Best Coast will poop on stage before Green Day drops the headlining dookie

Best Coast will poop on stage before Green Day drops the headlining dookie

Best Coast a.k.a. Beast Coats will open for Green Day on a massive shit-infested stadium tour. You heard it here first — Best Coast singer Bethany Cosentino will “pinch one out” just before Green Day takes the stage.

According to Green Day’s official touring janitor Mike Fitz, the defecation ritual became a tradition once Franz Ferdinand shit simultaneously during their closer “Take Me Out.”

“Those guys must have had a lot of ethnic food that night. White American food doesn’t do that to you,” said Fitz. “But, their shit was real runny, so Billie Joe requested opening bands with real solid, American shit.”

Since Franz Ferdinand, the likes of The Bravery, Three Days Grace, My Chemical Romance, Kaiser Chiefs, and Jet have all gracefully laid dumps on stage, and now Best Coast will continue that tradition as Green Day supports their trilogy of albums: ¡Uno!, ¡Dos!, and ¡Tré!.

Best Coast tourdates:

09.21.12 - Hamburg, Germany - Reeperbahn Festival: Gruenspan
09.22.12 - Brussels, Belgium - Witloofbar (Botanique)
09.27.12 - Cincinnati, OH - Midpoint Music Festival
09.28.12 - Urbana, IL - Pygmalion Music Festival
10.05.12 - San Bernardino, CA - Coussoulis Arena
10.06.12 - Denver, CO - Cultivate Festival
10.13.12 - Santa Ana, CA - The Observatory
10.14.12 - San Francisco, CA - Treasure Island Festival
10.18.12 - Buenos Aires, Argentina - Hot Festival
10.20.12 - Sao Paolo, Brazil - Planeta Terra Festival
01.08.13 - Rosemont, IL - Allstate Arena *
01.10.13 - Wilkes Barre, PA - Mohegan Sun Arena *
01.11.13 - State College, PA - Bryce Jordan Center - Penn State University *
01.13.13 - Rochester, NY - Blue Cross Arena *
01.14.13 - Pittsburgh, PA - Consol Energy Center *
01.16.13 - Brooklyn, NY - Barclays Center *
01.18.13 - Manchester, NH - Verizon Wireless Arena *
01.19.13 - Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun Arena *
01.21.13 - Fairfax, VA - Patriot Center *
01.22.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Liacourias Center - Temple University *
01.24.13 - Providence, RI - Dunkin Donuts Center *
01.25.13 - Portland, ME - Cumberland Civic Center *
01.27.13 - Quebec City, QC - Colisee Pepsi Arena *
01.29.13 - Toronto, ON - Air Canada Centre *
01.30.13 - Cleveland, OH - Wolstein Center - Cleveland State Univ. *
02.01.13 - Moline, IL - I Wireless Center *
02.02.13 - Madison, WI - Alliant Energy Center Memorial Col *
02.04.13 - Omaha, NE - CenturyLink Arena *
02.06.13 - Broomfield, CO - 1STBANK Center *
02.08.13 - Las Vegas, NV - MGM Grand Garden Arena *

* Green Day

• Best Coast: http://www.bestcoast.us
• Green Day: http://www.greenday.com

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