” The two are acquainted through Sanford, who ran a studio with Sonic Youth’s soundman Jeremy Lemos, and spent a lot of time shopping for black woolen capes with one another. In other Thurston Moore related news, dude is now playing with Chelsea Light Moving, his new band that’s signed to Matador. And fans can expect a September 25 release from YOKOKIMTHURSTON, the collaboration between Yoko Ono, Kim Gordon, and Thurston Moore before Sonic Youth called Time Out. Additionally, Lee Ranaldo has told reporters that Sonic Youth is prepping a live album and tour film, despite the fact that they’re still on hiatus.

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BEAK> release special edition box set, chart fall European TOUR>>

Remember the late-90s/early-00s? A dark time. A time full of trucker hats, Sugar Ray, and national hysteria. A time when Portishead didn’t tour, and in fact, many people thought we had heard the last of the merry lads (and lady) from Bristol. And now look at things! It’s 2012! Trucker hats are once again the exclusive province of truckers, Sugar Ray is… back on tour, and national hysteria is um… moving in new directions. It’s branching out. Hey, growth is important, am I right? And Portishead have not only toured extensively and released a stellar third album, but also spawned an exciting side project or two, one of which is Geoff Barrow’s critically acclaimed BEAK>.

BEAK>, the noirish krautrock project of Barrow, Matt Williams, and Billy Fuller just released their second album, known simply as >>. (Pronounce it how you want, I prefer to refer to is as “Robot Boobs, the new album by BEAK>.”) England’s venerable The Independent says that the band’s “second album sounds like Kraftwerk’s Autobahn driven by tractor,” which is — I assume — pretty much the English journalist equivalent of saying that Barrow & co. made a chopped ‘n’ screwed version of an already chopped ‘n’ screwed record. And for our lucky European friends, the perfect opportunity to bust out the syzzurp and get BEAK>ed (I’m sorry) is just around the bend! BEAK> are taking the show on the road this fall, playing several dates in the UK before venturing over to the continent for a few special dates. US fans, take note; the band is planning on making the trip stateside in early 2013.

>>/Robot Boobs is out now on Invada Records in the UK, and Ipecac in the US. If that’s not enough BEAK> for you, however, Invada is releasing a special-edition fabric box set version of the album, complete with bonus disc of 10 glistening previously unreleased tracks from the album sessions. This limited-edition box set will be available exclusively on the band’s November tourdates, and online via BEAK>’s website NOW. You can check out “0898,” one of the previously unreleased tracks, right here.

>> tracklisting:

01. The Gaol
02. Yatton
03. Spinning Top
04. Eggdog
05. Liar
06. Ladies’ Mile
07. Wulfstan II
08. Elevator
09. Deserters
10. Kidney


09.09.12 - Isle of Wight, UK - Bestival
09.14.12 - Lisbon, Portugal - Teatro Maria Matos
11.15.12 - Leeds, UK - Brudenell Social Club
11.16.12 - Manchester, UK – Deaf Institute
11.17.12 - Glasgow, UK - Stereo
11.18.12 - Dublin, Ireland – Whelan’s
11.21.12 - London, UK – Lexington
11.24.12 - Tours, France – Le Temps Machine
11.25.12 - Paris, France – Bbmix festival at Carré Bellefeuille de Boulogne-Billancourt
12.02.12 - Kortrijk, Belgium – Sonic City Festival

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The Magnetic Fields hit the road this fall to spread some healthy disdain for Magnetic Fields fans

“Okay, okay,” you’re thinking to yourself, “I’ve been to a Magnetic Fields show before, and so Stephin Merritt’s always just a jerk. So what? Old News.” Well, you’d be half right about that. Yes, the guy has made a reputation (and possible marketing gimmick) out of being all blasé, drone-voiced, contradictory, and curmudgeonly on stage. But think about it here: this is your chance to see Stephin Merritt be a jerk… in THE FALL! Yes, he and his band of slightly less-jerks, the Magnetic Fields, have announced that they’ll be playing some US dates this fall in support of this year’s slightly-less-awesome Love at the Bottom of the Sea (TMT Review), and Merritt will probably be his droll-but-jerky self all over again in the crisp, blithe air of an exciting new meteorological season of tantalizing possibilities! That means that you can be made to feel like a fool for applauding while beautiful, multi-colored leaves gracefully slip from their branches just outside the auditorium, or listen to the melancholy strains of “The Dolls’ Tea Party” in the wake of the recent US presidential elections! It’ll be like a brand new experience!

Still not convinced? Well hows about if I were to tell you that, according the band’s website, select performances will also be treated to “a special opening reading by novelist Emma Straub, also known as The Mag Fields’ merch gal extraordinaire!”? You don’t get that kind of treat every time, now do you? And if one-on-one crowd-abuse is more your thing, the band has announced that more dates for September and October are fixing to announce themselves soon, including a few Stephin Merritt solo gigs, so you can really switch it up this time and get the full brunt of an annoyed Merritt who can’t stand the sight of you! There’s really something for everyone here.

Magnetic Fields Tour Fall 2012: Get Yelled at …in the Fall!

10.25.12 - Hudson, NY - Helsinki Hudson
11.14.12 - St. Louis, MO - Sheldon Concert Hall
11.15.12 - Detroit, MI - The Redford Theatre *
11.16.12 - Pittsburgh, PA - Carnegie Lecture Hall *
11.17-18.12 - Washington, DC - Sixth & I Synagogue *

* Emma Straub

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RIP: Bill Doss of Olivia Tremor Control, co-founder of Elephant 6 Recording Co.

From Flagpole Music:

Very sad news: Hearing that Olivia Tremor Control’s Bill Doss has passed away. No other details available yet.

From Athens journalist André Gallant:

Confirmed with ACC coroner: Bill Doss of Olivia Tremor Control died yesterday, investigation ongoing

From the official Olivia Tremor Control site:

We are devastated by the loss of our brother Bill Doss. We are at a loss for words.

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Tom Recchion (LAFMS) releases first solo album in six years on Elevator Bath

Once there was this shitty writer for Pitchfork, who described experimental composer, visual artist, and multi-instrumentalist Tom Recchion as “generally out of the loop” and as composing oblivious to “trends and times.” While this clumsy chump didn’t necessarily mean that in a bad way, his perspective is still skewed and inaccurate, so fuck him. The truth is that Recchion has always been in the real loop since the 70s, and all of you bullshit yolo-fuckers are out of it. The irony is that P4k is the new Rolling Stone, which means it’s about as relevant as the Old Testament (just going to put this in here and see if it makes it past the editors).

But I’m a sympathetic asshole, so I’ll gladly invite you into the loop. Here’s the deets. Tom Recchion has released his first album in six years, entitled Proscenium, on Elevator Bath. The album consists of six pieces that mostly began as music for film maker and puppeteer Janie Geiser’s play Invisible Glass, an adaptation of Poe’s “William Wilson.” The music has been explained as “an attempt to create a sound world for the viewer that started as they entered the theatre and drenched them till they left in an ongoing series of atmospheres.”

The LP + 7-inch is issued in an edition of 500 copies. If you want to stay in the loop because you’re insecure or have some sort of serotonin deficiency, I suggest you get on it.

Proscenium tracklist:

01. the mesmerized chair
02. entrance music no. 2
03. entrance music no. 1
04. exit music no. 1
05. the haunted laboratory
06. lean your eye into the picture

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Okkervil River tour North America for college kids and morose, out-of-shape, debt-stricken, child-laden kids

Wow, everybody, let’s hear it for The Okkervil Rivers. Those hardworking motherfuckers are always out there sweating it out on the ol’ dusty tour trail. And you know what? Sure, sometimes its because there’s an “album” they’re “pushing,” a “product” they’re “marketing” or whatever else you want to stick annoying quotes around (as they certainly did with 2011’s I Am Very Far). But SOMETIMES, ladies and gentlemen, sometimes they just get out there and tour for the sheer fucking THRILL of bein’ out there on the road, playing out-of-sight music for eager college kids; mildly-optimistic, out-of-college kids; and morose, out-of-shape, debt-stricken, child-laden, way-out-of-college kids. And guys, you’ll never guess what! This is one of those times. (Does anyone else ever get that creepy déjà vu feeling?)

Yup. Okkervil River is hitting the road this fall in support of absolutely nothing. Which is, now that I think about it, another way of saying that they’re hitting the road in support of absolutely anything at all! So, just take your pick of what you want them to be touring in support of, and (I assume) they’ll support it. Interested in the original TurboGrafx-16 gaming console? Boom. Blazing Lazers tour. Are you a fan of Neil Degrasse Tyson on Facebook?? Cool, because Okkervil River is touring in support of all those dumb Carl Sagan rip-off quotes that your friends are always re-posting. Do you like that one band Deerhoof? Well you’re in luck, because Okkervil River is coming to your town to promote the fact that they’ll be coming to your town like a month later. And so on and so on. In fact, the only real danger here is if the thing that you you like is actually Okkervil River. Because no matter how harmless it sounds, Okkervil River can’t tour in support of Okkervil River without starting an endless feedback loop and ripping the fabric of the universe apart, ending all of existence for all space and matter and time for ever and ever in the blink of an eye. So yeah, if you just like Okkervil River, stay home and listen to Deerhoof.


08.24.12 - Baton Rouge, LA - Spanish Moon
08.25.12 - Mobile, AL - Alabama Music Box
08.27.12 - Charlotte, NC - Visulite Theatre
08.28.12 - Charlottesville, VA - Jefferson Theater
08.29.12 - Baltimore, MD - Ram’s Head Live
08.30.12 - Millvale, PA - Mr. Small’s Theatre
08.31.12 - Bloomington, IN - Upland Brewery
10.06.12 - Denver, CO - Cultivate Music Festival @ Denver City Park *

* Best Coast

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