Boris add individual dates to residency tour, consider purchasing American flag sweatpants

Boris add individual dates to residency tour, consider purchasing American flag sweatpants

What are the qualifications for honorary citizenship in the United States? Without looking, it probably doesn’t include the distinctive ability and willingness to bring smoke-shrouded stoner rock and drone insanity to the masses, but Boris are certainly making an argument that it should. Time to take a backseat, people who have escaped war-torn countries and attempted to seek permanent refuge in the Land of the Free — we’re establishing different priorities now. If you aren’t a musician, and if your repertoire doesn’t include selectively hammering on a Zildjian gong à la Atsuo, then to the bottom of the waiting list you go. On the upside, celebrations of citizenship just acquired the potential to be a heckuva lot cooler.

Recall that Boris recently announced a residency tour, in which they’ll host consecutive performances (over two nights) in a few very lucky cities around the US. Preempting complaints from people who might feel their city unfairly neglected, the band just added some “one-off” dates, in which, according to a press release, they’ll perform classics generally, classics from their classic album Flood, and possible soon-to-be classics — songs set to make their national debut. Peruse the updated schedule below, and quietly admire the trio’s stamina.


04.23.13 - San Diego, CA - The Casbah
04.24.13 - Phoenix, AZ - The Crescent Ballroom
04.26.13 - Denton, TX - Rubber Gloves
04.27.13 - Austin, TX - Carson Creek - Austin Psych Fest
04.29.13 - Atlanta, GA - The Masquerade
04.30.13 - Carrboro, NC - Cat’s Cradle
05.01.13 - Washington DC - Rock and Roll Hotel *
05.02.13 - Washington DC - Rock and Roll Hotel *
05.03.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Theatre of Living Arts
05.04.13 - Allston, MA - Brighton Music Hall *
05.05.13 - Allston, MA - Brighton Music Hall *
05.06.13 - New York, NY - Le Poisson Rouge *
05.07.13 - New York, NY - Le Poisson Rouge *
05.09.13 - Cleveland, OH - Grog Shop
05.10.13 - Chicago, IL - Lincoln Hall *
05.11.13 - Chicago, IL - Lincoln Hall *
05.12.13 - St. Louis, MO - Firebird
05.13.13 - Lincoln, NE - Bourbon Theater
05.14.13 - Denver, CO - Bluebird
05.18.13 - Seattle, WA - The Crocodile *
05.19.13 - Seattle, WA - The Crocodile *
05.21.13 - San Francisco, CA - Rickshaw Stop *
05.22.13 - San Francisco, CA - Rickshaw Stop *
05.23.13 - Los Angeles, CA - The Echoplex *
05.24.13 - Los Angeles, CA - The Echoplex *

* residency shows

• Boris:

Melvins release cover album Everybody Loves Sausages, which would be more accurate if replaced with Pizza

The Melvins are about to go all SkyMall on your ass, releasing shit you didn’t even know you needed and that, frankly, is pretty damn weird. This is the DNA analysis kit for your dog of albums. The box that laughs AT YOU (bitch) when you open it to find a cover songs collection. The personalized branding iron for the steaks you throw on the BBQ of guest singers. This is the forthcoming Melvins “unconventional covers album” called Everybody Loves Sausages, and it’s due April 30 on Ipecac Recordings.

Says Buzz Osborne, “This record will give people a peek into the kind of things that influence us musically. We REALLY like all of these songs along with the bands who actually wrote this stuff because first and foremost we are HUGE music fans.” He went on to describe the tracks as “stuff we listened to as we assembled our Portable Spa-in-a-Box for Cats™.”

Most of the tracks on the album feature the full-on Melvins crew of Osborne, Dale Crover, Jared Warren, and Coady Willis, but there are also a few Melvins Lite numbers on here, too, which leave Warren and Willis out of the equation and throw some Trevor Dunn in there. And what an equation it is! Guest vocalists include Scott Kelly (Neurosis), Clem Burke (Blondie), JG Thirwell (Foetus), John Waters, Jello Biafra, Caleb Benjamin (Tweak Bird), Mark Arm (Mudhoney), Kevin Rutmanis (The Cows), and Tom Hazelmeyer (Halo of Flies, Amphetamine Reptile Records founder.)

Everybody Loves Sausages tracklisting:

01. Warhead (Venom; Guest: Scott Kelly of Neurosis)
02. Best Friend (Queen; Guest: Caleb Benjamin of Tweak Bird)
03. Black Betty (Original artist unknown)
04. Set It On Fire (The Scientists; Guest: Mark Arm)
05. Station To Station (David Bowie; Guest: JG Thirlwell)
06. Attitude (The Kinks: Guest: Clem Burke of Blondie)
07. Female Trouble (Divine a.k.a. John Waters)
08. Carpe Diem (The Fugs)
09. Timothy Leary Lives (Pop-O-Pies)
10. In Every Dream Home a Heartache (Roxy Music; Guests: Jello Biafra and Kevin Rutmanis)
11. Romance (Tales of Terror)
12. Art School (The Jam; Guest: Tom Hazelmeyer)
13. Heathen Earth (Throbbing Gristle)

• Melvins:
• Ipecac:

RIP: Jon Cook of Crain, Cerebellum, and Rodan

Tiny Mix Tapes is sad to report the passing of Louisville musician/fulcrum Jon Cook on February 9, 2013 after a long illness. He was 40.

Cook was a consummate musician, a multi-instrumentalist (bass, guitar, drums) and founding member of storied post-hardcore bands Crain, Cerebellum, and Experimental Pollen, as well as holding the drum chair at the outset of Rodan’s existence. Cook also had a memorable supporting role as part of the cast for the Southern underground rock saga Half-Cocked (1994), the first act of which took place in his “Rocket House” crash-pad/punk mansion. Known for his forthrightness, Cook was instrumental in booking out-of-town bands as a teenager and had already exerted an influence on the city’s punk scene by the time he finished high school.

Working through a number of interrelated ensembles throughout the late 1980s, Cook, guitarist Tim Furnish, and drummer Will Chatham formed Crain in 1989, though the lineup would change (and expand) several times. Drawing from equal parts DC post-hardcore and a distinct, regional drawl of art-sludge, their crackling debut album Speed was recorded by Steve Albini and released in 1992 on Automatic Wreckcords (reissued in 2005 by Temporary Residence). As a trio with bassist Jason Hayden, they released the more sprawling effort Heater in 1994 (Restless) and disbanded two years later.

Cook continued to be active in Louisville’s music scene, including such outfits as Spider Crutches and Weapons.

The final Crain lineup (JC - vox/gtr, TF - gtr, Todd Cook - b, Tony Bailey - d), in all their glory, is featured in this video.

Angel Olsen will sail across the pond on an enchanted boat to tour Ireland and the UK this spring

I can’t remember why I didn’t see Angel Olsen when I had the chance back in November, but I regret it every time I listen to Half Way Home (TMT Review), which came in at #23 on our Favorite 50 Albums of 2012. Olsen’s voice seems to emanate from a cosmos that no one else will ever see, yet simultaneously blooms from the familiarity of old-school country songs. Watch the video for “Tiniest Seed” below, and if you’ll be taking a jaunt through Ireland or the UK this May, check out her tourdates as well. (And if you’re in Western North America, you might be seeing her before she leaves!)


04.06.13 - San Francisco, CA - Rickshaw Stop *
04.07.13 - Santa Cruz, CA - Crepe Place *
04.08.13 - Los Angeles, CA - The Echo *
04.09.13 - San Diego, CA - Casbah *
04.10.13 - Phoenix, AZ - Trunk Space *
04.12.13 - Tucson, AZ - Solar Culture *
04.14.13 - Denver, CO - Hi-Dive *
04.15.13 - Salt Lake City, UT - Kilby Court *
04.16.13 - Boise, ID - Neurolux *
04.18.13 - Portland, OR - Bunk *
04.19.13 - Seattle, WA - Barboza *
04.21.13 - Vancouver, BC - Media Club *
04.24.13 - Sacramento, CA - Bows & Arrows
05.02.13 - Dublin, Ireland - The Joinery
05.03.13 - Cork, Ireland - Half Moon Theatre
05.04-05.13 - Kilkenny, Ireland - Kilkenny Roots Festival
05.06.13 - Belfast, Ireland - The Black Box (Cathedral Quarter Festival)
05.08.13 - London, UK - The Cinema Museum
08.30.13-09.01.13 - Dorset, UK - End of the Road Festival

* Villages

• Angel Olsen:
• Bathetic:

Wanna hear a secret about Twin Shadow’s George Lewis, Jr? Too bad, you’ll have to wait until you go see his “True Story” tour this spring

Pop the collar on your jean jacket and slide into your 511’s because Twin Shadow is going back on tour! No word of new music on the horizon, as the tour is once again in support of George Lewis Jr.’s 2012 album Confess (TMT Review), but the tour does have a theme. Like previous Twin Shadow tours, such as the “Haircut” tour (where George got a new haircut for every single show) and the “Ton Up” tour (which featured Man vs. Food-like eating competitions on stage), this new tour is aptly titled “True Stories” and will feature either Lewis Jr. or Lewis Sr. telling the audience a unique, true story from their familial past.

I’ve seen Twin Shadow a couple of times and while I can’t recall any audience interaction beyond the usual between-song chatter, I do remember the performances always being very solid. For die-hard fans, getting a little piece of the Lewis family backstory definitely makes up for the fact that you probably just saw them live with the same tracks a couple of months ago. For the TRUE die-hard, bordering-on-stalker Twin Shadow fans (we know you’re out there), you’ll need to take a month-long sabbatical in order to hear every single one of the juicy tales from the Lewis family, as each city will experience a totally different true story. You gotta have a gimmick.


05.22.13 - Solana Beach, CA - Belly Up Tavern *
05.24.13 - San Francisco, CA - Great American Music Hall *
05.27.13 - George, WA - Sasquatch Festival
05.28.13 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore Ballroom *
05.31.13 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue *
06.01.13 - Chicago, IL - Metro *
06.03.13 - Milwaukee, WI - Turner Hall Ballroom *
06.05.13 - Detroit, MI - Magic Stick *
06.06.13 - Cleveland Heights, OH - Grog Shop *
06.07.13 - Toronto, ON - Phoenix Concert Theatre *
06.09.13 - New York, NY - The Governors Ball Music Festival
06.12.13 - Boston, MA - Paradise *
06.15.13 - Washington, DC - Black Cat *
06.16.13 - Carrboro, NC - Cats Cradle *
06.18.13 - Atlanta, GA - Terminal West *
06.20.13 - New Orleans, LA - The Maison *
06.21.13 - Houston, TX - Fitzgerald’s *
06.22.13 - Austin, TX - Emo’s East *
06.24.13 - Dallas, TX - Granada Theater *
06.26.13 - El Paso, TX - Tricky Falls *
06.27.13 - Phoenix, AZ - The Crescent Ballroom *
06.28.13 - Pomona, CA - The Glass House *
06.29.13 - Los Angeles, CA - The Fonda Theatre *

• Twin Shadow:
• 4AD:

Kurt Vile erodes the fuck out of some present participles on new LP, Wakin on a Pretty Daze, because he’s just that chill!

I don’t picture Philadelphia’s Kurt Vile “announcing” stuff so much as I picture him just kind of… yawning stuff out… over a shitty connection on speaker phone… from his seat on the toilet. So, I guess just picture all of that when I tell you (that Pitchfork told me) that Vile is ever-so-passively “back on the scene” with a new album due April 9 for Matador. The new one, which follows up the full-length yawn of 2011’s Smoke Ring for my Halo (TMT Review), is titled Wakin on a Pretty Daze.

Below, you can check out the new album’s opening track, “Wakin on a Pretty Day” (yeah), as well as some visuals from a short documentary that was made about the album’s cover art. I haven’t listened to it yet, but I bet there’s some guitar noodling on it, if you’re into noodles. Oh, and he’s also hitting the road this spring (with stops at big-ass fests like Primavera and Coachella) with the likes of The Fresh & Onlys and Angel Olsen. Damn, is it just me, or does this guy get more done from the toilet than I do in an entire year?

Wakin on a Pretty Daze tracklisting:

01. Wakin on a Pretty Day
02. KV Crimes
03. Was All Talk
04. Girl Called Alex
05. Never Run Away
06. Pure Pain
07. Too Hard
08. Shame Chamber
09. Snowflakes Are Dancing
10. Air Bud
11. Goldtone

Tourin on some pretty days:

04.14.13 - Indio, CA - Coachella
04.21.13 - Indio, CA - Coachella
05.04-05.13 - Atlanta, GA - Shaky Knees Festival
05.07.13 - Los Angeles, CA - Echoplex *!
05.08.13 - San Francisco, CA - Independent *!
05.10.13 - Portland, OR - Doug Fir *!
05.11.13 - Vancouver, BC - Biltmore *!
05.12.13 - Seattle, WA - Neumos *!
05.14.13 - Chicago, IL - Lincoln Hall !
05.16.13 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom !#
05.17.13 - Boston, MA - The Sinclair !#
05.18.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer !#
05.24.13 - Barcelona, Spain - Primavera Sound
05.25.13 - London, UK - Field Day
05.26.13 - Brussels, Belgium - AB
05.27.13 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Paradiso
05.28.13 - Hamburg, Germany - Knust
05.29.13 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Amager Bio

* The Fresh & Onlys
! Steve Gunn
# Angel Olsen

• Kurt Vile:
• Matador: