Not Only Do We Have to Catch Swine Flu, but Now We Can’t See, Merzbow? No Fun. And He’s Not Playing at No Fun Fest, Either
By Kat Gardiner on 05-13-2009
Yup. Japanese noise-monger Merzbow isn't coming to the states anymore, resulting in the cancellation of his appearance at this year's No Fun Fest. While part of me thinks it's some kind of postmodern non-performance art in some way or another, it's probably not. They probably just don't want our germs. Wusses.
While it's too bad you won't be able to catch renaissance man & "noise technician" Masami Akita, fear not, ear-bleeders: No Fun Fest is liable to be quite an avant-noisy riot without him. There are a myriad of other acts playing this weekend at the Music Hall of Williamsburg in Brooklyn. All you deaf hipsters who haven't bought a ticket already are shit out of luck, though -- tickets for the weekend and individual days are SOLD OUT. Bites. Check out the lineup below and Swedes of the future, look out; No Fun Fest SWEDEN is coming this September to Stockholm. The lineup has yet to be announced, but I'm crossing my fingers for at least one ABBA tribute band.
No Fun Fest Lineup:
- Friday, May 15 (starts at 7 PM):
Bastard Noise
Thrones
Grey Wolves
Xeno and Oaklander
Carlos Giffoni
Chris Corsano
Axolotl
Raglani
Noveller
- Saturday, May 16 (starts at 7 PM):
Sonic Youth
Bardo Pond
Rafael Toral w/ C. Spencer Yeh, Trevor Tremaine
Sons of God
Pedestrian Deposit
Blank Dogs
Yellow Tears
Mattin
Pulse Emitter
- Sunday, May 17 (starts at 6:30 PM):
Skullflower
Prurient / Kevin Drumm
Black Pus
Emeralds
Cold Cave
Peter Rehberg/Marcus Schmickler
Jazzfinger
Conrad Schnitzler
Con-Cert
It Ain’t Over ‘Til Chin Up Chin Up Play Final Show Friday; Jeremy Bolen Talks to Tiny Mix Tapes!
By David Nadelle on 05-13-2009

Chicago in 2009: so much to answer for. Not only are the Cubs and White Sox tagged to have impressive 2009 campaigns in the glorious world of Major League Baseball, but the Blackhawks have finally become a real hockey team and the Bulls almost pulled off a major upset in the “Association.” Before I get too excited and head off to McChuggigan’s S.B.A.G. (Sports Bar and Grill) to ogle skimped-out cougars and future wait-staff lifers while I mainline draft Bud and Jager in my Manny dreads, I should first take a reality pill and get my bearings. If this were Sports, I would have come up with a half-assed Huey Lewis-inspired headline. But this is rock ‘n’ roll, dammit, and for eight years, Chicago-based Chin Up Chin Up have mastercrafted their truly unique version of it. On May 15, the band will play their final gig after recently deciding to hang up their spurs for good.
Having no discernable talent whatsoever, I am unsure how ex-bands spend their time. Scrapbooking circles? Mahjongg? Investment banking? Whatever the future holds for the members of Chin Up Chin Up they can rest easy knowing they left behind a two-album legacy marked by dazzling, contorted avant-rock bliss (We Should Have Never Lived Like We Were Skyscrapers, Flameshovel Records, 2004, and This Harness Can’t Ride Anything, Suicide Squeeze, 2006 [TMT Review]). We reached out to singer/guitarist Jeremy Bolen to get his reflections on the decision to break up, the final show, and future plans.
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We might as well start with the most obvious question...what prompted the end to the band and why now? And am I going to be able to pull out either the "amicable split" or "musical differences" cliché?
Well the band has really been inactive for quite a while now. I think musical differences could be part of it, but more than anything it just suddenly felt like it was time. I really never in my wildest dreams imagined it ending at any point but things just weren't progressing in a very positive way. Everyone approaches things differently and I personally was not into how some of the members were approaching things in general. Being part of any kind of creative outlet should be fun, and when it becomes a job, well, then you kind of have to rethink where it’s all going. CUCU was the main priority in our lives for 5 years or so, we spent all of our time and energy on it, and for me at least, I wanted to get back to other parts of my life. I think this is true for everyone. We were all fine with just letting the band linger in hiatus but when Greg (Sharp, CUCU keyboardist) told me he was moving in June, it just seemed like it would be good to have some closure. I was fairly confident the band really was never going to do anything again. Our last show was a shitty street fair, and no one should go out like that.
What’s next for all of you?
Greg is moving to State College, PA where he is going to attend Penn State to get his Ph.D in Sociology. It’s a pretty amazing thing and I am super proud of him. At some point you will have to call him Dr. Sharp. Chris (Dye) is playing drums in a band called Speck Mountain. Nathan (Snydacker, guitar) has a daughter who is six months old or so, and I think that is his main focus at this point. I am spending the majority of my time concentrating on photography and also Vacations (Bolen, Sharp, and Bobby Burg). Jesse (Woghin, bass) is working at The Onion and playing in, like, 12 bands (Ghost Jeans, Shrimpsss, and Hardy Mums to name a few).
Will Vacations remain a "side project" to other future music outlets?
We never really meant Vacations to be a side project. It is something we try not to take too seriously because at this point I think that’s how we feel a band should be. We work hard though, so there’s a difference really. It think a lot of bands are playing office half the time. We're just not interested in that rat race anymore. We will be stepping things up a bunch this summer -- a tour in August, and recording a new record in October.
Is it with a sense of relief or sadness that you guys are ending the band? Are you looking forward to having Chin Up Chin Up behind you and starting a new chapter, so to speak?
I don't think a relief would be the right word... we’ve been practicing the last few weeks for the show and yeah, I get a little sentimental and sad. We have been though a ton together. Closure is always nice. I guess I am just happy that we can pull this off and that we’re all on good enough terms to play together still. We have been insanely lucky and really accomplished far more than I ever thought we would. My 16-year-old self is way psyched. That said, I think we have all already moved on, and that feels good.
Did you guys toy with the idea of doing a full farewell tour or has it always been a one-off Last Waltz type of thing?
Wow, I really wish we could pull off something as great as The Last Waltz. No, we never really talked about a full tour. We toyed with doing a New York show, and I still would love to, but it just never came together.
For fans of the band, The Empty Bottle venue brings up immediate and possibly uncomfortable memories, considering its association with Chris' death (note: original bassist Chris Saathoff was killed in a hit-and-run accident after a show at the club on February 14, 2004). Did the band's history with the club come into play when deciding where to book the final hoorah or was The Bottle an obvious choice?
The Bottle, for better or worse, has been our home venue from the beginning, so there was really no question on that at all. It’s where we basically started and where we have always hung out. As far as Chris, as always we kind of see it as a celebration of his life. It will be nice to play some songs we wrote together one last time.
What can fans expect you to play for the final show?
We’re going to play our favorite songs from the last 6 years, and hopefully everything people want to hear.
How will you look back at your time spent in the band and how do you think Chin Up Chin Up will be remembered?
Although it’s kind of a blur, it’s been something I wouldn't trade for anything. I guess you always kind of hope that you will be remembered in some way... but it’s not really something I'm thinking of or really concerned about now.
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The end of the road:
05.15.09 - Chicago, IL - Empty Bottle #
# Tight Phantomz, Sleep Out, Rain Delay Theatre
[Photo: Chris Strong]
Wilco Streaming Wilco (The Album) RIGHT NOW
By Mr P on 05-13-2009
Wilco (The Band) are streaming Wilco (The Album) for Wilco (The Audience). You can find the stream right here. Or you can click on this link, but it's not really safe for work and has nothing to do with Wilco. I recommend the latter!
The album's due June 30 on Nonesuch.
05.23.09 - Tenerife, Spain - Tenerife Auditorium
05.25.09 - Malaga, Spain - Teatro Cervantes
05.26.09 - Madrid, Spain - Teatro Calderon
05.29.09 - Seville, Spain - Territorios Festival, La Cartuja
05.30.09 - Oporto-Braga, Portugal - Teatro Circo
05.31.09 - Lisbon, Portugal - Lisbon Coliseu
06.01.09 - Santiago de Compostela-Galicia, Spain - Palacio de Congresos
06.03.09 - San Sebastian, Spain - Kursaal
06.04.09 - Barcelona, Spain - Auditori Barcelona
06.12.09 - Cincinnati, OH - Aronoff Center
06.13.09 - Manchester, TN - Bonaroo Festival
06.15.09 - Oklahoma City, OK - Bricktown EventsCenter
06.17.09 - El Paso, TX - Abraham Chavez Theatre
06.18.09 - Tucson, AZ - Centennial Hall
06.19.09 - Las Vegas, NV - The Joint
06.20.09 - Pomona, CA - Fox Theatre
06.22.09 - Los Angeles, CA - Wiltern Theater
06.23.09 - Los Angeles, CA - Wiltern Theater
06.27.09 - Berkeley, CA - Greek Theater
06.28.09 - Stateline, NV - Lake Tahoe Outdoor Arena
06.30.09 - Jacksonville, OR - Britt Pavilion
07.03.09 - Morrison, CO - Red Rocks
07.08.09 - Vienna, VA - Wolf Trap
07.10.09 - Wilmington, DE - Frawley Stadium
07.11.09 - Lowell, MA - LeLacheur Park
07.13.09 - Brooklyn, NY - Keyspan Park
07.17.09 - Portland, ME - Maine State Pier
07.18.09 - Wappingers Falls, NY - Dutchess County Stadium
07.19.09 - Lewiston, NY - Art Park
07.23.09 - Detroit Lakes, MN - 10,000 Lakes Festival
08.13.09 - Oslo, Norway - Oya Festival
08.14.09 - Gothenberg, Sweden - Way Out West Festival
08.21.09 - Erfurt-Hohenfelden, Germany - Highfield Festival
08.23.09 - Brecon Beacons, Wales - Green Man Festival
08.25.09 - London, England - Troxy
08.27.09 - Dublin, Ireland - Vicar Street
Thanks to EVP for the tip!
You Can Now Listen to All Major NIN Releases in Their Entirety via the NIN: Access iPhone App; Your Correspondent Left in a Quandary!
By Brom on 05-13-2009
Trent Reznor is certainly down with the kids! Last month, he announced the Nine Inch Nails iPhone App which “is a mobile window on all things NIN: music, photos, videos, message boards, even — thanks to a GPS-enabled feature called Nearby — the fans themselves.” These NIN-fanboys are now able to listen to all NIN albums ever released on their precious iPhones (with the added benefit of eavesdropping on conversations between other fans at NIN concerts).
The trouble is, as a pretentious, liberal, plant-eating TMT news writer, I don’t know whether to hate or love this news story. Should I rejoice in the fact that this is another kick in the teeth to record labels and their total inability to get the internet, or do I lament Mr Reznor’s never-ending pursuit for more profit?
It’s a tough life writing for Tiny Mix Tapes!
David Tibet Hastens His Precious Apocalypse with a Truly Diabolical Group of Collaborators for Current 93’s Upcoming Album
By Mike McHugh on 05-13-2009

“Then another sign appeared in the sky; it was a huge red dragon, with seven heads and ten horns, and on its heads were seven diadems. Its tail swept away a third of the stars in the sky and hurled them down to the earth.”
-- Revelation 12:3-4
It literally takes zero effort to find some badass apocalyptic passage from the Book of Revelation. Just crack open a Bible, flip to any old page of its last book, close your eyes, and point a finger anywhere on the page -- BOOM! Instant Tolkien fan fiction, written by God’s own hand! But for Current 93 's David Tibet, multi-headed, star-wiping dragons are the least of humanity’s problems come Armageddon time. According to Current 93 lore, upon the arrival of the end of days, thunderous bloodbells will chime murder as sky-eating ships devour reality itself until Lucifer at last descends on London and wages war on the judged. Oh man, the Apocalypse is so gonna have some fuckin’ sack.
So does Current 93’s music provoke Armageddon or merely anticipate it? Has David Tibet spent his career taunting and smacking the Beast on the nose with a rolled up newspaper until it finally unleashes hell on earth, or has he actually been building rock ’n’ roll’s most impenetrable theological bomb shelter? Deconstructing Tibet’s apocalyptic intentions is nigh impossible, but after reading the list of collaborators for Current 93’s first studio album in three years Aleph at Hallucinatory Mountain, I have a feeling that Tibet is purposefully baiting God to pull the plug on existence. I mean, just check out a few of these names: electronics/glands wizard Steve Stapleton (Nurse with Wound), punishing guitarist Matt Sweeney (Superwolf, Zwan), renowned partier and motivational speaker Andrew W.K., drummer Alex Neilson (The Red Krayola), and your very favorite porn star Sasha Grey on vocals. How could such an unholy assemblage not incite the heavenly choirs to trumpet their deathly song upon this waking world? Well, I guess we’ll find out May 18 when the album comes out on Jnana Records. Enjoy the next few days of existence, folks. God bless!
Tracklist:
1. Invocation of Almost
2. Poppyskins
3. On Docetic Mountain
4. 26 April 2007
5. Aleph is the Butterfly Net
6. Not Because the Fox Barks
7. UrShadow
8. As Real as Rainbows