This is what we call investigative journalism. Hearing that Aesop Rock had made his new album None Shall Pass available for a limited-edition pre-order, I hit the Hip-Hop Database forums to see what the kids were saying. Due to the overwhelming ignorance, I planned to change the names to protect identities and maximize hilarity. However, after 15 minutes of struggling to create funny-sounding aliases, I resolved to just imagine this forum bashing occurring at the Doha Extremism Debate... because sloppy political references are funny?
[SIC]
shaykh Hamza Yusuf: heheh you ready? Im'a ghost write for aesop!platypus splash mercury sting hamburger in in sperm blimp retrospection
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tunafish spongecake japanese head cold balls piece of paper
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actually, this shits too good for aesop, half of the time that MF dont even ryhme.
John Esposito (founding director of the Centre for Muslim-Christian Understanding at Georgetown University): yeah right,,
arock is tight...basically..compare YOUR rhymes..on a cassette player..(oh sorry..cd player)..rRIGHT next to his....PROLLEM Solved.///..Diana Buttu (former spokesperson for the Palestinian Authority): more like asuk rock
Archbishop Desmond Tutu: he's different...he's gonna have haters and homies
For the homies, the disc is available for pre-order now. The first 500 copies will be signed and include stickers and a poster. The title track is available for free download from the Adult Swim/Definitive Jux collaboration Definitive Swim and torrent sites everywhere.
