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Given the context of a music-related website, I don't see anything inappropriate about telling you that Gravy Train!!!! will be going on tour this summer in support of their album, All the Sweet Stuff, out July 10 on Cochon Records. However, I feel that it would be inappropriate to discuss these matters in other contexts, such as:

It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! during a funeral. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! in the middle of a final exam. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! before saying 'Grace.' It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! with a vegan. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! while participating in a three-on-three basketball tournament. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! while refereeing a three-on-three basketball tournament. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! during a romantic dinner. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! within the pages of a 700+ page novel focusing on agrarian uprisings. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! on a plane that has just lost one of its engines. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! with someone trying to sleep. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! while Gravy Train!!!! is playing on stage in front of you. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! with Maury Povich. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! in a bus full of Argentine anarchists. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! during a lengthy hospital stay. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! while placing flowers on Ezra Pound's grave. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! after taking a six-month vow of silence. It would be inappropriate to discuss Gravy Train!!!! with anyone not named Ghost Boobs.

I'm just sayin':

$ Quintron and Miss Pussycat

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