Remember Frontier Psychiatrist? A silly question when you consider the talking coconut with googly eyes, a turtle with an old-man's head, and singing ghosts. Oh, and a giant parrot, a mariachi band, cowboys, and that chorus of old people. Haven't seen the video you say? Have you even heard the song? You haven't? Well, listen up clown-shoes; I've had enough of your rampant tomfoolery. How dare you do this to me. Link to the Video. Now there's no excuse is there? I just gave you a link to the video. You don't even have to move. I've done the leg work for you. Go ahead and watch it. I'll wait.
Pretty cool eh? I love the part at the beginning with they act out that old sample. You still haven't watched it? Are you fucking with me? You wanna read to the article first? Fine.
*END OF ARTICLE*
Okay, now that I've distracted the riffraff with shiny things and YouTube, let me tell you what these crazy Aussies have been up to since Y2K: They've been making another album. ISN'T THAT CRAZY? I know, it's just out of this world. Apparently the album required a bit of re-tweaking since they initially thought it was done in 2005. Hopefully this means the album will be good. I'd like to hear a good record. I like good music. Do you like good music? I certainly hope so. So yeah, the other day I was chatting with your father on the phone while your mother was giving me hea...
HEY! You're back! How was the video? Yeah I said you'd like it. Sorry for deceiving you like that. No... hahaha, of course I wouldn't say anything to offend you; that's just a filthy rumor. A filthy, filthy rumor. No don't! I urge you not to read the previous paragraph. You already did? Dammit... okay, if I told you that I was put up to it, would you believe me? I didn't think so... how about some kind of monetary compensation for the emotional damage?
HEY TMT OWNER DUDE, CAN I PAY OFF THE STUPID MOONINITES THAT I ACCIDENTALLY CALLED "RIFFRAFF"?
IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL WORD YOU SAY?
Okay, so it turns out what I called you isn't even a dirty word, unless you're some kind of late-1800s gold miner. You are? Wow... that's actually pretty cool, so do you have like... a time machine or something? No? You're just 150 years old? I don't believe you. Where's your time machine? In your pants you say? I have to reach for it myself? Well, since I'm incredibly gullible, I think I'll venture a grab down there... *rummaging noises* Hey! I found a burrito! Cool. I like burritos. Awesome, this one is warm, I think I'll just have myself a taste here. Eww...this sorta tastes like your mom's [ed. Removed that word...we got too many complaints last time] cooking.
We have no idea when the album is coming out, but it's "on the way in 2007." At least according to a post on the avalanches forum, by someone named "theavalanchesdotcom." Whatever that means.