Atlas Sound’s New LP Comes with Bonus Disc for UK Release, Tours with Animal Collective

Atlas Sound, the amazing project by Bradford Cox, is getting a lot of attention, and I couldn't be happier. His debut solo album, Let The Blind Lead Those Who Can See But Cannot Feel (TMT Review), has been available from Kranky for awhile now, but now word has it that 4AD will be releasing the album in the UK, May 5, and it will include a bonus disc of unreleased material! Which means now you gotta shell out more money for that second disc, but you know what? It's okay, because, as your financial adviser, I can tell you that you're doing just fine financially.

In other exciting news, Atlas Sound will be supporting Animal Collective -- who are releasing the Water Curses EP May 6 on Domino -- for a string of dates on their upcoming tour. It won't happen until May though, so if you MUST see Atlas Sound now, you'll want to head out to Los Angeles to catch them (he's touring with other people, you know) at The Echo tomorrow (Tuesday). And if you don't already live in Los Angeles, all you have to do is book a flight and hotel room for tonight, which will of course require more money. But you know what? It's okay, because, as your financial adviser, I can tell you that you're doing just fine financially.

Fuck it, since we're on the topic, here are other investment ideas during this possible recession:

- high-grade corporate bonds
- money market mutual funds
- gold and silver

Animal Collective tourdates, where ### indicates shows with Atlas Sound:

* Kria Brekkan

Atlas Sound’s New LP Comes with Bonus Disc for UK Release, Tours with Animal Collective

Atlas Sound, the amazing project by Bradford Cox, is getting a lot of attention, and I couldn't be happier. His debut solo album, Let The Blind Lead Those Who Can See But Cannot Feel (TMT Review), has been available from Kranky for awhile now, but now word has it that 4AD will be releasing the album in the UK, May 5, and it will include a bonus disc of unreleased material! Which means now you gotta shell out more money for that second disc, but you know what? It's okay, because, as your financial adviser, I can tell you that you're doing just fine financially.

In other exciting news, Atlas Sound will be supporting Animal Collective -- who are releasing the Water Curses EP May 6 on Domino -- for a string of dates on their upcoming tour. It won't happen until May though, so if you MUST see Atlas Sound now, you'll want to head out to Los Angeles to catch them (he's touring with other people, you know) at The Echo tomorrow (Tuesday). And if you don't already live in Los Angeles, all you have to do is book a flight and hotel room for tonight, which will of course require more money. But you know what? It's okay, because, as your financial adviser, I can tell you that you're doing just fine financially.

Fuck it, since we're on the topic, here are other investment ideas during this possible recession:

- high-grade corporate bonds
- money market mutual funds
- gold and silver

Animal Collective tourdates, where ### indicates shows with Atlas Sound:

* Kria Brekkan

The Constantines Tour, Play New York Twice to Appease Me (Obviously)

I got in a fight with my best friend last week, and I blame it all on The Constantines, because our romantic date to see them on March 3 was thrown straight to the dogs, care of a badly-spelled email from Ticketmaster. What kind of two-bit outfit cancels a show because their guitarist breaks a bone in his hand? Hacks. Honestly. I will not go to both New York dates (one rescheduled from March 3), not even to hear them play songs from their new album Kensington Heights (out now on Arts&Crafts), which, though it pains me to admit, is actually pretty fucking good. Instead, I will figure out where Hannah Montana is playing both nights and fly there. That'll show ‘em!

The nerve:

# Canvas Media/Onion AV Club/Arts&Crafts/Saddle Creek Day Party

Austin, Live Music Capital Of The World And Loving Every SXSW Penny Of It

- Roundtrip plane ticket to Austin, TX: $350
- Entry to several dozen venues to see more live music than your brain can feasibly enjoy in the span of 120 hours: $$
- Sleeping eight to a room and balling your joyful eyes out because you've just been picked up by a major label: Priceless

Now, multiply that by the approximately 125,000 people who attend SXSW every year, and you create a market that does have a price -- nearly $95 million, an amount that the local Austin economy has come to depend on as an enormously lucrative annual event unparalleled by any other American music festival.

Hailed as an indispensable event to the music, film, and technology industries, SXSW attracts tens of thousands of rockers and industry movers ‘n’ shakers to the city every year, and while more than 1,700 bands are expected to perform (and spend) at this year's festival, the real money is being laid down by the talent snipers and working professionals there to snatch ‘em up.

Attempting to track the economic behavior among the wide range of festival attendees, economist John Rees says "SXSW is targeting both an affluent demographic and people with expense accounts. You may have a band sleeping eight to a room, but you may have an executive spending 20 times the amount over the course of the festival that that band is spending."

According to the Austin Business Journal, roughly $18 million is contributed to the permanent staff and operational expenses of SXSW, $77 million in various spending to the local economy by attendees during their brief stay, $18 million to food and drink establishments, $13 million in media coverage, $12 million in hotel expenditures, and $7 million in the transportation sector, amounting to approximately $95 million, both directly and indirectly filtered into the local Austin economy by SXSW attendees annually. Last year, that figure was conservatively estimated at $110 million.

Well, hot damn. If money makes the world go round, Austin is the axis.

Hardly Art Signs The Pica Beats, Seeing ‘Pica’ In Their Name Reminds Me of Something…

Of course, some of you nasties out there may think that pica reminds me of the eating disorder by the same name, where people dig eating things like shit and chalk, but you're oh so wrong. No, ‘Pica’ totally reminds me of the following piece of art that I just created:

Yep! I know for a fact that The Pica Beats would've been much better off naming their group The Pichu Beats, but hey, whatever -- the music matters more than the band name right? Wrong! The name is everything. Seriously, the Pica Beats is nothing compared to The Pichu Beats -- what were they thinking? I bet they'll toss and turn in their beds at night, wishing they had replaced that vowel with a dope-ass consonant and an even BETTER vowel (work with me here).

So, yeah, I'm still pissed off, but if you haven't heard any of the awesome pop music these folks are churning out, then you should visit their MySpace. Don't own a computer? Can't read this current news story? Don't fret: the five-piece group will release Beating Back the Claws of the Cold on Hardly Art later this year.

I recommend protesting their name at these lonely Seattle shows:
03.22.08 - Seattle, WA - Triple Door *
03.29.08 - Seattle, WA - TBA #
04.01.08 - Seattle, WA - Chop Suey ^

* The Blow

# Hollow Earth Radio's Magma Festival

^ Le Loup, The Ruby Suns

Hair Police Cancel Tour Due to Car Accident

After we excitedly (and weirdly) reported on Hair Police's first stateside tour in almost two years, the band has unfortunately announced its cancellation. Aside from the Ann Arbor show this Saturday (March 15), the remaining tourdates have been quashed after the band "ran into some insane blizzard conditions south of Columbus, Ohio on I-71 and totaled [their rental] car after a run in with a tractor trailer," according to band member Robert Beatty.

Luckily, Hair Police left the scene unharmed, with only minor damage to music equipment. And since they had time to kill when stranded in a Ohio hotel, they even recorded "a completely desperate, warped, and sparse session," which will eventually be released under the entirely appropriate title, Totaled and Stranded. Meanwhile, their tour-only merchandise will now be made available at Troubleman Unlimited's store in the coming weeks.

And just so you're updated with all things related to Hair Police: Troubleman Unlimited will release their newish album, The Empty Quarter, on vinyl soon; a newer, as-yet untitled album will be released on No Fun Productions later this year; and Tone Filth will be releasing Robert Beatty's Living Order/Mourning Order (under the name Three Legged Race) sometime this spring. You should buy ‘em all.

Canceled dates + remaining show: