A$AP Rocky joins Rihanna tour, hilarious cleaning-up-the-tour-bus montage due soon

A$AP Rocky joins Rihanna tour, hilarious cleaning-up-the-tour-bus montage due soon

Rihanna news? UGH, what is this TMZ? Now, hold on, imaginary, furious audience. While the glorious light of Tiny Mix Tapes shines rarely on the pop world — mainly because we’re too busy shining it in Michael Gira’s face — Rihanna is worth considering. There are a lot of interesting reasons why her music might be worth the consideration of you, the Tiny Mix Tapes audience, but I’m not that smart. My main reasoning is that “What’s My Name” is a STONE COLD JAM. Argue with that, God.

Besides, this is only half a Rihanna story anyway. The other half is about rapper/pretty guy A$AP Rocky. See, A$AP is joining Rihanna on her world tour starting next March. Rihanna has a new record, Unapologetic, coming out November 19, while A$AP Rocky’s “debut” full-length LongLiveA$AP is due sometime in 2013. Supposedly early in 2013? Maybe never in 2013? Maybe forever in 2013?

A$AP Rocky and Rihanna dates:

03.08.13 - Buffalo, NY - First Niagara Center
03.10.13 - Boston, MA - TD Garden
03.12.13 - Baltimore, MD - 1st Mariner Arena
03.14.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Wells Fargo Center
03.15.13 - Hartford, CT - XL Center
03.17.13 - Montreal, QC - Bell Centre
03.18.13 - Toronto, ON - Air Canada Centre
03.21.13 - Detroit, MI - Joe Louis Arena
03.22.13 - Chicago, IL - United Center
03.24.13 - St. Paul, MN - Xcel Energy Center
03.25.13 - Winnipeg, MB - MTS Centre
03.27.13 - Edmonton, AB - Rexall Place
03.30.13 - Calgary, AB - Scotiabank Saddledome
04.01.13 - Vancouver, BC - Rogers Arena
04.03.13 - Seattle, WA - Key Arena
04.06.13 - San Jose, CA - HP Pavilion
04.08.13 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center
04.09.13 - Anaheim, CA - Honda Center
04.11.13 - San Diego, CA - Valley View Casino Center
04.12.13 - Las Vegas, NV - Mandalay Bay
04.15.13 - Houston, TX - Toyota Center
04.16.13 - Dallas, TX - American Airlines Center
04.19.13 - Tampa, FL - Tampa Bay Times Forum
04.20.13 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL - BankAtlantic Center
04.22.13 - Atlanta, GA - Philips Arena
04.29.13 - Washington, DC - Verizon Center
05.02.13 - Ottawa, ON - Scotiabank Place
05.04.13 - Brooklyn, NY - Barclays Center
05.05.13 - Brooklyn, NY - Barclays Center

• Rihanna: http://www.rihannanow.com
• A$AP Rocky: http://www.asapmob.com

Newsfeed