Big Business to Kill Music by Reducing Shelf Space 20-40%, Wal-Mart to Ruin Everything

Get this, Reader Baby:

CD sales are declining.

YOU: OH MY GOD. WHAT? ARE U 4 SERIOUS?

And you won’t believe this, but it’s reported that 2008 sales will be strikingly worse.

YOU: WHAT??? DID NOSTRADOMUS SEE THIS? THIS WAS NOT PROPHESIZED...

Okay, don’t get a bee in your bonnet, Baby. Apparently, Wal-Mart, Best Buy, and Target, who combined represent the biggest CD sellers, plan to cut their floor space for music by 20-40%

And I don’t have to tell you twice, So Incredibly Dependent on Wal-Mart Reader, that the diminished presence of discs in major retail chains could setback the process by which you’re able to get your hands on a sticky-sweaty-good copy of Kelly Clarkson’s latest by a good hour and change.

It’s a sign of the times, mmmmmhmmm.

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