British Sea Power Tour, Release EP And LP With No Mention of Pirates, Actual Sea Power Of Any Kind, Or Historical Events Older Than Five Minutes In This News Story And A Woman Nearly Spills A Cup of Coffee On Me

I’m not one to believe in karma (Okay, I’m already lying; you don’t get $500 in parking tickets for helping old ladies cross the street), but in the last five minutes:

- A young woman in a business suit spilled a cup full of steaming hot coffee just inches from my leg, laptop, and this news story.

- A homeless man sitting next to the Staples, from which I am currently accessing the internet, started smoking a cigarette.

- A pair of Germans sitting next to me gently pulled a scrap of paper that had fallen out of my pocket and into the coffee water on the ground and offered it to me hopefully.

The signs of mojo a-workin’ are everywhere. Take, for example, British Sea Power. If they can keep it together, that just gives me all kinds of warm, fuzzy hope for the rest of us.

A new EP (Krankenhaus?), a new CD (Do You Like Rock Music?). WOW.

Krankenhaus? digitally out now, on CD November 20:

# Stardeath and White Dwarfs

## CMJ Show w/ Pela, 1990s, Tiny Masters of Today, Stardeath and White Dwarfs, The Grey Race

### Wild Beasts

@ The Vanguard, Tracy is Hot and the Clap

* Revenge of Shinobi.

#### Wild Beasts, Micky P, Kerr, Jonjo Feather, A Love Supreme

& Wild Beasts, The Witch and the Robot, Fear of Mountains
$ Beepseals

##### White Mischief Event 'From The Earth To The Moon'

British Sea Power Tour, Release EP And LP With No Mention of Pirates, Actual Sea Power Of Any Kind, Or Historical Events Older Than Five Minutes In This News Story And A Woman Nearly Spills A Cup of Coffee On Me

I’m not one to believe in karma (Okay, I’m already lying; you don’t get $500 in parking tickets for helping old ladies cross the street), but in the last five minutes:

- A young woman in a business suit spilled a cup full of steaming hot coffee just inches from my leg, laptop, and this news story.

- A homeless man sitting next to the Staples, from which I am currently accessing the internet, started smoking a cigarette.

- A pair of Germans sitting next to me gently pulled a scrap of paper that had fallen out of my pocket and into the coffee water on the ground and offered it to me hopefully.

The signs of mojo a-workin’ are everywhere. Take, for example, British Sea Power. If they can keep it together, that just gives me all kinds of warm, fuzzy hope for the rest of us.

A new EP (Krankenhaus?), a new CD (Do You Like Rock Music?). WOW.

Krankenhaus? digitally out now, on CD November 20:

# Stardeath and White Dwarfs

## CMJ Show w/ Pela, 1990s, Tiny Masters of Today, Stardeath and White Dwarfs, The Grey Race

### Wild Beasts

@ The Vanguard, Tracy is Hot and the Clap

* Revenge of Shinobi.

#### Wild Beasts, Micky P, Kerr, Jonjo Feather, A Love Supreme

& Wild Beasts, The Witch and the Robot, Fear of Mountains
$ Beepseals

##### White Mischief Event 'From The Earth To The Moon'

Metallica Go Acoustic, Bob Dylan Vindicated

Do you still need black wristbands to play a Martin? Does that aggressive stance work for fingerpicking? Will there be sweat?

All those questions will be answered October 27 and 28 when Metallica perform acoustic sets at the 21st Annual Bridge School Benefit Concert at the Shoreline Amphitheatre in Mountain View, CA.

Metallica is not known for its sensitive side. The band is known for its dark side. And for its annoying side -- Lars. Nevertheless, for a good cause, even the guys who scared little kids with that creepy old guy in the "Enter Sandman" video will unplug to help out. It's for the kids.

Other performers include:

Advance tickets are $150.00 and $75.00 for reserved seating and $39.50 for general admission, plus applicable service charges.

The Bridge School is an institute for children with disabilities both physical and verbal. Neil Young began organizing a concert to benefit the school after its instructors cured him of a high, mournful whine.

Fun Facts about Scissors and Sisters to Coincide with Scissor Sisters DVD Release

Did you know that scissors were probably invented in Egypt by real
live Egyptians a real long time ago?

Did you know that different types of scissors exist? Here are a few examples:

Tin snips are scissors used for cutting tin.

Pinking shears are scissors with a serrated edge for cutting fabric
without frayin' the edges. Wow.

Trauma shears are scissors used in emergency response situations.

Poultry shears are scissors that cut poultry.

How 'bout those skizzer facts! Now onto some facts about sisters!

I lied, I don't have any fun facts about sisters, as I never had one,
but I'm sure she'd probably like Scissor Sisters. Plus, she'd be super stoked about their new DVD that's coming out on November 12. She'd love the name of it too, 'cause it's called Hurrah - A Year Of Ta-Dah.

I can't keep writing this story after writing that.

I'm done.

Wire Releasing Read & Burn 03, Determined Not to Re-Release It All on Their Next LP

You love Wire. I love Wire. You probably have all three of the recently repressed, 180 gram collector's-edition LPs of the untouchable trilogy that was originally released in the late '70s but now available at their online store. I know I do. And like me, you might even wear your Pink Flag Enamel Badge in public as much as possible.

Or maybe you don't. In any event, we both know that Read & Burn 01 and 02 are so intensely good you want to shit your pants just thinking about putting them on again. So good, in fact, that anticipation for new material of the same caliber spoiled opinions of their otherwise stunning full-length, Send, with reviews usually consisting of cranky fans pouting about the presence of too many tracks already released on the Read & Burn series and a distressing lack of new facemelters.

Well, pout no more, dear reader: Read & Burn 03 is, according to pinkflag.com, "finished, mastered, designed and in production for a November 12th UK release." Not only this, but they've even gone so far as to defuse any reservations you might have about purchasing it immediately following its release, responding to the complaints about Send with a hypersensitive assurance that "none of the tracks will be included on the next full-length Wire album."

The EP will consist of 4 tracks spread over 25 minutes, meaning either a bunch of six-minute tracks or our first really long Wire tune -- either way, I'm getting myself all worked up here, so it's time to go consummate all this pent up exhilaration by putting Read & Burn 01 + 02 on at full volume and slam-dancing with my furniture.

Read & Burn 03 tracklisting:

Boredoms to Release New Live CD/DVD, Tour; Yoshimi to Release Documentary OST; You’re Welcome!

Do you know how to speak Japanese? Can you learn it? Because if you do or can, then you could be translating Boredoms/V∞redoms news for TMT!

You see, every time there's news about Boredoms, it's a pain in the ass to even report it. Why? Everything is in Japanese! I know, I know... the Westernization of Earth is a little behind schedule, but I assure you: with some increased focus on free trade, liberating, and teaching non-white kids English one by fucking one, we'll one day live in a beautiful world where your favorite beer will be available in every bar, where sites like freetranslation.com will become an internet dinosaur, where any geographic variation will be smoothed out with a good ol' Rowenta iron.

Until that glorious day comes, we'll just have to settle for less-than-perfect (imperfect) news stories about Boredoms. Not that what I'm writing isn't gold or anything. Come to think of it, you should probably be thanking me for my research skills, because boy do I have news for you: Boredoms are releasing a new CD+DVD set December 19! Titled Live at Sunflancisco, the live document will be released on Commmons, the same label that released Super Roots 9 (TMT Review) earlier this year.

AND THERE IS MORE. Yoshimi of Boredoms seems to have written the soundtrack to a documentary. It's called Yunnan Colorfree, and according to Commmons, it will be released November 21. Or, as freetranslation.com put it: "The truck listing of the documentary film "cloud south COLORFREE" the original sound truck 'YUNNAN COLORFREE' that YOSHIMI of BOREDOMS manages music arrived. ! !"

Doesn't that kind of read like a Pitchfork review?

Oh, no I didn't!

Yunnan Colorfree tracklisting: